Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

[Crack——]

【boom--】

Longhu Cliff was struck by lightning before midnight (11 o'clock) yesterday, and it made a loud noise.

The top of the mountain was flattened, and the lush pine forest on the top of the mountain caught fire and burned almost all night, and suddenly went out at dawn.

The fist-sized pine cones are plump and oily, and they smell fragrant when burned by fire, until they turn into charcoal and lose their smell.

Most of the local villagers are elderly people who go to bed early. In their dreams, they thought that spring had arrived overnight and they were sweating under the heat in their quilts.

Little did they know that the fire outside illuminated half the sky, and in the big pit at the center of the blaze a huge monster was rolling and wailing, causing sand and rocks to fly.

No one went to put out the fire, and the fire burned through the top of the mountain and then went out on its own about fifty meters down.

The villagers were puzzled and said that they were blessed by the gods.

The Feng family had a piece of forest land on the hillside and planted oil tea trees. They managed to save it by a narrow margin. The whole family knelt on the hill and kowtowed in four directions, weeping and wiping their tears.

The only widower of the Li family carried a basket early in the morning and went to the town market five miles away to buy incense, candles and yellow paper. He told everyone he met that the old woman buried under the Dragon and Tiger Cliff blessed him and prevented the fire from burning down the mountain - he lived at the foot of the mountain.

As for whether it is true or not, who cares?

An old tree that had been burnt to charcoal on the top of the hill was still smoking, and the center had collapsed into a deep pit. A short and thick little snake was lying on its belly, sleeping like a dead pig.

This is Wang Defa.

In the ninety-ninth life, he was born with thick skin and flesh, survived nine heavenly thunders, was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, his inner elixir almost cracked from the last thunder, and he almost couldn't make it, and he shrunk from twenty meters to one meter long.

A naked outlaw - a python monster that has turned into a spirit.

(The judge sitting in the underworld was also secretly shocked: That kid actually has such good fortune, my goodness...)

The way of heaven here is to abide by the law. It is agreed that no spirits are allowed after the founding of the country, so we must act in accordance with the law and execute it according to the regulations.

But... even with nine thunderbolts crashing down on it, it still didn't die...

If it strikes again and causes casualties among innocent people, it will harm the Heavenly Dao itself...

Tian Dao: I would rather die than let my friend die, this blame must be thrown out, it doesn’t matter who takes it, but it can’t be me!!!

(╯＞д＜)╯?3?

([Pah——], the judge received a red card warning from the heavens that he was going to the underworld. The fearless judge shrank his neck, [Believe me... I didn't want to do it either... It was random... It was all random...])

When Wang Defa woke up, he found a lump on the top of his head, which was slightly itchy, as if a bud that was about to sprout was quietly gathering strength deep in his skull.

The original cave was already burnt to a crisp. It was said that we had dug deep holes to store food. It was just a small advancement. Why would we need to be struck by such a thick thunder? ? ?

Everything was gone overnight, and I was left in extreme poverty...

Wang Defa's eyes were filled with tears. He smelled the aroma of roasted snake meat emanating from his body and swallowed his saliva wildly.

The body has shrunk, but the stomach capacity seems to be still the same...

No, I have to go out and find food!

[Swoosh——]

The snake's shadow was like lightning, and suddenly appeared under the wall of Li's courtyard at the foot of the mountain.

Wang Defa was very satisfied with his current speed of travel as he did not attract the attention of any living creature along the way.

Old man Li lives alone. At this moment, he was still heading back along the narrow path, chatting with everyone he met.

He has a few chickens in his backyard, and they cluck very loudly.

If Wang Defa hadn't heard this, he wouldn't have singled out the Li family.

The adobe wall is less than two meters high, and the top of the wall is filled with dense glass fragments to prevent theft.

Wang Defa rubbed his head against the wall, and the wall paint fell off.

?? ?

Hmm, my bag is itchy. This feeling is so familiar. I can’t help but think of Sang Yangyang.

Wang Defa used his tail to gain momentum and easily climbed over the wall into the yard.

