Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Buzz, buzz.

My stomach feels so heavy that I can’t fly.

Yes, I am a mosquito.

There was no one in sight under the sun, except for a female mosquito that had eaten too much cow blood and was looking for water.

Better than an earthworm chopped into eight pieces.

What, you want to ask me why I'm looking for water? !

Give birth to babies, and multiply, so that your descendants will be endless.

In the middle of the day, there are green crops everywhere. I don’t even know what they are called.

I tried it and nearly broke my mouth. I didn't taste anything.

It doesn’t taste good. It definitely doesn’t taste good.

【Moo——】

There is a red bump on Lao Niu’s forehead, it is my masterpiece!

It was covered in thick mud, swinging its tail to drive away flies, and leisurely chewing grass roots under a tree.

It's good, it's a bull, no need to give birth to calves.

I seem to vaguely remember that when I was a cow in my previous life, I also gave birth to calves.

Now my brain capacity is almost gone and my memory is severely lost.

Why do I keep giving birth to babies? Who is their father?

【Quack——】

There are frogs!

have water!

[Hiccup——]

After a burp, I finally felt a little relieved. I quickly cheered myself up and flew towards the direction where the frogs were croaking.

Fortunately it’s not too far, otherwise, with my physique, I would be exhausted.

It was a small pond with a few withered yellow lotus leaves floating on the water.

Yes, summer is coming to an end and all the lotus pods have been picked by the human kids.

Wow, that tender little arm, with its bloody and milky fragrance, is truly a top-notch feast.

In my entire life, I only had a full baby meal once, and the old man who took care of the baby had poor eyesight.

If the baby hadn't been crying so loudly that the old man had to fan him away, maybe I would have been able to have a few more mouthfuls.

The wind blew and the water surface sparkled.

I chose a spot and landed under the shadow of a lotus leaf.

Giving birth.

Compared to giving birth to a calf, it is now as easy as taking a shit, with countless eggs gushing out.

In the words of the poet, it was like a scattered starry sky.

They are dotted like stars, clinging to the underwater stems of the lotus leaves.

It won't be long before they turn into mosquito larvae, grow wings, turn into my appearance, and fly away.

Relaxed and happy being a mom.

I tilted my head and fantasized, wishing I could sing a song out loud.

【Whoosh! 】

Suddenly, I felt something tightly wrapped around my waist.

Once again [Shua! ]

The sky was spinning, the dazzling sunlight disappeared, and the familiar darkness returned.

I am speechless. Can't you just let me complete the task?

【呱——】

The frog raised its front legs and scratched its head. This mosquito has too little meat...

The baby died halfway through its life when it was eaten by a weak mosquito.

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I opened my eyes and saw nothing but darkness.

Such a familiar change of scene.

My mind was in a trance, and I suddenly remembered the frog I saw just now, and I sighed in my heart -

Yes, I should be a frog.

I still don't know what's going on outside.

There were people crowded around me, and the touch was sticky and slippery. It was obvious that they were all the same kind.

No one shouted anymore.

[Lonely and widowed], sounds unlucky.

[The kitchen staff is here. Okay, you can just leave the bullfrog here. I'll take you to the accountant to settle the bill! ]

[Okay, okay, thank you Brother Liu! ]

I tilted my head and listened carefully. There were two men's voices. One was not very loud and sounded very close; the other was kind and honest and sounded like it exploded in my ears.

The sack I was in was lowered from a height, and I was unlucky enough to be pressed underneath. I couldn’t help but curse loudly [Lonely, lonely, lonely——]

Me: You are all pigs, get out of here!

There was a lot of quacking, making my head buzz.

The frogs were jumping around non-stop and were very active.

I looked out through the loose bag opening and saw the man standing opposite me, stretching his head to look. He was indeed short and stocky.

The man nodded, obviously very satisfied with the goods.

The honest man rubbed his hands, straightened the sack with a silly smile, and then followed him.

The room was very hot, and people were busy working in front of several large stoves.

The frog is so fragrant that it makes you drunk, and it is very similar to the braised pork and braised pig's trotters that I have always wanted to eat for several lifetimes but never could.

suck-

【Meow? 】

I was smelling the meat with an intoxicated look on my face when I suddenly bumped into a furry cat's head.

[Quack?]

The cat got angry, took a few steps back, and looked at me in horror while sticking to the wall.

I was scared too, there was nowhere to retreat.

【Quack, quack, quack~】

Me: Are you sick? How can a cat like you enter the kitchen? Aren’t you afraid of being fried in the pan?

【Quack, quack, quack~】

The startled croaking of frogs caught the chef's attention.

【Little Wang! 】

【Eh! 】

[Go, it's too noisy, prepare in advance! ]

【okay! 】

The prophecy came true, and I was the one who got fried.

Peel and wash.

Marinate with simple seasoning and coat with flour.

Put it in boiling oil and fry until it is set.

Remove from oil, return to pan and stir-fry.

Sichuan peppercorns, ginger slices and garlic grains are free.

Add peppers, both green and red, and pour them in as much as possible.

Sprinkle a handful of basil leaves and serve.

Half an hour later.

At the beginning of the wedding banquet, a main dish was served on each table - dry pot bullfrog.

The groom's father-in-law used his chopsticks to dig out a plump and thick frog thigh from the red peppers and fed it to his wife affectionately. The taste and smell of the food were so good that others were envious.

That's my leg.

Spicy bullfrog, dead.