Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

This zoo is very small and has no pandas.

There are two tigers in the wild animal park that walk very slowly.

I was placed in the bird house, and the specialist came in and took over from the keeper.

The two of them were having a verbal fight with each other, and I didn't have time to care.

I was at a loss because my wife threw herself into my arms and cried and complained about her lovesickness.

【Ga----】

How to coax?

Wait online.

in a hurry.

Do you want to press it against the wall and give it a big kiss? !

No, that's too reckless. I can't do this...

Holding my lovely wife in my arms, my heart is beating like a drum.

Fortunately, the breeder came to help out.

He took both of us out of the cage and held us gently in his hands, one on the left and one on the right.

[Yesterday, Brother Chen said that the people on the construction site said you were wild, and I was afraid that I really couldn’t bring you back…]

[Luckily the beauty trap worked. How is it? It was my idea! ]

The breeder showed off his little fangs proudly, and although he was not very old, he looked very shrewd.

I stared at his fangs, but because of his physical contact, I saw scenes from the past——

Hot pot restaurant.

A pretty girl with long hair sat opposite him. She picked up her chopsticks like a god, as if she hadn't eaten for three days.

The table was filled with various beef, mutton, fish, shrimp and other balls. They were quickly put into the water without any trace of green.

Just because the girl said, "I just broke up and was cheated on by my ex-boyfriend. Don't let me see cheating tonight, or I will never forgive you!"

The keeper's eyes widened, and the raging fire in his heart seemed to meet a basin of ice water.

She went on a blind date right after we broke up, and she ate so ferociously, she really didn't treat me as an outsider...

【Ga----】

Poor breeder for a second, haha, sorry, I really want to laugh...

That night, with the careful arrangement of the breeder, my wife and I spent a shameless wedding night.

Even the hoarse quacking sounded so melodious.

The bachelors in the bird pavilion were so envious that they flew into the air and crashed into the safety net without caring about their lives.

The breeder saw it from the surveillance camera and sighed.

[The pressure of more men than women is now exerted on the animal world...]

He remembered that Commissioner Chen had mentioned opening a separate account for the crow to live stream, so he took out a pen and paper and started writing a report.

Each unit has its own workflow. Account establishment requires management personnel, and live broadcast reward income must also be entered into the public account...

There are so many of them, I don’t know how many there are.

Tsk, it’s troublesome just to think about it. If it couldn’t add some color to his work resume, he wouldn’t bother with it.

I have been on three blind dates this year and none of them worked out. When the girls heard that it was a low-paying place like a zoo, they didn't even bother to leave their contact information.

[Hey, you still say that girls are realistic, but don’t I also only look at the face?! It’s the same thing…]

While he was working on it, he quickly wrote the clauses. Fortunately, he chose to study secretarial studies, otherwise, he would not know how to start writing the document.

The report I wrote late at night was handed in early the next morning.

The higher-ups took it very seriously and held a meeting to discuss and make the final decision, so the process went at least three times faster than usual.

Even the old accountant who hadn't been seen for a long time ran to the bird house to find the keeper and asked to see the internet-famous crow.

[Tsk, it's not that pretty. It's as black as other crows, and its cry is just as loud... Oh, I'm old, I don't understand the tastes of young people nowadays...]

【Ga----】

Wife, is there something wrong with that old man? Our feathers are obviously colorful...

[Ga~]

My husband is color blind.

The live broadcast officially begins.

Mainly surveillance cameras.

The audience who were attracted by the title were confused.

[Which crow is the one that cracks the walnut? ]

[Can anyone tell me why I was pushed a live broadcast full of crows? Am I going to be unlucky? ! ]

[I'm face-blind, so I can't recognize them... But what's up with those conjoined twins over there? They're not having sex in public, are they? Ah, mom, my eyes are burning...]

[Please stay calm, Liushen Eye Drops can solve your problem, it doesn’t cost 999, 99% off for the whole store, with free shipping, please buy it quickly dear…]

The keeper stared at the comments with a confused look on his face. This was simply a riot of demons.

The account has just been activated, and the park asked him to take on the role part-time first. If he is too busy later, someone else will be assigned to take over.

The director still underestimated the charm of internet celebrities.

Look at the number of people online——

It has grown from just a few kittens at the beginning to more than 100,000.

There were so many people complaining that the comments were so fast that it was hard to see clearly.

The number of followers kept rising, and there were constant private messages in the background. The keeper wished he could turn into an octopus and quickly called for support from his superiors.

The first live broadcast in the midst of chaos lasted for ten hours without notifying the protagonist.

The audience in the live broadcast room came and went, and from time to time they would check to see if the crow had cracked the walnuts.

not at all.

To be honest, it's quite boring to watch a large group of birds chirping on the tree branches.

