Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

I stared at the big jeep that was polished to a shine.

【Ouch? 】

I walked a few steps closer and saw the two people who were talking were talking very excitedly. After a long while, they still didn't make any move to feed me. I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

I didn't expect the people in the Highway Bureau to be so stingy. I could clearly smell the faint scent of beef jerky in the air, and it was spicy.

Recently, netizens who came to check in with me came in groups of three or five, and few of them came empty-handed.

He feeds me five, six, seven or eight meals a day and all kinds of delicious food.

Before he became famous, he was on the verge of death and could only barely survive by eating grass roots. It was not uncommon for him to go hungry for nine meals in three days.

After becoming famous, he ate chicken, burgers, and a hodgepodge of Chinese and Western food, and his belly was visibly swelling up.

The big jeep came quietly and left quietly, leaving only two not very conspicuous wheel marks.

The Highway Bureau's on-site investigation was like a small stone thrown into the Tarim Lake, which created ripples but then nothing happened.

This road is gradually becoming lively, with netizens coming in an endless stream.

Every day I can fill my stomach just by showing up.

When I meet generous humans who put a whole chicken or a leg of lamb in front of me, I just want to shake my tail like a propeller to let them know how happy I am.

Egg yolk pie has long lost its appeal to me.

Meat is the love of my life.

The tribe, which was isolated from the news and backward, did not know until the end of the month that after I, the old wolf king, was driven out, I not only did not die, but instead I was begging along the way and was doing very well, and I was fat and strong.

There are those who are envious, but there are also many who are resentful.

The new wolf king, who had already started his first three jobs, snorted coldly.

【We disdain to associate with them. 】

At the end of the team, a female wolf whose hind leg had been bitten by a jackal a few days ago and who was almost abandoned by the new wolf king lowered her head, seemingly thinking about something.

Five days later, on a rainy night.

This is extremely rare weather in the desert.

I knew the rain wouldn't last long, so I was too lazy to find a place to hide from the rain.

The area is flat and there is no shelter for dozens of miles. Where can I hide? !

It’s easy to feel sleepy after eating. I was just about to fall asleep when I was suddenly awakened by a sudden attack.

[Ah——]

Enemy attack? !

No.

In the dim moonlight, I saw a coat of gray-black fur, exactly the same as mine.

I seemed to smell a familiar smell, but I wasn't sure and it was unbelievable.

[Ah?!]

The long-lost dizziness came over me. Because of the physical contact, the scene of wolves ambushing bison appeared in front of my eyes.

The new wolf king behaved very bravely. He led the group of wolves in the lead and chased after a bison with one horn broken off.

But his courage alone was obviously no match for the sudden attack of jackals. The number of jackals far exceeded that of the wolves. They insidiously attacked only the lower three directions - back! head! dig! anus!

Just ask you if you are afraid.

It was difficult to take care of both the head and the tail, so the new wolf king held his tail between his legs, and the other generals followed suit, struggling and unable to exert their full strength.

In this way, the three parties fought and the buffalo ran away.

The jackals were insidious and besieged the female wolf that fell behind. The female wolf let out a cry and howled miserably.

It was about to ask its leader for help, but found that they had already run away.

Just when she was about to despair, she saw the Wolf King returning with his tribe. Next to the Wolf King was the son whom she had raised with great effort.

My eyes were sore and I blinked hard to get rid of the tears.

[Ah?!]

Wife, is that you?

What answered me was a loud rumbling sound from my intestines.

I understood immediately that if I followed the new wolf king, I would inevitably go hungry for nine meals out of three days.

The end of the universe is not hunting, but internet celebrities!

I quickly dug up the sand where the food was hidden and used my front paws to dig out a few bags of soft, easy-to-digest bread.

【Ahhh~】

Wife, here's what you eat!

It half-prostrated itself on the ground in shame, and it took a while before it looked up at me.

Indeed it is.

The daughter-in-law who has been with me the longest and gave birth to two sons for me.

Its right hind leg was bent at a weird angle, which made my eyes hurt and I felt very distressed.

【Ouch~】

Wife, eat first and we can worry about the rest later.

While it was wolfing down its food, I gently placed my front paws on its bony back, brushing it occasionally.

The mother wolf shrank reflexively. Ever since she resisted the new wolf king's advances, no one in the tribe dared to approach her. Even her two own sons stayed away from her, fearing that they would incur the jealousy of the new wolf king.

I closed my eyes and looked carefully at the image that appeared in my mind——

The youngest son was so hungry that he blindly and impulsively chased a lone antelope. The antelope's mother stabbed him with her long sharp horns and he fell off the cliff and died.

After listening to the mother wolf's advice, the eldest son stood on a high place with a frown on his face, staring at the mother wolf resolutely. He said that he wanted to be the son-in-law of the wolf king and would never wag his tail and beg for mercy from humans. That was something only cowards would do, like his father.

The mother wolf struggled and hesitated for a long time, and when she was once again scolded by the wolf king and rejected and despised by everyone, she finally made up her mind to leave.

What follows is an empty and silent scene, followed by a long period of silence and searching.

Fortunately, it found me.

I opened my eyes, and everything in front of me became dark again in an instant.

The female wolf opened her mouth wide and was hitting her throat with her front paws. She was obviously too thirsty and her esophagus was dry, so she choked on the bread.

I was both angry and amused, so I quickly pierced a bag of milk with my claws and poured it into its mouth to help it swallow the bread.

【Ouch~】

It had a bag of tears in its eyes and rubbed its head against me affectionately.

I couldn't help but think of all sorts of things that were not suitable for children, and all the blood in my body was concentrated in one place.

A short absence is better than a new marriage, but I regret that the night is too short.

As their ears rubbed against each other, the female wolf couldn't help whimpering.

Fireworks exploded in the distance, but my excited heart could not calm down.

This night passed faster than any other night.

[Mom, look, the Wolf King has a wife~]

Early in the morning, I was awakened from my sweet dream by a loud shout.

In my arms is the octopus sleeping soundly. Oh, no, I am holding my wife with my hands and feet.

【Ouch~】

The child was very smart and could tell from a distance that this was my wife.

[Eh? Really? Come on, let’s get closer and take some videos! ]

[Yes, we didn’t mention it in the video we watched last night. We will definitely be on the hot search! ]

The family of three was chattering in the car, but they didn't stop at turning on the video recording mode on their phones.

The child didn’t have a cell phone, so he pouted and looked at his mother for a while, then at his father.

[Xiaobao, you are responsible for feeding the baby. The skylight is already open. You can climb up by yourself~]

My ears moved, and hearing the word "feed" had formed a series of conditioned reflexes.

I couldn't help but drool and my stomach and intestines started to growl.

The female wolf slowly opened her eyes, with a moment of confusion in her eyes. Then she noticed that I was staring at her, and shyly buried her head in my chest.

So cute.

【Ouch~】

Wife, get up and eat!