Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

That night, the two little babies were sent back to me to be fed.

Hang one on each side, one on the left.

They were so small that I was afraid I would accidentally crush them to death if I wasn't paying attention.

The little cub Tuantuan can already hold an apple and roll around in the sun.

Occasionally, Tuantuan would slowly bring the two children, one big and one small, to see me. His eyes were full of pride, envy, and a very complicated look.

I ate well and had plenty of milk, and the two little ones grew several sizes visibly.

Liu Bo repeatedly told me not to lick them until their fur stood on end, but God knows I didn't want to use my tongue at all. I just wanted to boil some hot water and use a bathtub to wash these two stinky, hot, dirty little things inside and out.

No matter how I pointed at the small puddle outside and hinted at him, Liu Bo just didn't understand.

Alas, there are still communication barriers.

It was not until the little one was one month old that I was finally allowed to leave the confinement period.

I lay on the swing frame basking in the sun. This winter was not too cold. There were two snowfalls during my confinement period, but the snow had melted away without leaving even a shadow.

Liu Bo and another young man were each holding one and were sitting not far from me.

Zhuan Zhuan became the busiest one. Sometimes he would come close to me and touch and rub against me, and sometimes he would circle around the two keepers to amuse the children.

Over the past month, Zhuanzhuan has become noticeably thinner, and he would save up any delicious food for me.

Even though its keeper had prepared everything well, it still had to wait until I was full before taking any action.

I am extremely envied by other panda mothers, who all praise me for my ability in choosing a husband and my keen eye.

Yes, I am quite proud of myself.

When it got cold, my two kids and I moved to a new dormitory. It was clean and bright, with glass walls all around and cameras overhead.

Live broadcast of the national treasure's eating, drinking, defecating, urinating and sleeping all day long.

There is no privacy at all.

The two cubs still need milk, but they play while eating, and they are being pulled and pulled hard, not obedient at all.

I grimaced in pain and wanted to jump up and slap myself, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. The screen was filled with a large "HAHAHAHAHA!"

Zhuan Zhuan was not allowed to live there permanently. He could only come in for half an hour a day. The father and his two sons would huddle together affectionately, crying and making noises.

If you block the camera and only listen to the sound, the audience might think it's a live broadcast of a bear movie.

I don't want to have a second child yet, so if Zhuan Zhuan gets too close to me with a licking face, I will slap him left and right.

I am afraid that I will remember the pain of giving birth for the rest of my life.

My life as a wet nurse finally came to an end when the cub was one and a half years old.

Liu Bo hugged me for the first time that day and almost sprained his back.

【Xiaoguai, I’m going to be a father again! 】

Well, the second child that I was avoiding at all costs was picked up by Liu Bo.

I have had very little contact with outsiders over the past year, so my superpowers have rarely been used.

I held one of his hands and swung it in dependence, and his eyes became even more loving, like a grandmother's.

As expected, I saw fragments of his memory -

Liu Bo's wife suddenly fainted in the office halfway through her work.

Colleagues were shocked and rushed him to the infirmary, where they pinched and kneaded him until he woke up, but they still couldn't find out what had happened.

Everyone knows the special nature of Liu Bo's work and he cannot be contacted during working hours.

So, her colleague took a leave of absence and sent the patient to the hospital for examination.

I drew two tubes of blood and tested it, and hey, I was pregnant!

It was a false alarm and several older sisters blamed her for not paying enough attention to her body and not knowing she was pregnant.

When Liu Bo got home from get off work in the evening, he realized that his forehead was already covered with wrinkles because of the two naughty kids who hated cats and dogs. He hoped that this baby would be a sweet and caring little one.

Seven months later, Liu Bo got what he wanted.

I rubbed my ears in his palm, and when I saw the pink and tender little girl babbling in the cradle, my heart softened.

When I look at my two increasingly naughty bear cubs, I just can't stand them.

Zhuanzhuan, come here! I want to give birth to a daughter!!!

The audience who stayed in the live broadcast room for a long time wiped their faces with satisfaction. Zhuan Zhuan, the longing stone for his wife, finally came to fruition!

My long-term loving feeding of Zhuan Zhuan was not in vain, as the couple's size was completely reversed.

Now, I am almost two sizes bigger than it.

The pear blossoms overshadow the crabapple tree, and I was the one who took the initiative to flirt with it.

Zhuan Zhuan is happy like a fool all day long, and he is absent-minded when playing with the two kids.

It ignored the other pandas' ridicule.

I hugged this guy to sleep, and even with my eyes closed I could see those gossipy guys gathering together to pick on each other. The next day I went out and beat up those guys one by one. That majestic and heroic posture was accurately recorded by the ubiquitous cameras and then broadcast live on the Internet.

The barrage was flooded again——

[I don’t envy the mandarin ducks or the immortals, I envy every day of Zhuanzhuan! ]

After two months of fighting every night, I clearly felt that I was starting to feel sleepy again, and Zhuan Zhuan fell out of favor again.

Liu Bo came personally to draw a tube of blood from me, and after checking, it turned out that I was pregnant.

It’s just a pity that three months later, the baby born was still a bear boy.

I turned it over and saw the annoying little dick. I was so angry that I yelled at the dad who was waiting outside the door.

The audience before the live broadcast were also at a loss whether to laugh or cry. Regardless of whether they are men or women, they are all precious national treasures.

Someone shouted, "Little darling, if you don't want me, I will! As long as you nod, I will fly a plane to pick you up!"

I turned my back and sulked, not wanting to talk to anyone.

Liu Bo didn't realize why I was angry until he got the baby in his hands. He didn't know what to say, so he just said hello as usual and sent the child for a check-up.

Zhuan Zhuan's keeper took the initiative to bring over a fruit plate as a token of consolation, and said, "My dear, Zhuan Zhuan feels sorry for you, don't be angry~"

He spoke in such a cautious tone, as if he was afraid that I would go crazy and bite me.

The audience in the live broadcast room almost laughed themselves into a rage, with the screen filled with [Don’t be angry, little darling! ] [The next baby will definitely be a girl! ] [Hahahahaha! ]

Tuantuan led his two children, one big and one small, passing by the opening, with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred on his face. His wife carried her son on her back, looking like a little daughter-in-law, and let Tuantuan ridicule her without saying a word.

I got stubborn and insisted on having a daughter.

In the spring of the following year, she became pregnant again, and four months later, she gave birth to her fourth child, a son.

In the autumn of the third year, she became pregnant again. Three and a half months later, she gave birth to her fifth child, also a son.

I beat Zhuan Zhuan up severely and drove him out in a mess.

This is my territory, don't even think about getting close to it.

In the fourth year, Liu Bo's family of five came to the museum to take a family photo. The little girl with pigtails was so sweet and cute that I was blushing.

The audience screamed, "Oh, I really have a nosebleed."