Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

【hiss--】

A feather duster and a clothes fork were both pointed in my direction.

Don't dare to move, really don't dare to move.

When the firefighter came and knocked on the door, I heard the couple sighing with relief.

I leaned against the window and looked down, and wow, the neighbors all gathered around to watch the fun.

[Uncle and aunt, there is a snake in your house, right? How big is it? Where is it? Is it a venomous snake?]

The person who came was wearing work clothes and didn't even wear a basic protective mask.

Lao Bai handed over the clothes fork in his hand, [Yes, over here, young man, follow me! ]

Xiaobai's mother also enthusiastically gave him the feather duster and stared at the boy's face with her eyes shining.

[Young man, do you have a partner? ]

The firefighter, who was already standing in front of the curtain, looking as if he was facing a formidable enemy, blushed.

[No, no, Auntie, can we wait until we catch the snake before asking? I wasn’t nervous at first…]

Lao Bai smiled awkwardly and pulled his obsessed wife behind him.

When I stood closer, I realized that Lao Bai was shaking all over. He was really scared, but he still bravely stood in front to block possible risks.

【hiss--】

The curtains were drawn aside by a clothes-fork.

The fireman and I made eye contact.

Wow, that's quite handsome!

I blinked, and it seemed as if I could see the other person's eight-pack abs through his clothes.

He also blinked, showing a speechless expression.

[That's it?! Isn't this a pet snake?!]

The firefighter roared inwardly, but still kept his identity in mind and asked patiently.

[A pet snake is still a snake. Look at its triangular head. It must be poisonous! ]

When Xiaobai's mother saw the firefighter's expression, she thought he didn't want to catch the snake anymore, so she quickly emphasized it.

【hiss--】

[Yes, it is poisonous. Okay, I will catch it! ]

I didn't see him do any fancy moves, he just stood on tiptoe and stretched out his hand.

【hiss--】

I originally stood up half of my body, with my ribs bursting and my tongue sticking out, pretending to be a cobra.

But he reached out to me with a smile on his face.

Xiaobai's six display screen wallpapers are all of various handsome men. When he is not typing code, he often stares at them in a daze, and occasionally he can get inspiration.

She looks at faces, and I look at faces too.

Now, I am completely fascinated by this guy and my eyes are blurry.

(The reptile-bearded seller stretched out his Erkang hand and roared: Wake up, you are a man, a man!!!)

The firefighter easily grabbed the snake's head with very little force. If he had used more force, the snake would have been killed directly...

[Uncle and aunt, look, I caught it! Don't be afraid, this is really a pet snake at home, it's more friendly and won't bite people for no reason. I seem to remember that it's sold online, and it's a hot-selling variety, not cheap. ]

When Lao Bai heard that it was not cheap, he twitched his ears.

Then I thought, no matter how much money it is, this is still a living, crawling and twisting snake. He wouldn't want it even if it's given to him for free!

[What are you two going to do with it? Is this something your family has raised? Or, put it in a box so it doesn't run around?]

「Ah, yes──」

Just as Lao Bai was about to say that it was his daughter who raised the snake, Xiao Bai's mother grabbed his lips, twisted them to the side, and forced him to shut up.

[No, no, comrade, this crawled in from outside. I was almost scared to death when I found it this morning! ! ! Please be a good person and help auntie take it out and dispose of it, okay? ! ]

Xiaobai's mother was not willing to keep the little snake any longer and only asked the firefighter to take this disgusting thing away.

[Okay, I'll take it away. Auntie, remember to close the doors and windows to prevent any small animals from sneaking in through the window cracks.]

[Okay, okay, thank you, Auntie! You are such a good guy! ]

[Oh, by the way, young man, do you have a partner? ]

The firefighter was helpless, "Auntie, I told you, I don't have any. There are only a handful of people in our team who have a partner."

[That's great, come on, leave me your WeChat ID, and we can add each other as friends. My daughter is very good, and you two can chat.]

The firefighter couldn't refuse, so he told her his WeChat ID, and she was allowed to pass.

【hiss--】

Brother, where are you taking me? My Xiaobai hasn't come back yet...

The firefighter was a little overwhelmed. It was not easy to release such a big snake into the wild, and handing it over to the zoo probably wouldn't work either. He could only take it back to the team and see what the captain would do.

Xiao Bai, who had just arrived at the groom's house with the wedding car team, didn't know yet -

Her child was kicked out of the house by his mother early in the morning.

After the ceremony, Wu Haixia changed into a bright red dress and never forgot to introduce Xiaobai to her good friend wherever she went.

It is said that women who live a happy life love to act as matchmakers, and it is absolutely true.

[Haixia~Xiaxia~You are already exhausted from getting married today, could you please stop making trouble? ]

Xiaobai rubbed his face which was stiff from smiling and begged for mercy in a low voice.

[This is just the beginning. My husband and I met at a friend's wedding. You have such good conditions and are good-looking, but your social circle is too small, you are not proactive, and you stay at home. Tell me, where can a good man find you? Huh? ]

Wu Haixia's husband stood next to her, without saying a word, with a teasing look in his eyes.

After a super sumptuous wedding banquet in the morning and another free meal at noon, Xiaobai was then sent back by a friend that Wu Haixia had specifically asked to help.

The tall and strong young man originally wanted to chat more on the way to see if there was any further possibility.

As a result, the careless Xiaobai fell asleep on the back seat.

Fortunately, the young man was really honest and had no bad intentions. When he left, he hesitated several times and still didn't dare to ask for WeChat.

Xiaobai shook her head. The atmosphere was awkward at first when they got on the car. She was just pretending to sleep, but she didn't expect that the journey was so long that she actually fell asleep while swaying on the car.

When she got home humming a little tune, her parents were there and the TV was still playing the CEO drama in which he was pushing a girl against the wall and nibbling on her in the office.

Tsk tsk, it's greasy and cliché. I don't understand why middle-aged and elderly women like this nowadays...

Half an hour after returning to her room, Xiaobai suddenly remembered her dear little cub.

When I opened the drawer, there was no...

Ok? !

Many things in the room were not in their original places, and it was obvious that they had been turned over.

[Mom, what are you doing in my room again? ]

Xiaobai yelled, having a bad feeling.

Xiaobai's mother covered Laobai's mouth, shook her head, and looked threateningly.

[Mom, did you touch my things? ]

Xiaobai rushed to the sofa and blocked the TV.

[What snake? I didn’t move…]

Xiaobai's mother rarely saw her daughter get so angry. When she got anxious, she started to talk nonsense.

Then, she secretly left the WeChat account of the firefighter whom she was going to ask her daughter to meet and told him about it.

In a way that is not very glorious and deviates from the original purpose.