Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

The next morning, when Grandpa Fuqing found out about this misunderstanding, Ma Xiaoliang was chased for two miles by his strong and healthy father with a shoe sole.

The whole village, young and old, watched while eating melon seeds.

The image of a generation of military king was completely ruined in front of his clan members.

He had a small pink purse hanging around his waist and was wearing a black sportswear, which was particularly eye-catching when he was running.

This caused Ma Cailan to look at her with dissatisfaction, jealousy and suspicion, and she wished Fuqing would beat her son harder and harder.

Little did he know that the love insect in the purse was so dizzy that if it had not already drunk this guy's heart blood and digested it long ago, it would definitely bite seventeen or eighteen holes on this guy's body to vent its anger.

Even with a master as strong as a mountain, it still didn't dare to get close to the Gu King.

Ma Xiaoliang didn't know about this. He limped on one leg, with Ma Fuqing grabbing his arm after she put her shoes back on. With a swollen and purple face, he went to Xiao Doubao's house to thank her.

That was the first time he saw the true appearance of the Gu King. As a result, the little thing on his body was not able to cope with the situation. Before the man was even outside the door, it trembled and fell to the ground pretending to be dead.

【呱——】

I puffed out my chest proudly, humph, you are just an ant, how dare you compete with me!

Because of some mysterious connection he had established with the love Gu, Ma Xiaoliang felt deeply in his bones what it would feel like if this emotion of fear was magnified a hundred million times.

[Uncle Liangliang, why are you sweating so much? Is it raining outside? ]

Little Doubao sat obediently on a small stool with her knees together. The Gu King was watching the fun through the jade jar on her knees.

【呱——】

It is true that soldiers are naturally obedient, but they are more likely to refuse to admit defeat.

Ma Xiaoliang put aside his fear, ignored the love Gu that was lying on its back, and stretched his head to greet the Gu King.

[Hey, this is the legendary Gu King, eh?! Why doesn't the Gu King have a chin? This... even hanging himself would make him slip! ]

Gu King:? ! ! ! ! ! !

Ma Fuqing: !!!!!!!!!!!!

This kid really deserves to be beaten into a pig's head.

However, Xiao Doubao's focus was different. She actually turned the jade jar 180 degrees, held it up, and faced the Gu King with cross-eyed eyes.

[Uncle Liangliang, you are right, the Gu King really has no neck and no chin! ]

Little Doubao seemed to have discovered a new world. If she hadn't remembered her grandmother's instructions, she would have reached out and poked the Gu King's butt.

Ma Fuqing: Alas, these two naughty kids, should I, an old man, go out and hide for a while, so as to avoid the King of Gu being embarrassed and showing off his power.

[Ahem, stop talking nonsense. The Gu King is not a goose, why does he need such a long neck?! ]

【呱——】

Please be a human being. If you can't say nice things, don't say them.

The weird and awkward atmosphere in the room did not change until grandma came back from working in the medicinal field.

【Grandma, you are back~】

Xiao Doubao ran over happily and hugged Grandma's legs. His hands and feet automatically found the right positions and he became Grandma's leg pendant with peace of mind.

【Blue! 】

【Auntie Lan! 】

Okay, three people, three ways of calling.

Grandma had heard Xiao Doubao's vivid description last night, and when she saw Ma Xiaoliang, there was a hint of disgust on her face.

[From now on, be more thoughtful when you speak and act, and don't teach my good boy bad things. ]

Ma Fuqing's anger soared and he glared at his son, "Apologize quickly!"

Ma Xiaoliang also bowed quickly. Aunt Lan's aura was too strong, and when she frowned, she was even more frightening than the political commissar of their regiment.

He really wanted to kneel down and kowtow, but a soldier's bones are harder than steel, even though his military uniform was locked in the dormitory closet and he did not bring it back.

【Grandma~~~】

Xiao Doubao looked at Liangliang bowing all the way and felt soft-hearted.

[Alright, alright, it's not a big deal. You must keep this Gu with you. Not to mention the hard work my Doubao put in, your father only has you as his son, don't let him worry too much.]

Ma Xiaoliang nodded quickly, and the little Gu Gu who was pretending to be dead also turned over and secretly glanced at the Gu King's movements.

