Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Almost everyone bought a lottery ticket worth more than ten dollars.

The owner of the newly opened flower shop at the end of the street was very generous. He just took out a scratch card and scratched one without saying a word.

I flew over to her side of the table and hopped over to get a closer look.

Wow, she circled the winning amounts with a red pen. There were circles on the sheets on the left, and the laminated area on the right was scraped clean.

When the store became quiet again, she came over with a pile of circled cards, smiling.

[Boss lady, I am really impressed. Please redeem the prize! ]

I felt comfortable being rubbed by the feathers on her back. The woman who grows flowers has a particularly pleasant scent of flowers and plants.

【Congratulations on getting rich! Congratulations on getting rich! 】

The proprietress took a pair of tickets, but it turned out that they exceeded the maximum limit that the lottery station could redeem.

This is really an infuriating and funny thing.

[Okay, I'll have to trouble you to go to the lottery center. The amount is a bit large and I can't redeem it here...]

The owner of the noodle shop next door, who turned back at the door to get his key, was so envious that his saliva was about to drip.

[Madam boss, is your parrot male or female? ]

[Hmm? Damn, what happened?! ]

The proprietress was puzzled when she saw that the flower shop owner had not left yet and was asking about Xiaoguaiguai.

[Um... I want to raise one too. It probably has something on it. When it lays eggs, I'll buy one. Ah, no, I'll take one home to raise.]

[Gah!!!?]

I was shocked. I was just a pure little parrot who had never been born before, but someone was actually eyeing my future baby. I want to ask myself, which male parrot within dozens of miles is worthy of me?

I'm not like the boss lady, who is purely in love.

[I can't promise you this. My little girl has no intention of finding a partner. In the past, there were some good guys who came to her door, but she beat them all away, hahaha! ]

Speaking of this, the proprietress seemed to be inspired to talk, and she whispered in the ear of the florist who looked very interested.

【May you be happy and prosperous???】

I leaned forward to listen to the gossip, but the proprietress ruthlessly covered my head with her hand.

Her fingers were slender, but they had become a lot rougher from being busy all these years, and there were even thick calluses on the palms of her hands.

It scratched the feathers on my back and was a bit uncomfortable.

The boss lady is only 34 years old...

I didn't struggle and just squatted on her legs obediently.

After so many reincarnations, I don’t want to go through the pain of giving birth anymore. Whoever wants to give birth can do so!

It can’t be me who gets anal prolapse from laying eggs!

The florist left with a mixture of confusion and joy.

The proprietress looked at the time. No wonder it was almost noon. She touched her stomach and felt a little hungry.

Just then the phone screen suddenly lit up——

It’s a call from “Brother Qiang”.

It's rare that Qiangzi woke up before noon.

The boss lady answered the call quickly.

【Hello? 】

[Give me 50,000 yuan, quickly! ]

The proprietress's expression fell in an instant. She thought Qiangzi would invite her out for dinner, even a 13-yuan roadside buffet would be fine.

I didn't expect that he would ask for money right away without even any preparation.

[Why do you need so much money all of a sudden? I just bought some goods, and I don’t have much cash left. ]

[Why are you asking so many questions? Just tell me whether you will give it to me or not. If you don’t, I won’t go back tonight.]

Threat, naked threat.

[Go home, go home!] I was so angry that I clucked and flapped my wings to urge them.

That shameless little bitch must be at home too!

I'm so angry, why don't you listen to my advice and go home to catch the adulterer!

Every catch is accurate!

It’s best to call the police and report prostitution or something like that. That’s the best way!

The local police are very strict in this regard and the response speed is super fast!

The boss lady finally showed her toughness and said that the money could not be given without a reasonable reason.

The other party hung up the phone with a "click". From the last noise, the phone was probably thrown to the ground with a loud crisp sound.

[When your phone breaks, you still ask me for money to buy a new one... It's boring every day. ]

She mumbled quietly so only I could hear it.

I thought that was the end of it.

As a result, in less than half an hour, Qiangzi took a taxi and rushed to the store.

The corners of his mouth were bruised, and there were several clear bloody streaks on his face and neck.

The proprietress was stunned and quickly turned her wheelchair to meet him.

[Did you fight with someone? Why are you hitting me in the face? That's too rude...]

[Stop making sarcastic remarks. Where’s the money? Give it to me! ]

As soon as Qiangzi came in, he didn't look at anyone and went straight to the drawer under the machine. The key was hanging on it, so it was easy for him to open it.

Not much cash.

After all, everyone is used to paying by scanning codes.

Unfortunately, the boss lady's mobile phone was also placed flat next to the keyboard. He ignored the boss lady's pulling force and entered the transfer amount. He grabbed the boss lady's finger and the fingerprint payment was successful.

Fifty thousand, not a penny less.

[What are you doing? How can I run my business if the money is transferred away? ]

Her answer was a merciless slap from Qiangzi.

His face was distorted.

【Gah! 】

I was so angry that I jumped up, grabbed Qiangzi's hair, and started to poke at the Baihui acupoint on the top of his head with my mouth.

Damn it, you are bullying my sister. If you dare to hit her, I will hit your weak spot!

I'm chattering!

I'm chattering!

Qiangzi has never seen me so crazy before.

I never saw the proprietress recover from being beaten.

Qiangzi got so angry that he closed his hands and fiercely pulled me off his head.

A lot of his already limited hair was pulled out, causing his face to twist in pain and he started to curse loudly.

[You are such a poor bastard that you raise such a thing to disgust me every day. I'd better throw you to death! ]

Before he could finish his words, he lifted me up and pretended to throw me to the ground.

He grabbed me so hard that the bones at the base of my wings were crackling and were about to break.

He is serious! ! ! !

The boss's wife treated me as a relative. When she saw this scene, she could no longer tolerate it. She picked up the mop stick and hit Qiangzi on the arm.

He felt the pain and subconsciously loosened his hand.

I screamed "Gah!" and fell to the ground, spreading my paws and running towards the boss lady.

He took staggering steps, as if he was running for his life.

It’s not that I forgot to fly, it’s probably that my wings are broken.

Woo woo woo┭┮﹏┭┮

Seeing that the relationship was completely broken up, Qiangzi couldn't get away with it for the time being. The money was already in hand, so he avoided the wheelchair and ran away.

The proprietress hugged me in her arms with heartache, tears streaming down her face.

I remember she cried only three times -

One time was a car accident ten years ago, when I was bidding farewell to my parents.

One time was when her fetus died in her womb and she woke up from the hospital bed.

The third time is now.

【Go home, go home! 】

I urged in a hoarse voice.

[Well, it's time to end it. ]

Only then did I realize that the boss lady had known about it all along, but she was just deceiving herself and unwilling to face it.