Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Silly bear has good luck.

After the due date, my stomach still didn't move.

I just became more sleepy and I couldn't be woken up most of the day.

Except when I was extremely hungry and got up to eat a few bites to fill my stomach, I didn't react when there was thunder.

This made dad Liu Bo very worried.

Two months after the due date, he could no longer sit still and urgently called the panda house's team of experts for a consultation.

After a lot of hard work, the expert group was also surprised -

I, Xiaoguai, am pregnant with twins.

Looking back, there is no history of twins on my mother's side. On the contrary, Zhuanzhuan's grandfather had a twin brother.

If Zhuan Zhuan were in front of me now, I would definitely sit on it and flatten it.

The number of guardians assigned to me increased to three, among whom Liu Bo was the team leader.

Finally, in the middle of the night when the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, I found myself wetting the bed in the middle of my sleep.

No, my water broke.

I was stunned and sat up with a somersault. I stretched my head as far as I could to look down, but all I could see was wet hair on the little legs.

I called out to the monitor, and when I saw it pause for a second and then move a little to the left, I knew—

The person on the other side of the surveillance camera received the signal that I was about to give birth.

Sure enough, there were quick and light footsteps coming from the other end of the corridor. It was Liu Bo, with an untidy beard and bloodshot eyes.

Poor thing, I guess he hasn’t been able to sleep these days.

[I was thinking you were pregnant with Nezha, and there’s finally some news!!!]

I felt so much pain, and when I heard him say that, I picked up a piece of shit and threw it out, hitting the bull's eye...

Liu Bo never expected that I would still be so magnanimous at this time. He jumped up and down, but didn't dare to scold me.

As soon as I smiled, I felt the contractions get even stronger.

【┗|｀O′|┛ Aw~~】

I will never laugh at Tuantuan for jumping around after having a baby again, because I am the same now.

Not only the wall, but even the floor was almost scratched by my sharp claws.

I was as irritable as a gorilla out of control, beating my chest and stamping my feet while dragging my heavy belly.

The panda next door was awakened by me and started humming and whimpering.

After three hours of struggling like this, a small thing suddenly slid out from underneath in a muddy manner.

I jumped with fright, and nearly kicked the baby away when I landed on the ground.

gave birth!

I hurried to see Liu Bo. He was so surprised that he grabbed the railing and shook hard, like a madman even more than me.

There's another one in my belly.

At this moment, there are more than just museum staff on the other end of the monitor.

Within ten minutes after I started, they urgently started a live broadcast——【Xiaoguai and his twins】

There were many night owls who stayed up late at night. The audience spread the word, and the number of online viewers exceeded ten thousand, one hundred thousand, and one million in the blink of an eye.

The barrage spread so fast that no one could see it clearly except the person who posted it.

In response to popular demand from the audience, the camera zoomed in and magnified tenfold, with the focus squarely on the newborn cub.

I felt a little exhausted and didn't care about the little creature that was rolling and gurgling on the ground. I turned around and dived into my bamboo shoot skin to search for food.

The consumption is too great and it is necessary to recharge and replenish energy.

Seeing this, Liu Bo asked someone to quickly bring some fruit.

The live broadcast page was also flooded with gifts from wealthy viewers, and the entire screen was filled with reminders to give Xiaoguai more food.

It’s a pity that there wasn’t an assistant shouting at the top of his lungs to read these words to me, otherwise, as a person who likes to be in the spotlight, I would have been able to recover my energy much faster.

It took even longer to give birth to the second one, and I even fell asleep for an hour in the middle.

It made millions of viewers in front of the screen laugh out loud.

Many viewers left, but there were still many who charged their phones and stayed on the live broadcast page to sleep with me.

Until the sudden pain came, I was so scared that I trembled in my dream.

Liu Bo had taken the eldest child away while I was sleeping, and he is now sleeping soundly in the incubator.

Logically speaking, the birth canal has been stretched once, so it shouldn't be so difficult for the second cub to come out.

But the fact is, I felt so hurt that I almost tore myself in half.

I have already greeted all of Zhuan Zhuan's ancestors for eighteen generations.

Liu Bo looked dazed, with darker dark circles under his eyes than mine. He looked distressed and uncomfortable, pursed his lips, and didn't say any meaningless words like "cheer up".

He understands my temper. When I'm so upset, I will yell at anyone who talks to me, and even kick the passing wind a few times to vent my anger.

Time passed so slowly, and it was already dawn.

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room has fluctuated, but the number of people online has always remained around three million.

Those who should go to work should go to work, and those who should go to school should go to school.

From time to time, a sentence like [Why are you still alive? ]

No one paid attention.

Everyone was worried.

No wonder giant pandas are so beautiful and yet are considered rare animals.

The burden of reproduction is too heavy.

I couldn't sleep well, and when I woke up I was in excruciating pain. I dismantled the cage inside and out, leaving it in a bare house.

Zhuan Zhuan came over to me as usual and seemed to smell the amniotic fluid from afar. It left the keeper who was holding the fruit plate and ran away.

No one had ever seen the usually lazy Zhuan Zhuan run so fast. The keeper couldn't catch up with it at all and could only let it disappear around the corner of the cage for the pregnant pandas.

Yes, the pandas waiting to be born are managed centrally, and their accommodation and food are at the highest level of treatment in the panda house, with surveillance every three steps.

At this moment, Zhuan Zhuan turned into a black and white gust of wind in the monitor and swept past in a flash.

It grabbed the iron cage on my side and was eager to go in and find out what was inside.

I bared my teeth, more ferocious than ever before.

He stepped back subconsciously, then rushed forward with bared teeth, even more ferocious than me.

Xiongxiong is so annoyed that she really wants to murder her husband for the sake of justice.

After jumping up and down for a while, I didn't know what mechanism was triggered, but I felt my intestines move violently a few times, and a loud "poof" sounded.

It sounded like thunder in my ears.

Another pink mouse then slid to the ground, squeaking.

The barrage was filled with [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA] and [Born, born, born, born]!

It's just, extremely embarrassing.

Zhuanzhuan's eyes were fixed on the creature on the ground, and their eyes were almost popping out of their frames.

I was too lazy to care and had no energy left, and just then the breeder stuffed the fruits in one by one.

It makes a snapping sound when you pick it up.

Before the live broadcast ended, the mischievous staff collected names for the first and second babies online.

The barrage filled the entire screen in an instant.

In the end, Zhuan Zhuan didn't get the chance to hug Xiaobao. Liu Bo took a long bent stick and pushed the little thing around until it was in his own hands.

The guy next to him quickly unfolded a pink blanket, wrapped the little one up, and ran all the way to the neonatal department.

Liu Bo came in and helped me clean up a little, shoveling away as much garbage as a bucket truck. He knew I had obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Zhuan Zhuan was still standing there, staring at me eagerly, with a pool of suspicious shiny liquid at the corner of his mouth.

I guess it took the fruit basket to share with me, as it didn't have breakfast itself.