Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

By the time I shed my skin for the first time, Xiaobai's project finally came to an end.

Two months have passed quietly.

Xiaobai's neck was stiff from typing code, and when he stood up to stretch, he noticed that something was wrong with me.

[Eh? Xiaoqing? What's wrong with you?! What's that on your head, dandruff?!]

【hiss--】

How would I know? Just go and look it up in a book.

Xiaobai took out a magnifying glass from his pencil case and pointed it at my big pig head.

[Oh, it seems to be peeling, why is it so big? Wait, let me ask the seller first. ]

The seller is online 24 hours a day and was suddenly called. He really wanted to block this problematic girl.

But this is a big money sponsor.

It is acceptable to bow down for a few pieces of silver occasionally.

[Hello, seller. My baby snake has shed its skin in a big piece. It looks a bit uncomfortable. Is it lacking any nutrition? Can you help me make a list of what to supplement? Thank you. I am waiting for your reply online. It is urgent.]

【hiss--】

It was rare that there were words I could understand, so I crawled to the front of the screen seductively, staring with wide eyes and reading word by word.

The seller responded quickly and replied with a big red question mark.

The chat window shows that the other party is typing.

[Does your snake shed its skin after it hatches? ]

[Ah, no, Xiaoqing is always naked. Is she shedding her skin today? ]

【Xiao Qing?! 】

The seller sent a black question mark face.

I seemed to see through the screen the bearded face opposite me, who was exactly as puzzled as I was.

[Eh? I seem to remember that what I sent you was an orange-and-yellow-striped hognose snake testicle, right?! Wrong item?! No, the last time you asked me about the color and appearance of the video I took, it was correct...]

[Yes, it is orange and yellow stripes. Is it okay to call the cub I hatched Xiaoqing? ! ]

Seller: ...I give up.

[Okay, you are the boss, you have the final say.]

[If you are not sure, please take a photo of Xiaoqing for me. ]

[Oh, by the way, just take a photo with your phone. ]

The seller added hurriedly, fearing that the laptop's CPU would be damaged by receiving large amounts of high-definition photos.

Xiaobai dragged my tail, pulled me back from the computer screen, and took a close-up photo of me holding me upside down.

The seller couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he received the normal-sized photos.

[Don't worry, it's normal molting. Newborn snakes shed their skin once every one to two months, which means they're growing up. They may be a little wilted in the next two days, so just make sure you get enough rest and feed them in time.]

[OK, OK, thank you seller! ]

It was a false alarm. Xiaobai put me back on the table, supporting his head with one hand and rubbing my head with the other hand.

I stuck out my tongue, and the forked tip trembled up and down.

【hiss--】

Manual peeling is a bit painful.

My superpowers were passively activated, and my eyes flashed, and I saw the clips that happened to Xiao Bai in the past period of time -

She sat in the corner of a large round table, surrounded by her aunts and uncles, who scolded her and she looked like she had lost all hope in life.

It was obviously a Mid-Autumn Festival family dinner in a private room of a hotel.

Waiters continued to bring dishes to the table.

Xiaobai paid for all the delicious food on the table. The elders took turns ordering their favorite dishes and ate their food quickly, but they still couldn't stop the elders at the table from nagging and urging Xiaobai to get married.

She had trouble swallowing her food and felt extremely uncomfortable.

The waiters came in and out, and after hearing a few words, one could use one's imagination to piece together this drama of urging marriage, which was even more interesting than the quarrels among the women in the harem.

【hiss--】

They are all just bored... Women must get married?!

A girl who works hard to make money and take care of herself and her parents is a loser in the eyes of her relatives?!

As a small snake less than twenty centimeters long, I really couldn't understand it.

That night, Lao Bai suddenly called and said that grandma's condition had suddenly taken a turn for the worse and she was in the ICU, and asked Xiao Bai to go back quickly.

Fortunately, she finished her work and submitted it, otherwise, asking for leave would be another tug-of-war.

The company's new human resources manager is the boss's wife's nephew.

He had proposed many times at internal high-level meetings to bring in fresh blood into the programmer team. Young people have active minds and lower salaries, so it is more cost-effective than hiring old people.

Fortunately, he didn't have to work overtime and always went in and out through the front door.

Otherwise, all the veteran programmers led by Lao Zhang from the next group, including Xiao Bai, will be put in a sack.

If you ask him for leave, it is impossible for him to approve it unless he can't find any mistakes in your work.

Xiaobai came back from punching in for a rare occasion, and he looked okay. I knew that his leave application had been approved.

Dangerous pets are not allowed on trains, so Xiaobai chose to drive himself and take the highway the entire way.

Normally, it will take three and a half hours to get there.

The hospitals in the county are a little quieter than those in big cities.

Xiaobai received two calls from Laobai urging him on the way, and he felt a little anxious.

All the luggage was left in the car, but I was forgotten about sleeping with my arm around hers.

She pressed the elevator button and rushed to the emergency room on the seventh floor.

There was a large crowd of people gathered there, all familiar faces.

Among the younger people working outside, Xiaobai should be the first one to arrive.

At times like this, no one would be polite and a slight nod would be considered a greeting.

[Dad, how is grandma? ]

[The doctor said it will be tonight. Luckily you live nearby, unlike your uncle's brothers who can't catch tonight's flight. The earliest they can arrive is tomorrow afternoon.]

[Alas, man proposes, God disposes. Mom was fine yesterday, and I was thinking that this year's Chinese New Year would be perfect, but who would have thought...]

Xiaobai's aunt held her hand and started crying as she spoke.

Xiaobai really wanted to pull her hand back, but her mother glared at her, so she held back and didn't move.

My aunt is the one who pushes for marriage the most. Otherwise, why would her two excellent and filial sons hide in such a far place in the Northeast?

Since she couldn't catch her son, she would find her niece Xiaobai to cause trouble, and would often shoot at her at the same time as Xiaobai's mother.

Unbearable.

Suddenly, my aunt screamed and took a big step back, stepping on the leather shoes on my uncle's feet and leaving a dent.

Xiaobai moved her wrist and realized that Xiaoqing was brought to the hospital by her inadvertently.

She snapped her fingers, performed a trick of moving the universe, and quickly moved me, who was about to be exposed, to the inside pocket of her coat.

The aunt stared at Xiao Bai's cuffs in horror, "Quick, Xiao Wan has something alive in her hand, take a look!"

Xiaobai rolled up his sleeves, revealing his white wrists that had not been exposed to the sun for half a year.

When everyone looked, there was nothing.

The uncle was so angry that he scolded her, "You are so nervous all day long. You are not a living thing. If you scare people, you will scare them to death, don't you know?"

I huddled in my pocket and stuck out my tongue, [hiss——]

I'm trying to scare you. I told you not to bully my Xiaobai!