Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 7: Fat Pigs: If you get fat, you will be killed

When the skinny man swung a knife at me, there was a fat white pig not far from me.

Wang, I remember it very clearly.

After all, I am so smart that I have already figured out the rules of rebirth.

Most likely, it’s the last animal you see before closing your eyes.

people? !

Don’t think about it. The judge said that I am only worthy of being reborn as an animal and will have to reincarnate for hundreds of lifetimes before I can be reborn as a human.

[Hum~]

[Gu~]

So hungry.

Yes, this time, I am a pig.

The skinny and emaciated pigs were jumping around in the pigsty in protest of a hunger strike.

Don't bully me because I have no brains.

Have you seen the cartoon "Spirited Away"? If you get fat, you will be killed.

[Mom, is this pig mentally ill? ]

A man with a changing duck voice asked in confusion, with an upward sound at the end of the voice. It sounded very strange. It was obvious that his brain was damaged by studying English.

I almost want to scratch my itchy ears.

Only English questions need a rising tone at the end. Hey, please speak Chinese properly.

[It’s still a long way to go before the New Year pig is slaughtered. Just wait and see, it won’t last for many days! ]

The woman, who had seen a lot, sneered and continued to pour manure into the trough.

These are all collected by the men in the family at the night market in the middle of the night. Look, there are quite a few vegetables with meat in them. Those young people are so wasteful.

The meat that I had been craving for for several lifetimes was now less than half a meter away from me.

One piece, two pieces, three pieces, four pieces, all of them shamelessly posed to seduce me.

[Hum-hum——]

I have to bear with it. After all, I've been stewed so many times.

The woman called a few smaller pigs nearby to come over and eat.

As soon as I glared at them, there was no need for them to greet me politely. They swarmed over and grabbed the food as if they had never eaten anything delicious in their entire lives.

I am different, [Gu~]

I will endure……

I……

Damn...

Uwaaaaa, I can’t bear it anymore…

Before my brain could react, I had already rushed over, knocking over a few piglets, and dove into the trough with my mouth wide open.

Meat, all meat! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

If you had cooked some mushy home-cooked dishes like potatoes, pumpkin and pigweed, I wouldn't have surrendered so quickly!

The little pig with food still hanging from the corner of its mouth refused to accept the defeat. It just kept trying, and tried its best to squeeze its head forward to grab the food.

[Hum, hum, hum~~~]

I swallowed the food like a dragon, rushed left and right, and knocked them away. In a blink of an eye, the full trough was half empty.

The young man was so stunned that he didn't even care about fighting, which caused his teammates to insult him with a lot of dirty words.

His mother raised her chin proudly, [Well, I was right! ]

[Hum, hum, hum~]

I was too busy to raise my head: Yes, yes, yes, you are right!

I can eat and sleep well and I am in good health.

As I ate so much, my weight kept going up.

The ribs on both sides are no longer visible.

Whenever I moved, my whole body would tremble. The guy with the duck voice would often drool at me.

[Mom, please make me some braised pork belly, I can’t wait any longer! ]

[Hum~]

I am so beautiful, he must be greedy for my body.

The guy with a duck voice: You are right. My mother, who is worthy of being the March 8th Red Flag Bearer every year, is really good at raising pigs.

The male owner originally wanted to breed me, but the female owner rejected it.

[It's so fat, if something goes wrong, all my hard work for a year will be in vain. Go away, find another pig to mate with. I'm still thinking about making sausages with this one! ]

【throat?】

Me: Sausage?! Slurp, I want to eat it...

This is probably what it means to have a bloated brain.

A pure foodie, when she gets ruthless, she won't even let herself go.

[Hum~]

I’m hungry, let’s eat!

The pigs in the pigsty gave birth to babies one after another, and sometimes even I couldn't stand their eagerness to scramble for food.

If I don't agree, I will fight. I won't be morally blackmailed by them.

Time flies and soon it snows heavily.

The New Year is approaching, and the aroma of Laba porridge wafts into the pigpen, and even my rice is not tasty anymore.

In the yard, the man was distributing cigarettes to a group of men.

He is a familiar face in the village who is quite strong.

It's so scary, I'm going to be hit in the back.

[Hum-hum——]

More than just kidneys...

[Hum…]

The New Year Pig is extremely difficult to catch.

The hostess had already boiled some hot water and was watching the men in the yard, feeling both amused and helpless as they watched them get so angry that they were fuming and had no idea what to do.

[Hum-hum——]

Although I seldom exercise, eat and sleep a lot, when I was about to die, I finally got anxious and ran away from the village with my short legs.

The man was already exhausted and was left far behind by me.

Only a drake holding a knife was falling gaspingly a few meters away, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard he tried.

It was twisted and distorted, with several tails following behind.

I don't accept it and I'm angry.

Seeing that there was no road ahead, I used the Dragon’s Tail Swing to turn my head around.

I glared at the boy fiercely, humph, you want to eat me? I’ll knock you away!

Unexpectedly, the young man was very agile and I didn't see how he moved, so I missed and bumped into the thick tree trunk behind him.

Five hundred kilograms of impact force——

The innocent old tree broke in half with a "crack", startling a flock of birds.

A startled free-range chicken landed on my butt angrily and bit me.