Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

When I woke up, I fell on the Gobi desert beach.

The wind is biting and freezing.

The wind and sand were blowing in my face, and I was so hungry that I felt very anxious.

【┗|｀O′|┛ Aw~~】

I am an old wolf who was driven out of the pack.

A frail old wolf king with skin and bones all over his body, sparse hair, and who staggers with every step.

As far as I could see, I couldn't see any living things except for a few malnourished grass roots sticking out of the ground.

[Gu~]

My stomach started to rebel again and I couldn't help but shudder.

The most miserable and miserable reincarnation in history. Am I going to starve to death?

There is a straight, new cement road not far away, but there is not even a ghost of a passing car to be seen.

I walked and stopped many times. To save energy, I picked a bunch of wild grass with strong vitality, lay down beside it, and licked it when I was extremely hungry. Hiss, it was bitter, astringent, and numbed my mouth.

As the sky gradually darkened, a sudden brake sound was heard.

Then, there was the sound of a man cursing.

[I am so unlucky that I can even run over the guardrail on such a wide road. You must have paid for your driver's license! ]

The woman in the driver's seat was so frightened that her hands and feet were stiff. She struggled to pull her hands off the steering wheel, kicked open the car door, and fought back.

[I told you to sit in the back and stop talking nonsense. Your mouth is as long and smelly as the foot binding cloth of a rural old lady who is hundreds of years old. If you hadn't interrupted me, would I have deviated the wheel? Huh?! ]

[I don't know you yet. If there are holes, you fill them. If there are no holes, you crush the rocks. You drive wherever there is unevenness. I think you were a bulldozer in your previous life! ! ! ! ]

The woman was furious and immediately posed as a teapot. The small diamond on the tip of her index finger, which had been pasted the day before, sparkled brightly. She wished she could poke it directly into the man's nose.

[Bah, if you weren’t so pretty, I would have just left you here!!!]

The man took a deep breath and swallowed the curse words that were about to come out of his mouth.

I stood up and went to pick up the front bumper that had rolled quite far away.

The woman still felt guilty. Seeing her boyfriend turn off the engine, she returned to the driver's seat and turned on the high beam.

[Swish——]

The light was like a dazzling white sword, instantly splitting the terrifyingly thick darkness ahead.

The woman looked into the distance without paying any attention, and suddenly screamed.

【ah--】

The sound was sharp, as if it could pierce through the brain.

[Ah?!]

She saw me?!

I raised my head weakly, and oh, she saw me.

What is there to be afraid of? I don’t have the strength to run anymore.

[Honey, there is a dog over there! It looks like a wolfdog! ]

The man walking back with the bumper on his back heard the call and turned his head to look.

Facing a pair of green, fluorescent narrow eyes——

He was shocked and frightened and ran away.

The long and soft bumper was dragged to the ground, sparking and lightning all the way, and was not far from being scrapped.

[Damn it, you are so stupid, damn wolfdog, that is a wolf! It is a wolf!!!]

[How can there be a dog in the desert? Your brain must have been squeezed by a car door!!!]

The man ran and cursed, his rage rising to his head and his voice cracking.

【I'll drive, let's go!!!】

The woman was frightened by his words and shrank her neck. She moved to the passenger seat with her hands.

The man climbed into the car with trembling hands and feet, closed the door, started the engine, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the car rushed out with a hum.

It was done in one go, and he can be called a driving god.

There was a small dust cloud, and then the night returned to darkness.

I sighed and licked the grass again. Ugh, it was still spicy and bitter.

Young people are just impatient. I don't eat humans, but I made such a big noise that I scared away the old man's sleepiness.

I had a deep sleep and was woken up by the scorching sun. The sparse fur on my back smelled burnt.

【Ouch~】

If there was cumin and chili powder, I would even want to roast my own skin and take a bite of it, oh.

I rolled over with great effort, getting some sand on my body to act as a physical sunblock.

In the distance, there was the sound of an engine roaring.

I tilted my head and lay on my back, as if I were dead.

The roar of the engine stopped abruptly.

I moved my ears and heard a familiar female voice.

[Look, I told you I met a wolf on the road last night, but you insisted on not believing me. Look for yourself, one o'clock, one hundred meters.]

I curled my lips. This description is quite professional.

[No way, he died in just one night?! ]

This is the man who cursed and swore at people in all kinds of ways last night.

No one got out of the car, but the wheels slowly approached until I could clearly smell gasoline, and then the brakes were applied.

The car window was cautiously opened a crack, and the two women stood head to head, staring at me with wide eyes.

【Ouch~】

I was a little shy, but the woman's perfume smelled so good that it made my nose itchy, and I couldn't help but respond in a low voice.

I'm not dead, kind sister, please give me something to eat.

Perhaps because they saw that I was an old, frail wolf who was still alive, the young men and women in the car were no longer so nervous.

[Honey, look at it, it's not moving, is it injured? Did we bump into it last night?! ]

[Of course not. Do you think I am like you who only drives over potholes and not rocks? I am a good driver!!!]

[Why is it so motionless? It's so hot in the middle of the day. I've applied several layers of sunscreen, but I still feel the sunburn. I have to go to the beauty salon a few more times to get my skin treated with hydrating injections when I get back!]

[Eh?! Which one did you go to? Can you recommend one? I've been in the desert for a month and I've gotten a lot darker.]

[Okay, I’ll tell you…]

The two men in the front row looked at each other speechlessly and ignored the two little goblins in the back who were talking off topic.

[There are a few unfinished egg yolk pies in the armrest box. I'm going to throw them down to feed the wolves. Is that okay with you guys?]

The man with a middle-parted hair asked for everyone's opinions, but it was just for show. He had already opened the package and had the golden and soft egg yolk pie in his hand, just waiting for him to throw it.

[No, no, but don’t wolves in the wild eat meat? They also like egg yolk pie?! ]

[Who cares! ]

The man opened the skylight and threw the egg yolk pie out with all his might, like a grenade.

He sat down quickly and put his foot on the accelerator, ready to speed up if the situation turned bad.

The horrifying scene did not appear.

I shrugged my nose, [Ah~]

The originally majestic wolf howl now sounds soft and milky.

The women in the back seat were so soft-hearted that they clenched their fists to cheer me on.

【Come on, Lao Lang, Lao Lang! Come on, Lao Lang, Lao Lang! 】

I suddenly gathered up strength, turned over and got up, and all four legs were trembling in unison, like a baby just learning to walk.

The egg yolk pie smells so good, there must be cream in it, and it takes at least four eggs to bake it into such a rich flavor.

One step, two steps, these are the steps of a trembling old wolf.

Three steps, four steps, and we're there.

I lowered my head to sniff, and took a mouthful. Before I could figure out the taste, the egg yolk pie slid down my dry throat.

【Ouch~】

Zhu Bajie didn't taste the ginseng fruit, and neither did I.

Woohoo, the wolf is still so hungry and feels so wronged...