Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Oops, what was the last animal I encountered when I was a cat?

I forgot.

It was so foggy that I couldn't open my eyes...

[Hurry, there’s another one here. You’re really fertile. You have eleven babies in the litter. You almost had to be taken for a cesarean section…]

A gentle female voice came, but it seemed to be coming from behind a wall and was not very clear.

There was a faint light in front of me, sometimes bigger and sometimes smaller. I stretched out my hand to explore it, and was grabbed by a warm and dry big hand.

[Hey, I caught you, come on little guy! ]

I moved my ears, followed the pulling force, and got out in one go—

【Wang——】

Even though it sounded as weak and pitiful as a mosquito's hum, I promise I didn't hear it wrong.

Yes, I am a little puppy.

The eleventh stray dog ​​of the second generation was born and was almost forgotten by its mother in her belly.

I was a cat in my previous life, and a dog in this life. God, you are really good at playing tricks on me...

[The last one is a little male dog, with black and white patches on his body, and he is not similar to any of the other ones. Big dog, big dog, how many good brothers do you have? ]

A teasing female voice exploded above my head. I blushed with shame and many inappropriate images for children popped up in my mind.

By the way, I’m a male dog, so I don’t have to give birth to puppies in this life...

After falling into the animal realm, I have lived many lives, and I have intermittently recalled the mistakes I made when I was a human being, which were written in the book by the judge.

Just to mention the ones highlighted in red, I don’t know how many lifetimes I will have to reincarnate due to my sins.

【Wang~】

231. Keyboard warriors doxed a netizen who suddenly became popular and teamed up with others to cyberbully him, causing him to become depressed and commit suicide.

292. Domestic violence, beating the pregnant wife for various trivial matters, refusing to change despite repeated admonitions, and refusing to divorce peacefully.

333. He was dark and selfish at heart, drove under the influence, and fled the scene of an accident, causing the victim to die from serious injuries.

wait wait wait.

During my wandering days, I often lamented that I deserved it.

【Wangwang...】

A naughty boy hit me on the back with a stone, and my spine, which was protruding like a mountain, made a crackling sound, which was very painful.

I ran away in shame. There was an adult behind the kid and I couldn't defeat him.

When you are at an age where people dislike you and dogs hate you, you can avoid them if you can’t afford to offend them.

My ten brothers and sisters and I were separated long ago.

Everyone got together and had nothing to eat. They were so hungry that they almost turned into wolves and ate each other as meat.

At the dog mother's command, everyone went their separate ways, just keep surviving, and they will meet again one day.

Several years have passed and I have become an old dog.

An old dog that is skinny and has not a pound of meat on its body.

His fur is dry and tangled, and he is a germaphobe at heart, but he doesn't have the conditions in reality.

On my way back, I passed by a pond and went down to take a shower, and I happened to see someone drowning.

I don't know what was wrong with me, but I used all my strength to bite the man's collar and drag him to the shore.

Because the teeth were too sharp, his neck was scratched and his legs were almost broken by the ungrateful dog...

I have been married three times.

None of them have been officially certified.

They were only interested in my genes (not really), and they ignored me after they had the babies.

As the saying goes, the third marriage is destined by heaven, the seventh marriage depends on hard work. I am still on the road of looking for a wife.

There was an old man squatting at the gate of the yard, cleaning the poop and pee of his baby. The smell came into my nose with the wind. Mm, it was so intoxicating...

The dinosaurs carried the wolves, the wolves carried the ...wolves…

My small head was dizzy and the melody kept ringing uncontrollably. As if I was possessed, I was being dragged forward step by step by my nature.

It wasn't until the baby kicked me on the head that I felt as if I had been electrocuted, and I screamed and retreated three feet away.

[Wuwu——]

You can’t eat shit!

No matter how delicious it is, I can’t eat it!

The old woman thought I was going to bite her grandson, so she put the baby down and started hitting me with a long broom.

The dog is wronged.

The dog ran away for a long distance.

[Gu~]

The dog is very hungry.

【Wang~】

I was originally a real French dog, the kind that can eat spicy food.

I've been running too far recently and I feel dizzy, as if I have arrived at the territory of snail noodles.

That smell is like the smell of shit.

It smells so good!

【Wangwangwang!!!】

I declare that this is my paradise!

It would be even better if someone was willing to give me the leftover snail noodles to try.

【Wang...】

There were people coming and going in front of the snail noodle shop. I didn't dare to get close, so I squatted opposite and watched, pretending to be well-behaved.

There was actually a kind-hearted tourist from other places who threw me a few.

[Nannan, dogs can't eat such strong flavors. Be careful not to make it sick, or its owner will come to trouble us~]

My eyes sparkled: Wow, this auntie is so gentle and speaks in a sweet voice.

[No, this is a bulldog. He will go hungry for nine meals in three days. His master will take care of his rice!]

The local who was eating next to him and blushing said this.

Me: Buddy, don’t be so heartbroken.

【Wang...】

Weak, pitiful, and helpless.

When Aunt Wenrou heard that I was a stray dog, she no longer objected to Nannan feeding me.

One throws things without restraint, the other eats things happily.

A rare full meal.

Thank you kind human cub.

I walked along the wall, hiccuping and staggering.

It was too dark at night and I was new here so I was afraid of being beaten by the local dogs, so I stayed calm to stay safe.

Unfortunately, I thought too much.

A trap fell from the sky.

I was caught.

There is a local delicacy in the area of ​​snail noodles, dog meat hotpot.

This eating custom is very different from that of other provinces and cities. No matter what others say, the locals love to eat it from the bottom of their hearts.

I like to eat it too.

If I were sitting here right now...

【Wang...】

The fragrance spreads ten miles away + the spicy and tempting hot pot dog meat, dead.