[You guys go out and play, I'll talk to your dad. ]

Grandma waved her hand and let him go.

【呱——】

I rubbed my back in the jar in disgust, and a bump appeared there.

Grandma said that I might have been plotted against by that dirty guy.

【呱——】

Master, do you still keep your promise to me last night?

Last night was the Mid-Autumn Festival, Ghost Festival.

Ah Nai was born on a Yin year, Yin month, Yin day and Yin time. Every Ghost Festival, she tends to see things that ordinary people cannot see.

She coaxed the little boy to sleep early.

Grandma didn't dare to bring dirty things into the room, so she stood guard in the yard from a distance.

Just like in the past few decades, when midnight arrived, many uninvited guests crowded into the yard.

Some of them are familiar faces. I don’t know why, but the resources in the underworld are so scarce that they are unwilling to reincarnate in the human world.

Maybe being a human is no easier than being a ghost.

There were also many unfamiliar faces who imitated the old ghost and stood quietly, looking at her with greedy eyes.

One of the ghosts, whose height reached the eaves, was particularly conspicuous, with curly hair, aquiline nose and high eyes. It was obvious that he was not a local ghost. He raised his head with a charred face and a gloomy expression, and pounced on me with a ferocious look.

Grandma flicked her sleeves and split the evil ghost's figure in half like she was shooing away a fly.

The evil ghost made a few noises but missed his target, then instantly transformed back into its original black mist human form.

【呱——】

The stench of the soul made me want to vomit, and I jumped around in the jar until grandma opened the lid.

I shot out directly, heading straight for that foreign ghost——

Bah, how dare you bully my master!

Look, this Gu King will sit on you to death!!!

【ah--】

The shrill howls frightened the crowded local ghosts around and made them huddle together.

The foreign ghost did not take the strange-looking toad seriously at first, but as soon as he came into contact with it, his soul began to emit black smoke and shrunk by more than half in the blink of an eye.

【呱——】

Ugh, what a disgusting smell!

Master, I need a gastric lavage...

When he was alive, that evil ghost was a vanguard of a company of the Israeli army, responsible for mopping up the battlefield in the northern area. He would stick cucumbers on his face as a facial mask and broadcast live, showing off his superiority and being perverted and cruel when killing civilians in the battlefield. Many people liked his posts, all of them were Israeli compatriots.

A few days ago, the army was in a melee in the ruins of a hospital, and he was fired into the sky by a rocket launched by his stupid teammates without distinguishing friend from foe.

He died extremely unwillingly, and the battlefield was filled with a heavy dose of negative energy.

Not surprisingly, he turned into a ghost.

He can forget about going to heaven, he won’t be able to go there in his next life.

The underworld was in a tight financial situation and would not accept such filthy people, so he wandered around for several days...

Grandma has a headache because the ghosts in previous years were easy to deal with.

Now they were clearly divided into two groups, with her caught in the middle.

Good on one side, evil on the other.

One side is local, the other side is exotic.

She is not a Taoist priest who slays demons and monsters...

It's difficult to deal with. If it is not handled properly, it may easily lead to a diplomatic incident.

Otherwise, why not just destroy the body? !

[The Gu King?! ]

[Quack?!]

Grandma felt so sorry for the Gu King that heaved repeatedly. She forgot to go back and get the jade jar. She just reached out and picked up the poor little thing and put it in her palm.

【呱——】

I was listless and had no energy. My stomach was churning. I shouldn't have pressed down on him just now...

Now my stomach feels sick, my buttocks hurt, and it feels like it's on fire, as if I were scalded by boiling water.

Wow┭┮﹏┭┮

So wronged, so pitiful.

The foreign ghost shrank from two meters to half a meter. If it weren’t for his stench, he would have been swallowed up long ago.

He trembled and retreated using his hands and feet. Wherever he passed, the weeds on the ground instantly withered and rotted.

You can see how toxic it is.

He thought to himself: It’s all because the smell of this woman is too tempting, as if I could reach heaven immediately with just one bite.

That’s right, the extremely yin body is indeed a great tonic for the ghost clan.