The silly hens gathered together to peck at the cabbages planted in the field, unaware that there was any danger approaching.

Until the only big cock was swallowed silently...

【Giggle--】

A little hen screamed.

[Woof woof woof——]

The black dog that was catching field mice on the ridge of a nearby field pricked up its ears alertly and responded loudly, as if it could understand what the hen was saying.

Wang Defa was annoyed by the noise, so he put down the old hen that was sitting on the brood right in front of him and swallowed the noisy young hen in one gulp.

[Gah…]

The rooster's cry died in its throat.

It has a one-meter-long body, with two strange bulges below its big mouth, which look like Adam's apples, or more like camel humps that grow in the wrong place.

The black dog outside the courtyard wall was already scratching the wall with its claws.

The adobe wall that has withstood decades of wind and rain is still quite strong. Apart from the fact that the wall paint is falling off like snow, there is no sign of collapse.

[Woof woof woof? ]

The Black Earth Dog has a very sharp nose. When it smells an unfamiliar odor, it feels disgusted from the bottom of its heart and a little bit scared.

Wang Defa was still hungry, hissing and spitting, not caring about the stupid dog outside.

The black dog tucked its tail between its legs, sensed a hint of murderous intent, and turned and ran away.

It went back to find its owner - a rural Taoist priest who specialized in funeral business within a radius of five hills. He had a good reputation in the industry and was quite capable.

Taoist priest VS snake demon, isn’t this a coincidence, they are a perfect match!

The Taoist priest is particularly busy this winter. One person dies of illness in the east, and another person falls to death in the west. It's different every day. He is almost working around the clock.

He finally went home to change his Taoist robes and was wearing flowered shorts. He was shivering as he was about to go to the side room to roast firewood.

[Woof woof woof——]

The black earth dog rushed into the house, its face full of anxiety, barking and spinning in circles.

Although Taoists do not speak dog language, they can roughly guess what the dogs are going to do after raising them for a long time.

[What? You got into trouble outside and you want me to clean up your mess? ]

[Woof woof woof? ]

The black dog tilted its head to indicate that it didn't understand, then stretched out its claws to hook the flowery shorts.

[Okay, okay, I'll go with you after I put on my clothes... Hey, did you get someone's pet dog pregnant?! We agreed that I'll only keep you, if I have more, it'll cause a commotion...]

The Taoist muttered something mysterious as he put on the dirty clothes that he had not had time to wash from the washing machine.

……

【hiss--】

[Hiccup——]

When they first met, both Wang Defa and the Taoist were confused.

One of them ate too much and started pulling pieces of glass off the wall for fun.

A man put one hand in his pocket, stood under the adobe wall and blew his nose when no one was passing by.

(′⊙w⊙`)

Wang Defa’s cultivation was still there, and he saw at a glance that there was a circle of faint golden light of merit around the plain-looking man.

(Wow, a very tonic thing! Uh, you can’t eat humans easily, or you will be punished by the law of nature, such as being struck by lightning again...)

When the Taoist saw the ugly, fat little snake with seven lumps on its belly, his eyes almost fell to the ground.

He pointed at the wall and turned to glare at his stupid dog angrily.

[Do you know how much Old Man Li treasures the old hens he raises? Huh? ]

[You dragged me here and many people saw me. If I run into old man Li, I won’t be able to explain myself even if I have a mouth full of mouths…]

[Have you forgotten that last time you stole someone's hen and bit off its neck, Old Man Li extorted 250 yuan from me? He took the money and didn't give me the chicken, and he stewed it for himself? Huh? You idiot! ]

【Go, go, go, go home, don’t mind your own business! 】

As the Taoist was speaking, he turned around and left, his heart beating wildly.

The snake is about to grow horns on its head. The snake will turn into a dragon, and the dragon will turn into a dragon. This is incredible. My master was right. There is a big monster in the village!

He walked very fast, faster than a stupid four-legged dog, and in the blink of an eye he had walked two miles.

Wang Defa narrowed his eyes: Do you have Qinggong? !