Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

The boss lady was able to get a divorce in just eight days. She was really courageous.

By the way, she also repainted the store and put up a new sign.

There were dragon and lion dances and fireworks at the door, it was very lively, just like a reopening.

I was startled by the fireworks shooting up into the sky, and my hair exploded.

He looked like he had never seen the world.

The boss lady's hair was cut even shorter, to the level of her eyebrows. Looking from the side, she looked very heroic.

【May you be happy and prosperous! 】

When the proprietress heard my call, she realized that a customer had come in.

[Wait a minute, it's not turned on yet! ]

The visitor responded and asked for a few scratch cards to scratch first.

The first ticket when the machine is turned on is randomly selected and the boss lady keeps it for herself. This happens every day.

The guest was a little curious and craned his neck to look at her number.

[Boss lady, I don’t have any ideas anyway, so why don’t you just print me one based on your ticket.]

Of course the boss lady had no objection, as someone had done this before and said they wanted to take advantage of her good luck.

When the prize was drawn that night, the guest who had typed in the numbers was so happy that he went crazy.

Won, first prize.

There are only two bets in the country, 10 million, seven zeros!!!

All in this store.

The proprietress was sitting in front of the TV, her hands shaking a little.

Qiangzi has been kicked out of the house, so I don’t have to be chained up at home.

【Congratulations on getting rich! Congratulations on getting rich! 】

This overwhelming wealth has finally fallen upon us.

The next morning, the boss lady went to collect the prize fully armed when the lottery center just opened.

But that wheelchair cannot be hidden no matter what.

A reporter guarding the gate secretly took a photo of her and uploaded it to the Internet immediately.

In less than a minute, the news that the lady boss had won a 10 million yuan prize could no longer be hidden in the small local area.

Originally, this store was already a popular destination for internet celebrities, and a place where lottery players rushed to check in.

Two big prizes were won at once, and the entrance was packed with people.

In less than a day, Qiangzi found out about this and he regretted it so much.

The wages of avarice is death.

He couldn't bear it after just a few days of freedom. No one gave him money, and even eating and buying cigarettes became a problem.

So that night, we met the prodigal son who had returned and dressed up in a new look on his way home from get off work...

[Xiaoxia, I was wrong. I miss you so much! ]

The proprietress put her hand on my back and watched his performance quietly without saying a word.

I took small square steps, stepped on the boss lady's thighs, then turned around and faced Qiangzi with my butt.

【Go home, go home! 】

I urged, not wanting the landlady to continue nagging this shameless man.

[Xiaoxia, I will really change. I will never look for anyone else. I will just stay with you, okay?]

[Can I bring you food and pick you up from get off work every day? ]

[How about we have a few more children, so that the son will look like you and the daughter will look like me? ]

[Believe me, if I can’t do it, let me be struck by lightning and die miserably! ! ! ]

Qiangzi raised three fingers and swore solemnly.

I farted quietly, and it stunk just as badly as the oaths and promises he made.

The proprietress looked at him coldly, and just when he was expecting something and looking happy, the wheelchair moved.

Turn right, then turn left, making a perfect S.

He was completely ignored as if he were an obstacle and walked around him.

I jumped happily on the boss lady's lap.

Love brain is really cured!

【Go home, go home! 】

Stay away from scumbags!!!

The moonlight was just right and the road ahead was quiet, with only the squeaking sound of wheels rolling over the road.

I should have changed to an electric wheelchair a long time ago. It’s too difficult to push it by myself and it easily gets my hands dirty.

I rubbed my head on her shoulder and looked back -

But just in time, I saw a black shadow with a silver-white metallic cold light rushing towards me quickly.

【Ga----】

All the hair on my body stood up and I immediately spread my wings to meet the enemy like a cannonball.

【Pfft——】

It was the sound of a sharp knife penetrating flesh.

Qiangzi took a dagger and stabbed me through with one force, with my entire body entangled on the dagger.

My heart is high and yet I feel chilled.

The proprietress let out a scream that was not like a living person.

【ah!!!!!】

[Help! Help! Help! ! ! ! !]

I looked up at her with difficulty.

【Go home...go...home...】

I was very unwilling, so I tilted my head and made a sound.

The loyal and wealthy parrot died.

——This is the fourteenth time I have faced death since I fell into the animal realm.

It’s different from the previous rebirth in a daze.

This time, I continued to stay in the human world in the form of the soul of the parrot Xiaoguai, and followed the proprietress.

See her holding my body and crying till she’s hoarse.

She grabbed Qiangzi's clothes and refused to let go no matter how he kicked, hit or scolded her. She only handed him over after the police arrived.

Seeing that she accused the other party of intentional homicide, Qiangzi had already thrown the dagger far away, but the police still carefully found it in the grass, with its fingerprints and bloodstains intact.

Watch her return home alone, covering her head and crying until she falls asleep.

I saw her locking herself at home for several days and refusing to go out, talking to herself while holding the small bed where I had slept.

Look, she took the iron chain that originally locked me and wrapped it around her wrist as a bracelet.

Seeing her sitting in front of the machine absent-mindedly, there was no longer a pleasant voice of "Congratulations on your prosperity" to help her welcome guests.

Seeing that she really bought an electric wheelchair, I only regretted that the manual wheelchair couldn’t run faster on the night of the accident, which cost me my life in vain.

I really wanted to hug her again, but I forgot countless times that I was a soul, and my wings passed through her face.

Seven days later.

A strong suction force from underground pulled me back to the underworld, and I didn't even have time to say goodbye to the sleeping proprietress.

The judge was still the same as before, sitting majestically in the middle of the hall, holding an iron brush in his hand.

【Who is in the hall? 】

【I, I am Wang Defa. 】

The judge raised his eyebrows, looked over, and nodded indifferently.

[So it's you. Hmm, you are loyal to your master, not bad.]

I was forced to crawl on the ground by the ghost catcher, and I couldn't tell whether his words were praise or criticism.

After all, I have a clear conscience.

[Do you know why I brought you here? ]

I shook my head and was kicked in the butt by the ghost.

He shouted in a low voice, "When an adult asks a question, you must answer it."

[Report to the judge, I don’t know. 】

[You are lucky to have met two masters who treat you like family members and love you. ]

The judge was inspired and flipped open the little golden notebook in his hand.

【Um. 】

I didn't know how to respond to this, so I just responded in agreement.

[The veterinarian at the pet hospital has been doing good deeds all his life and has voluntarily shared half of his merits with you. The owner of the lottery shop donated to the Hope Primary School in your name, so naturally, the merits also fall on you.]

[In this case, I can’t let you continue with the previous punishment. ]

My eyes lit up. Of course it would be good if I didn't have to jump into the black hole of the animal realm anymore.

But before I could feel happy for two seconds, the judge's words came over with a heavy breath -

[Sinner Wang Defa, are you willing to be sentenced to fifty-five years in prison for tongue-pulling to atone for the evil you did when you were a human?]

I was originally in a crawling position, but when I heard about the Tongue-Pulling Prison being such a scary place, I was horrified and quickly shook my head, refusing loudly.

[I don't want to, please maintain the original sentence, it's good to be a little animal. ]

The judge hesitated for a moment, but nodded in agreement. He waved his hand, and countless golden lights of merit rushed towards my chest like tired birds returning to their nests, and then disappeared.

【Go down, and continue reincarnation! 】

[Yes!] Two big ghost officers each took one of my hands and lifted me up from the ground.

The black hole in the animal realm was still the same. I closed my eyes, made up my mind, and jumped in.

Without noticing, a layer of faint golden light surrounded me, like a huge silkworm cocoon.