Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

There was another familiar feeling of dizziness, and I felt so sad.

My head and feet were aching, so I used the Dragon Tail move.

The tricks that always worked in the past didn't work now and it still hurt.

When I opened my eyes, I thought I was dreaming.

The toes, as huge as the Leshan Giant Buddha, stood in front of my eyes, emitting the damp, sour and over-fermented smell of sweat.

Swarms of mosquitoes and flies hovered and competed for food, flying low overhead like bombers.

It's so dense that it scares me.

Turning my head again, I saw that a grain of sand next to me was as big as a football field.

Yes, I am an earthworm.

It was chopped into eight pieces, each piece was of different length, which drove the obsessive-compulsive and passionate earthworm to death.

The patient with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder expressed dissatisfaction and wanted to make some more adjustments, even just minor adjustments!

The wound hurts so much!

The pain in which my other bodies and I suffered was so severe that we didn't even have the strength to run away.

He twisted his body and rolled in the mud, trying to find a little comfort.

I've heard that earthworms can heal their wounds and even reproduce on their own, but no one told me that it would be so painful...

The soil beneath my body was very moist, and water vapor was visibly rising under the scorching sun.

A big hand slowly came down, picked up one of the pieces of me (let's call it No. 2) and strung it on a silver-white hook that was shining with a terrifying light.

I watched him swing the boat with all his might, and before No. 2 could react, he disappeared into the water.

I shrank back, trembling with fear.

Earthworms = fish food.

Mom, I met a fisherman.

Who is my mother? I can't remember.

The water was quiet.

There was a breeze, but it was still smoking hot.

The fisherman's body is tanned black and white, and the lines on his body are not much different from those on me.

He held his hat tightly, and the sweat drops that fell to the ground broke into eight pieces, hitting me so hard that my blood boiled.

From time to time, debris would fall from above our heads, knocking the rest of the people around in a daze.

It's bread, cake and chips.

It smells good.

We all rushed forward. We couldn't be starving, so we had to eat our fill first.

The fisherman was a novice and had little patience. After a long time, still no fish took the bait.

He raised his hand and swung the fishing rod, but the hook was empty.

Number 3 went down again.

Ten minutes later, it was number 4's turn, still tightly wrapped around a large piece of bread crumbs.

I noticed there was a little meat floss on it.

I'm so hungry, I want to eat meat...

No. 5 also went down, but it was still like throwing a meat bun at a dog, and he never came back.

Number 6 and number 7 are two dragons playing with a pearl. Their relationship is so good that even the heavens are jealous. They are strung together into a pile and thrown into the water to kill two birds with one stone.

With a splash, several circles of water appeared.

The fisherman stamped his feet and muttered.

[I still can’t ask others to help me make a nest. It’s all in vain…]

Me: My apologies, I’m just a newbie.

Finished teasing.

To annihilate the entire army.

Cover your face.

Sorry, I have no face.

Before being thrown into the water, No. 8 stuffed the potato chips he had snatched with great difficulty into his stomach and looked at me with sad eyes.

I am the only one left in the earthworm handsome boy group.

The fish still didn't take the bait.

I saw several big and small grass carps circling around Lao 8.

A mosquito landed on the fisherman's ankle, and his neck stiffened, and he gulped down a large mouthful of blood.

It made me swallow my saliva involuntarily, it must be delicious.

It's as rich as milk tea with more pearls, less ice and less sugar.

【hiss--】

The big hand waved around randomly, and the fisherman raised his foot and cursed in surprise.

[Oh, the mosquitoes in Yunnan are so big, they want to eat people! ]

The mosquito, with a bloated belly, flew over my head in a daze and disappeared without a trace.

I was stuck on the hook, but I didn't feel any pain.

The water temperature is good and it is warmed by the sun.

The big grass carp led the small grass carps to surround me. The big fish blew a few bubbles and chattered on to teach its cubs life-saving hunting skills.

[Do this, this, and this again, see? ]

[I have demonstrated this to you seven times myself, hiccup~ you should be taught by now even if you are a donkey!!!]

[Remember, run away as soon as you get bitten... We in the Cao family never do business that loses money!!!]

As a result, a young crucian carp broke through the encirclement of the grass carp and his son, and took a bite -

My world fell into darkness.

A big-bellied mosquito that had stuck its butt into the water not far away was startled and also ran away in fear.

All the grass carps, big and small, were stunned. What a lack of manners! Some of the fish were rushing to die!

As soon as the fishing rod sank, the wild crucian carp swung its tail desperately.

The fisherman picked up his rod with joy and laughed.

[I caught it! I caught it! Hahahaha! ]

8 is a lucky number, so it is a good time to take the bait.

The fishing hero 1/8 earthworm and the other 7 clones are dead!