Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

I never thought that one day, when I was born, I would be chewed like a lollipop by my own mother...

Yes, because of the golden light of merit, I was lucky enough to be reborn into the belly of a giant panda in this life.

When I was just born, the giant panda mother could flip me over several times with one breath.

The keeper saw that the giant panda didn't look like a mother at all.

Quietly use the apple to attract its attention.

Another person hiding behind her stretched out his arm and pulled me over.

The trick of replacing the prince with a cat makes the thief become powerful.

The civet cat is an apple, being chewed by the giant panda with a crunching sound.

I was the prince, held in the palm of the keeper's hand, and she used a soft cotton cloth to wipe off the mucus on my body that had not yet been cleaned off.

It was difficult for me to open my eyes, and my mouth was gurgling, so I fell asleep due to exhaustion.

I have no idea how I left home later.

When I woke up, I was sleeping in an incubator, with a cute pink-haired cat that was a little bigger than me next to me.

I flapped my arms and legs, rolled and crawled over, and took a look. Wow, it was also a baby panda.

As soon as I touched it, a flower appeared before my eyes.

A giant panda was screaming and shrieking, holding a small panda in its hand and refusing to let go. No matter what delicious fruit the keeper used to lure it, it would stay away and shrink its huge body into the corner.

The shivering little panda was actually the fat little snoring panda in front of him.

I was completely puzzled and tried to shake my head, but there was no giant panda around.

What happened to that scene just now?

At this time, the breeder noticed that I woke up from the surveillance camera and hurried over to check.

His big, broad hand touched me.

As if there was a flash of electricity before my eyes, a strange picture appeared again -

A woman with a bulging belly wiped her tears with the back of her hand and cried for ice cream. The breeder firmly disagreed, and then his arm was grabbed and bitten hard. The man felt pain and his eyes fell on the woman's belly. He didn't move and let her go.

I blinked and the picture quickly returned to normal.

I was still in the breeder's hands. He put me on the scale, weighed me, and wrote and drew in a notebook to make a record.

Then he strolled to another window and knocked on the glass. The man in a white coat nodded and quickly handed over a small bottle of milk.

It is filled with nutritious milk that has just been prepared.

My stomach was already in a mess, and when I smelled the faint smell of milk, I almost jumped out of the keeper's hands.

This 1.9-meter-tall young man was quite frightened. He quickly held me with a little force and put the bottle into my mouth.

[Little guy, you must be really hungry. You are such a foodie. You can jump around before you can even crawl. You are so amazing! ]

I swallowed and ignored his nonsense.

This was my first meal in my life. The quantity was not much, but I drank it so hard that I was exhausted.

The keeper put me on the scale and recorded my post-meal weight.

When he touched me again, I couldn't help but scream "Ah!"

Just because I saw the inexplicable scene again - the woman with a bulging belly lying in a pool of blood. Looking at the background, it was in an elevator room in a residential area. The time on the wall behind was clearly tonight.

I was so scared that the hair on my body stood up.

The breeder was also shocked by my behavior.

He immediately called the team leader for support.

He put me down steadily, and the bloody scene in front of my eyes disappeared.

I have come to understand that the inexplicable scenes I have seen repeatedly today were all caused by physical contact with others.

I can see the other person's past and future, but as for the specific time limit, I haven't figured it out yet.

Right now, the most important thing is to get the breeder back to accompany his pregnant wife.

My eyes were still barely open when a short, fat figure walked towards me from the door.

Judging from his footsteps, he seemed a little anxious.

【What happened to the newborn? 】

Me: A newborn?! Are you talking about me?

[Just now it was stiff all over, with its hair standing up, but now it seems to have recovered. We still need to observe.]

【Let me see. 】

As he said that, the new big brother picked me up and checked me over and over again, but found nothing unusual.

I was a little tired and twisted my body groaningly, but nothing strange happened this time.

[Hey, Liu Bo, didn't you start your paternity leave today? Why haven't you gone back yet? You have to be careful with your wife's belly, having twins is very tiring.]

[It's okay. She was asking for ice cream last night. You see, I didn't let her have it, and she got as fierce as a tigress. She bit my hand like this!]

When Liu Bo rolled up his sleeves, he saw a circle of large, bright teeth marks on his forearm, which were slightly scabbed over. It was obvious that he was so angry that he didn't hold back his strength.

I also opened my mouth in surprise. It turned out that the previous scene happened yesterday.

Big Brother noticed my expression and thought I was yawning, so he gently put me on the bed.

It’s hot, no need to cover yourself with a blanket, just sleep like this.

[I wanted to postpone the date. The baby panda has just been born and I am responsible for it. I am worried.]

[Then your wife is still pregnant with your child, so you can rest assured?! ]

[But my parents are at home with me. Besides, she has been looking at me with strange eyes lately. She cries and makes a scene at the slightest provocation. I am afraid of her...]

When I heard this, I nodded vigorously in my heart. When I was still Wang Defa, my wife was making a fuss even before she was pregnant. I had a bad temper to begin with, so I couldn't help but hit her.

Although it was my fault, I really don't understand why pregnant women's tempers change so much, and they all act like they want to eat someone...

The big brother was more experienced, and he patted Liu Bo's shoulder earnestly.

[You, have you learned about prenatal anxiety in pregnant women? Your wife is clearly suffering from anxiety and tension. As for eating ice cream, it's fine to eat one or two when the weather is hot.

Pregnancy is not a disease. She can eat anything that normal people can eat. Don't be overprotective and make the whole family nervous. 】

[But I still want to watch it. The first three days are the dangerous period.]

As Liu Bo spoke, his hand unconsciously reached out and rested on my back again.

I closed my eyes, the bloody scene still appearing in my mind. I turned over suddenly, and a tender little slap landed on the back of Liu Bo's hand.

It's quite powerful.

A pink palm print shaped like a plum blossom immediately appeared there.

[Hahahahahaha, look, what did I say? Everything has a soul. The little guy is also telling you to hurry back to accompany your wife, so that it can become your little cub's big sister sooner.]

Liu Bo withdrew his hand angrily, shook his head and agreed with a silly smile.

My body froze. I was actually a girl again...

I heard that giant pandas have to find a partner and give birth to cubs when they are three or four years old...