Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

With a flash of inspiration, Grandma figured out the trick.

【Oh it's you! 】

【呱——】

What, you bit me?!

Xiao Doubao didn't understand what was going on. She watched her grandma tightly seal the jade jar that contained the Gu King.

[It's my fault. I forgot that the Gu King has a sense of territory just like the tiger that rules the mountain. No wonder the love Gu always fails. Let's go and borrow a small room from the elders and try.]

【呱——】

The ancients were not lying to me, women and children are really difficult to mess with.

I stayed in the jar for seven or eight days, feeling lonely and cold.

It was not until Xiao Doubao showed me the love poison she had successfully made as if she were presenting a treasure that I was able to see the light of day again.

【呱——】

This thing is so ugly!

This love Gu, whose entire body was completely black with no eyes visible, was also a very mischievous creature. When it saw the Gu King appear, it immediately turned its belly up and pretended to be dead.

It turns out that it really has a front and back. On its belly, there is a grayish-white circle the size of a penny.

Little Doubao thought it was really dead. He couldn't stop crying and looked at Grandma with accusation and grievance.

[It's not dead, don't worry, it looks just like the real thing. ]

Grandma has eaten more salt than the love insect has eaten, and what she said is very true.

【real?!】

The little bean bun burst into laughter, hugged the motionless love insect, and walked away in three or two steps, hiding outside the door.

Sure enough, the dark and cunning little creature sat up with a somersault, making a chirping sound, and looked so arrogant and complacent, just like a little dumpling with its hands on its hips and laughing.

[The object resembles its owner...]

Grandma murmured jokingly, then froze for a moment and turned to look at the Gu King in the jar.

It is so selfish, domineering and likes to join in the fun, could it be because it is like her? !

No, that's impossible, she doesn't like to join in the fun...

Early the next morning, a motorcycle that was covered in dust and mud beyond recognition entered the village. The man riding the motorcycle smiled, revealing a row of big white teeth.

He took off his helmet, and except for his head, his whole body was dirty like a mud monkey.

That was Grandpa Fuqing’s son, a soldier named Ma Xiaoliang.

【Uncle Liangliang~】

Xiao Doubao was following a group of aunties who were singing opera. When he saw Ma Xiaoliang, his eyes lit up.

Ma Xiaoliang held his forehead with his hand. He had taught the little girl many times to call him Uncle Xiaoliang. It sounded better than Uncle Liangliang anyway.

But the little guy was very stubborn and insisted on being called Liangliang!

Alas, what can he do?

He could only open his arms and catch the little ball of milk that rushed towards him like a cannonball and threw itself into his arms.

Hmm, he weighed it. Although it was a little heavier, it was still a delicious and milky ball.

[Little Bean Bun, why haven't you gone to kindergarten yet? I remember you are already four years old. ]

[Humph, I won’t go. I want to stay in the village with grandma. The kids in the kindergarten cry too much, and I’m too impatient to comfort them…]

Ma Xiaoliang was puzzled.

[Why do children need you to comfort them when they cry? Aren’t there many teachers in kindergarten? ]

[Because they don't like my little Gu Gu. When they see me take it out, they start crying. They cry so hard that I can't comfort them.]

Ma Xiaoliang's body stiffened: ...

Well, he forgot that Xiao Doubao was born smart and was a rare little guy in the tribe who was loved by the poisonous insects since birth.

Carry it with you, no problem.

[By the way, Uncle Liangliang, I heard from Grandpa Fuqing that you are going to the war, right? ]

[Hmm... hush, Xiaodoubao, you have to keep Uncle Xiaoliang a secret, we can't let the enemy get wind of it and run away! ]

Ma Xiaoliang covered the little guy's mouth and lowered his voice.

After saying that, he also glanced at the older sisters and sisters-in-law who were forming a circle more than ten meters away.

With his sensitivity, he had already noticed their ambiguous glances.

After all, he is a man who was strictly screened by the state and accepted into the system. Ma Xiaoliang has a straight figure and a heroic face. Just standing there is enough to make the hearts of young girls and wives beat wildly.

If he was not yet under twenty years old and a member of the army, the village chief would have talked to Grandpa Fuqing about his children's marriage long ago.

Look, the village chief’s little daughter is in the crowd, shy and timid, the jingling silver ornaments on her chest are not as bright as her eyes.

Ma Xiaoliang felt like he was being stabbed in the back, and he quickly carried the little girl back to his home and slammed the door shut.

There was a burst of laughter outside the door, and the sisters-in-law were all teasing the girl with a rosy face.

Ma Xiaoliang walked quickly into the house and took off the luggage on his back.

[Oh, I forgot, I'm so dirty, I've made you dirty too.]

Xiao Doubao didn't take it seriously at all and she was emptying her own wallet.

Inside the purse, there was a small jar the size of a walnut. The material was not as good as the one that belonged to the Gu King, but it was also considered a good piece of jade.

She opened the jar and handed it to Ma Xiaoliang with both hands. Her eyelashes were like a fan, casting a shadow on her fair little face.

[Uncle Liangliang, this is the poisonous insect I made to keep you safe. You must always carry it with you. Grandma said that war is very dangerous and many people will die. I don't want you to die.]

Ma Xiaoliang never expected that the little girl, who was only four years old, would say such words.

He was flattered to take the jade jar. It was the most special gift he had ever received in his life.

However, when the jar was opened, Ma Xiaoliang looked strange and confused——

[Isn't this... love poison?! ]

He brought it closer to his eyes and examined it carefully. Yes, it was the love Gu.

His father has one exactly like this one, but it's two sizes smaller than this one.

The little bean bun who was eagerly waiting for praise saw his twisted and red face and thought that he didn't like it. Tears immediately welled up in his eyes, which kept piling up and seemed to be about to fall out, which was heartbreaking to see.

[Oh, Xiaodoubao, I didn’t say I don’t like you, but…but we are not suitable for each other…I am 16 years older than you, and you grew up in my arms, how could I have the heart to do that to you?!]

The little bean curd tilted his head, with a forehead full of question marks, more full than grandma's most luxurious headdress.

[Uncle Liangliang, what are you talking about? ! Why don’t I understand? ! ]

[Also, you are only 15 and a half years older than me, not 16.]

Little Doubao counted on his fingers one by one, and found that it was not enough, so he borrowed Uncle Liangliang's hand to make up the number.

Uh, it’s still not enough, half a piece short.

Fortunately, Ma Xiaoliang guessed her next move and managed to keep his fingers intact.

If you take off half of it, can you get it back?

[Okay, okay, I was wrong. I am 15 and a half years older than you.]

[Then... you don't like my little Gu Gu? ]

[Not really... Eh?! Xiaodoubao, do you know what kind of Gu this is? ]

[Love Gu, don’t you even know this?! ]

Xiao Doubao looked surprised, then turned disgusted.

It's a pity that she has always admired Uncle Liangliang, but she doesn't even recognize the most basic poisonous insect in the clan.

Ma Xiaoliang was speechless.

Ma Xiaoliang was very crazy.

How should I answer so as not to hurt the little dumpling's good intentions? !

【Oh~~~】(long tone)

Xiao Doubao suddenly figured it out. She squinted her eyes, flared her nostrils, and exhaled hard.

[Uncle Liangliang is a bad guy. I've already told you that I made this to keep you safe. Do you think I want to take you home as a bridegroom just like Sister Cailan?!]

Ma Xiaoliang was speechless.

Blame him for being so ignorant, it turns out that love Gu can actually be used like this...

It turns out that Ma Cailan's feelings for him are already known to everyone...