Especially, there was a group of neatly black crows.

Yes, although there are many kinds of birds in the aviary, the keeper only captured three groups of crows.

After all, the name of the account is "The Crow That Opens Walnuts", so you can't be selling dog meat under the guise of selling mutton.

[It is recommended that the anchor wear a miniature camera so that we can open the walnuts from its perspective! ]

An audience member suggested.

This message was posted many times and finally it was noticed by the breeder.

He slapped his forehead and immediately called his superiors again.

[Mini camera?! Oh, sure, I'll bring it to you guys later when I call Xiao Zhang over.]

Xiao Zhang is the assistant urgently assigned by the superiors to the breeder.

Behind lenses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, a pair of clear yet slightly stupid eyes stared at him.

The breeder felt a little nervous.

Why did they send this college student who came here to gain internship experience to him?

Alas, he wanted to push all the dirty work on his hands to others, but when he saw that it was Xiao Zhang, he immediately became speechless.

According to gossip, Xiao Zhang is the youngest son of the director's brother-in-law. I don't know whether it is true or not, but none of the parties involved have clarified it to the public.

It's so frustrating. I opened the door for the frustrating thing. I feel so frustrating...

The live broadcast was lukewarm for several days and the number of viewers was decreasing.

Under urging from their superiors, the breeder and Xiao Zhang held an emergency meeting to discuss countermeasures.

[I suggest releasing this internet-famous crow and letting it move freely in our park. It can also attract nearby tourists to visit and increase ticket revenue, killing two birds with one stone.]

This is Xiao Zhang's proposal, which is very comprehensive.

[But this crow has a history of escaping. What if we let it go and it runs away again? ]

This is the old accountant. He is always cautious.

[It's okay. With his wife here, he can't run far. You haven't seen how sticky they are. They are absolutely inseparable.]

This is the keeper, and his tone is very affirmative.

[Then do as Xiao Zhang said and set it free, but don’t let its wife out with you. You have to keep an eye on it. You must handle this matter carefully.]

This is the headmaster, and he has the final say.

【Ga? 】

I was still sleepy when the keeper took me out of the bird house alone.

I was still dreaming about a wife, children and a warm bed, but suddenly he took it out of my mind.

At the moment of physical contact, I saw——

A picture of a huge wolf head leaping through the air.

Looking at the scene behind, it seems like it’s in a zoo.

Before I could come to my senses, the keeper threw me into the air.

[Go ahead, the live broadcast is already started, you decide what you want the audience to see. ]

I hovered over him.

In the camera, the audience sees the breeder who is almost bald.

Xiao Zhang saw this scene in the live broadcast room and felt heartbroken. There is a bald gene in his family...

【Ga----】

The miniature camera tied to my chest is replaced and charged every day, so I am familiar with the live broadcast process.

Without the overwhelming protective net, the sky is exceptionally blue.

Okay, let’s go shopping.

Wait, I smell delicious meat.

In the southeast corner, at four o'clock.

I spread my wings and flew quickly, and noticed a large piece of chicken in a wooden basin next to the rockery.

I was so greedy that I nearly drowned by the saliva surging like a river.

Like a tiger pouncing on its prey, I dived into the basin, opened my mouth wide, and finally swallowed a piece of chicken breast with great difficulty.

【Ga----】

Unfortunately, my wife is not here.

I was concentrating on eating, and the audience in the live broadcast room were all seeing close-ups of various chickens, so close that I could even see the chicken feathers that had not been pulled clean off the chicken skin.

[Wow, crows also eat chickens. This is the first time I’ve seen this!]

A line was drawn on the barrage and it was liked thousands of times in an instant.

A black shadow slowly approached from the other side of the rockery. Someone in the live broadcast room saw it from the small window in the upper right corner and quickly gave a warning.

[There is a wolf, crows, get out of the way! ]

Xiao Zhang also saw it, and stood up suddenly, knocking over the chair.

The keeper received a call from Xiao Zhang almost immediately.

The voice was trembling, as if he was about to cry.

[Brother, hurry up, the wolf is coming!!!]

[What is the story about the wolf coming? You should choose a good time to tell me the story. I have heard it since I was three years old.]

Xiao Zhang stared at the surveillance video that had been switched and enlarged. The gray wolf was very close to the crow and he was stunned.

The audience in the live broadcast room spread the news, and the number of online users continued to rise. In a matter of seconds, it reached an unprecedented 3300 million people.

A large number of spectators were sending rockets, and the increasingly enlarged silhouette of the Timberwolves at the bottom of the screen was almost blocked out of view.

After a heart-wrenching "Ga——" sound, the live broadcast room fell into darkness.

The hearts of the audience were broken.

The crow who was stubborn and loved to eat meat all his life died.