Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

[Well, you are amazing. It is very difficult to pass the civil service exam. ]

Mutual praise in business is a basic skill for office workers. Xiaobai didn't know what to talk to him about, so he just went along with what he said.

[Hey, it must be hard for you as a girl to work outside for so many years. After paying the rent, there shouldn’t be much left after paying the monthly salary of a programmer. ]

Wang Shuo took a sip of tea, his tone slightly sympathetic.

【hiss--】

I was not mistaken, Xiaobai's mouth was twitching.

【Fortunately, I have enough money to spend. 】

[Living in a small county town has its advantages. For example, I earn 4,800 yuan a month, and I don’t have to pay rent. I save 3,000 yuan for my mother, and I can spend the rest on buying clothes and tea, and having dinner with friends. I still have some left at the end of the month. Isn’t this better than working for a landlord in another city? Hahaha.]

Xiaobai's scalp tingled at his laughter and he turned his head to look away.

Through the floor-to-ceiling window next to her that was polished enough to serve as a mirror, she saw the legs of the man opposite her, entangled like a twist under the table, and she couldn't help but shiver.

After spending a long time with straight male colleagues, Xiaobai really can't accept such a narcissistic and effeminate sitting posture.

And that 3:7 split hair that has been waxed so much that it just looks unpleasant no matter how I look at it.

Wang Shuo called the waiter to add more tea, but then he remembered to ask for another cup because he had just been drinking by himself.

I added water to the palm-sized teapot once, twice, and three times.

This isn't the way to get free water refills, the waiter almost got me confused.

【hiss--】

Xiaobai, Xiaoqing is hungry~

Xiaobai hurried to comfort her. She glanced at the wall clock and found that it was indeed time for the weekly feeding.

Oh, what a coincidence.

Xiao Bai: If I tell this guy named Wang Shuo that I want to go home and feed the baby snake, will he explode right on the spot? !

【I……】

[You...wait a minute, I'll talk first. I have a bad memory and I'll forget it soon.]

noob:……

[It's like this. If we get married, all the money will be given to my mother for safekeeping. I have a ready-made wedding house. As for the betrothal gift, my family can only give 20,000 yuan at most. When I marry in, your family can just give me a new car. It's just in time to replace my old Fit. Also, we need to have two children, at least one son. We both married and had children late, so we have to hurry up. I am the only son in this generation of our family. My parents are anxious.]

Xiaobai couldn't help but pick his ears.

What the hell? !

Let your mother manage the money? ! ! !

Ask my family to buy a car? ! ! !

Must have two babies? ! ! !

【hiss--】

Xiaobai, get out of here quickly, this guy is out of his mind!

[By the way, you can stay at home to take care of me and the kids. I've heard that programmers work a lot of overtime. Staying up late is bad for your health and is not conducive to family harmony and stability. When I get an evaluation for my performance next year, my salary will increase by 1,000 yuan. I'll give you an extra 500 yuan a month to buy clothes. It should be enough for a family of four...]

The following blah blah blah was automatically converted into various invalid codes in Xiaobai's ears.

If it weren't for the fact that this was her grandmother's last wish, she would have definitely thrown boiling water on the face of this shameless person...

Even though the dishes clattered when we first met, he has already planned my entire life clearly. What the hell is this...

【hiss--】

I, the pig-nosed snake, could no longer sit still. I raised my head and tried to open my eyes to look at the other side to see what kind of immortal I was that could say such shameless nonsense.

Wang Shuo was so engrossed in his speech that his mouth was spitting out saliva all over the place, and he would pull his hair, which was parted in a 3:7 ratio, every time he spoke a word.

He paid no attention to the girl opposite him and the mini snake in her hand, who were all suffocated by his greasy look.

【Wang Shuo! 】

[Blah blah blah... huh?! What's wrong? ]

Wang Shuo was obviously unhappy that his passionate speech was suddenly interrupted.

[I don't think I agreed to marry you?! ]

Wang Shuo:!!!

[Your monthly salary is 4,800, right? I, a humble person, get 14 salaries a year, so on average, my monthly salary is 150,000.]

Wang Shuo: !!!!!!

His eyes suddenly lit up, brighter than the searchlights of a fishing boat sailing at night, and his breathing became rapid.

[I bought a house in Shenzhen, so I don’t have to pay rent to the landlord every month. I bought a new electric car at the beginning of the year. I rarely go out and drive it. It has a range of 600 kilometers.]

Wang Shuo's breathing was like a fish being dragged ashore, and the air coming out of his nostrils was almost forming a tornado.

He grabbed his collar, his face turning yellow with excitement.

[Also, I used part of my money to buy government bonds, part of it to invest in the stock market, and part of it to deposit, so your mother doesn’t need to worry about it.]

[No, no, no, my mom is good at investing and managing money. She has studied accounting. Don’t worry, she will definitely be able to help us make money…]

Wang Shuo answered immediately and almost jumped up. He accidentally knocked over the water cup on the table and all the water spilled into his crotch.

[Wang Shuo, listen to my advice. When you get married, let your sister-in-law manage the money. Otherwise, your marriage won't last long. So be it. We are not suitable. I will burn some paper for my grandma someday to tell her.]

Xiaobai left the advice, stood up and was about to leave.

Wang Shuo reacted quickly and grabbed her arm, which happened to be her right arm.

【hiss--】

I rushed over and bit down hard on the thickest part of his palm.

【ah! ! ! ! 】

Wang Shuo screamed.

After biting two holes, I immediately escaped back into my little white pocket.

The fangs of the hognose snake are venomous. Although a bite from the snake is not fatal, it can still cause a shameless pervert's hand to be swollen and painful for a few days.

[Fuck it, I said I heard a snake. You brought a snake with you to your blind date. Call the police! I want to call the police!]

Wang Shuo cursed loudly, his face twisted in pain from his hand, and all his thoughts were gone.

He raised his rapidly swollen hands and squatted on the ground crying without any image.

Xiao Bai didn't care what he said about calling the police. In such a small county, if he dared to call the police, people in his unit would hear the news tonight, and then who knows who would be the one being ridiculed by the crowd.

She rubbed Xiaoqing's head with relief, and thought that after all, it was her own cub that bit someone, so she had to give some compensation out of humanitarianism. So she generously threw 10 yuan to Wang Shuo to calm him down, and left.

Xiaobai was thinking about feeding his cub, so he searched the entire pedestrian street. Finally, he found the right ingredient in a corner of a flower, bird, fish and insect shop - a newly metamorphosed bullfrog.

The tip of the tail on the butt is still there and has not completely disappeared.

【hiss--】

It looks tastier than a baby mouse! Gulp, I'm so hungry! Come to my mouth, little frog!

When the store owner saw Xiaobai take a snake out of his pocket, she jumped three feet away in fright.

[Good fellow, sister, you actually raise snakes, you are a ruthless person! ]