Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

[Hey, it really ate it, brother, don’t be stingy, throw a few more to it! ]

[The dog eats shit, don’t you see that the wolf is almost starving to death?! ]

[Fuck me... Can you speak? That's not a mouth on your face, it's a sphincter, right?! ]

[Hey, sister, let’s not talk about chickens, be civilized, there are minors in the car! ]

【Oh oh oh oh! 】

Because the car windows and sunroof were open, I could hear everyone's chattering.

Young man is really brave, I am lucky today.

Look, the boy with a middle part threw the egg yolk pies in front of me one by one with great accuracy. Judging from his long arms and legs, he must be a good basketball player.

One, two, three, four, five, it's barely enough to fill my teeth.

I ate slowly, taking small bites, to prevent the egg yolk pie from moving too quickly in my stomach and making my stomach think it was being tricked.

When I looked up again, there were four cell phones pointed at me.

【Ouch? 】

[Quick, quick, zoom in, give a close-up! ]

Several people were frantically adjusting the focus, and there was a constant clicking sound.

[Oh my, I caught it rolling its eyes, so cute! ]

[Where, where, why didn’t I take a picture of it? Show me! ]

The two women, chattering and yelling, tried hard to create the feeling of being in a noisy duck shed.

I swallowed the last bite of egg yolk pie, barely regained a little strength, and looked over there eagerly.

[Hey, is there any food in the car? Hurry up, it's not full yet! ]

[Who told me to put away all the snacks this morning because they were afraid I would not be able to resist eating too much? ]

The boy with the middle-parted hair poked the pretty girl's head, half complaining and half explaining.

The few of them were at a loss and could only spread their hands and shrug their shoulders. They actually had no hope that Old Wolf could understand the meaning of this set of actions.

Who would have thought that I, Old Wolf, could really understand it.

He turned around and left, leaving them stunned in the crowded skylight window.

[This... Could it be that we are being despised by it?! ]

[Congratulations, you got the answer right, but there is no prize...]

[I took a picture of its tail. It was different from a domestic dog’s. It was pointing straight down.]

There was nothing fun to do anymore, and everyone got bored and retreated back into the car and drove away.

On the way, the man in the passenger seat quickly edited a text and uploaded a short video.

[The lone wolf in the desert fell in love with egg yolk pie. Is this a moral decline or a degeneration of wolf nature? ]

When netizens saw this video, they initially looked like the old man on the subway, tilting his head 30 degrees, squinting and looking at the phone far away.

When I remembered that I wanted to occupy a space on the first floor of the comment section, I found that I had been stacked up on top of it.

A rough count showed that there were at least eight or nine hundred floors, so there was no point in fighting for seats.

I, the lone wolf of the desert, am popular again!

Countless egg yolk pies flocked in.

It piled up in front of me like a small mountain.

God knows, it only took me a day and a half to go from being extremely hungry to being extremely full of food.

My skinny and shrunken body could no longer hold the egg yolk pie in my stomach, so, under the gaze of a pair of big eyes looking at me expectantly through the car window, I vomited magnificently...

【vomit--】

Traditional Chinese medicine says that you should not eat after noon, as too much is as bad as too little.

It is not advisable to eat too much egg yolk pie, no more than two a day.

A famous Chinese medicine practitioner scratched his head: What? Did I say that? What school of thought is egg yolk pie? No, no, no, please help me, open my coffin, and I will go out to discuss this with the wolf...

When I vomited, the scene was tragic and disgusting. The cars that were forming a semicircle nearby ran away in the blink of an eye.

Several people with fast internet speeds have compiled the latest news——

[The online rumor is false, the desert lone wolf ate the egg yolk pie and vomited! Who said it loved it? Does it dare to show its face? ! ]

The man who swears: Huh?! Another demon wants to harm me!

There are far more netizens who love to join in the fun.

So, as I lay on my back, the egg pies came banging around me like hail.

I don't even want to look at it again, unless you give me a few stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets to help me digest the food.

[Eh? The wolf king refuses to eat. Is he tired of it? ]

I heard what he said and raised my paw slightly in response.

【Ouch~】

[Oh my god, the wolf king understood what I said. Come on, give him the fried chicken I didn’t finish! You’ll never get tired of eating meat! ]

[Give it to me, give it to me. I've never seen people as silly and generous as you two! ]

[Haha, silly, that child is also yours! He is my son, and I am causing trouble for you because he doesn’t look like me!]

The family of three in the car laughed and threw the fried chicken out piece by piece.

The fat boy was about to open the car door, but his mother grabbed him tightly by the back of his neck.

[You are a wild wolf after all. You are so chubby and you look better than fried chicken. Son, listen to me and don’t go down!]

The fat boy remembered the story in the fairy tale where Grandma Wolf ate Little Red Riding Hood in one bite. The fat on his body couldn't help shaking. He decisively retracted his fat paws that were holding the handle and started throwing food out through the skylight instead.

【┗|｀O′|┛ Aw~~】

Oh my god, fried chicken!

Oh my god, it’s meat!

I roared, and my hind legs seemed to be equipped with springs. I kicked and jumped, opened my big mouth, and perfectly caught the fried chicken nuggets that were about to fall to the ground.

Crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, tender and juicy.

A series of crackling noises were heard around again.

Some of the conspicuous bags even had flash lights turned on.

Seeing this, the fat boy fed the baby a second piece of fried chicken.

the third time.

The fourth piece.

Every time I failed, I was like a tireless kangaroo, jumping up and down on the high ground and roaring.

The onlookers heard a few subtle rumbling sounds of stomachs.

Someone replied in an embarrassed tone, "The wolf king is eating so happily that I am hungry just by looking at him!"

[Yes, yes, just let it be a food show and earn money for yourself! ]

[What you said is not easy to achieve... This is a desert, not a zoo in the city. ]

Their conversation was also recorded on video by people present and posted online, sparking heated discussions among netizens.

The popularity once exploded and climbed to the top of the social news list.

When the Highway Bureau sent people to conduct an on-site inspection and saw me, they took out the video and compared it carefully. They were dumbfounded. They looked like two different people.

[I believe you if you say this wolf escaped from the zoo. It is so fat and strong, with beautiful fur. How can you tell it is an old wolf?! ]

The staff member picked up the telescope, climbed out of the skylight, and used his body to rotate his sight to observe 360 ​​degrees. There was indeed only this one wolf within a few miles.

A genuine lone wolf of the desert.

[Old Feng, do you think we should send it back to its tribe? Wolves are social animals after all. If it is always alone, netizens’ enthusiasm will fade over time and it will probably starve to death.]

[Yeah, I thought so too. However, wolves of its age are usually eliminated after the battle between the old and new wolf kings. If they are sent back, they will probably be killed...]

[This... is a bit difficult. ]