Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Otherwise, why do they say that if you are not from the same family, you won’t enter the same door.

The old lady and the Gu King sharpened their knives and attacked the auxiliary police officer, silently rubbing poison on his body.

On the other side, little Doubao has been raising Gu with his grandma since he was a child. Under the influence of his grandma, he knows his own secrets and needs to be on guard against others.

For example, transfer the small Gu Gu carried in the purse and hide it in the hair.

This allowed her to avoid the situation where all her secrets were revealed when Aunt Wang changed her clothes.

Aunt Wang gave her an emergency bath, but her body still smelled sour and smelled bad.

Little Gu Gu was not aggressive at all. He just lay quietly in her hair and looked out.

This is the good luck Gu refined by grandma. It is only a little over a month old and is a low-end version of the golden silkworm Gu.

However, unlike the golden silkworm Gu, which needs to eat humans, its effectiveness is sometimes effective and sometimes not.

When the weather is nice, you can pick up ginseng that is a hundred years old just by walking around in the fields.

When it doesn't work, bird shit will hit your face when you go out.

Well, every month, it expires five times at irregular intervals.

During those five times, little Gu Gu would fall into a coma, and her condition would be equivalent to that of a human girl having her period, with massive blood loss and dysmenorrhea, making her extremely weak.

It just so happens that today is the day when Xiao Gu Gu fell asleep.

Xiao Doubao ran away from home, and he really knew how to choose the right time.

From morning till night, not a single moment of the day went smoothly.

Unexpectedly, the man next to him suddenly mentioned it.

[Why not just shave this little girl's hair and dress her up as a boy so that she can be more convenient on the road.]

Aunt Wang was putting the silver necklace she had taken off Little Doubao's neck into her bag, and she actually agreed when she heard this.

A razor was about to be placed on the head.

Aunt Wang suddenly screamed and flew backwards—

She was bitten by the little Gu Gu who could no longer endure it.

Even though this little thing is smaller than a spider, it has sharp teeth and can draw blood with one bite.

The wound began to turn red, swell and fester at a speed visible to the naked eye. Aunt Wang rolled on the ground in unbearable pain.

It rolled and rolled and then stopped moving.

The man was also frightened and backed away. What kind of monster did he steal back? !

The little bean bun was thrown to the ground and opened his eyes dazedly.

The effect of the drug had not yet worn off, her mind was confused and she couldn't remember what had happened.

Little Gu Gu jumped back onto her head swiftly, pretending that he had done nothing.

Next to him, on the ground, lay a whimpering baby.

No, now it's a naked, smelly baby.

The little guy's voice was hoarse, he could just open his mouth but no sound came out, tears were streaming down his face.

The little bean bun was only wearing a bellyband and shorts. His arms and legs were dripping with water. Although it was still summer, he still felt a little cold.

She shuddered cleverly.

Little Gu Gu looked out in panic, as if asking her, "Are you okay?"

The man hesitated whether to give up this business. He couldn't afford to offend the kid who played with poisonous insects.

Just then, hurried footsteps were heard outside the door, and it sounded like there was more than one person.

The muffled groaning sound of one of them sounded very much like that of his brother who had succeeded in becoming a police auxiliary.

The door was opened from the outside, and there was a sign of duty room on it.

The person who opened the door was the auxiliary police.

He really didn't tell the truth.

As expected, he fell into the trap.

His face was pale, his body was shaking like a leech sprinkled with salt, and beads of sweat the size of beans hung on his forehead.

Looking closely, there were faint traces of strange movement beneath his exposed skin.

Like a snake and like a worm.

The man became even more frightened. This... this seemed like the onset of the poison.

The auxiliary police officer's tongue was shaking and he could no longer speak. He stared at him with fear and resentment.

Grandma came in later and saw the little bean bun sitting on the ground, soaking wet.

She rushed over quickly, staggering with heartache.

When Little Doubao saw Grandma, the fear he had been holding back for the whole day finally burst out and he threw himself into Grandma's arms and cried loudly.

【Wow wow wow wow wow grandma! Grandma! Uwawa wow wow wow wow…】

【呱——】

I jumped out of my master's trembling palm and threw myself at the man I had long hated.

[Gu King, don't kill him! ]

Grandma quickly warned him, fearing that the Gu King might lose control of the situation in his impulse and cause someone to die, which would be difficult to explain.

After all, police officers one, two, three, four, and five were still waiting outside the door.

When the man heard that the toad was actually the Gu King, he was so scared that he dodged left and right. Suddenly, infinite strength emerged in his legs. He ran out crying and asked the police for help.

[Help me, police officer! I was wrong. Arrest me now!]

【呱——】

Fuck! Just one step away! And he still escaped.

I was very unwilling, and two big bubbles bulged under my throat, and a thin line of transparent water spurted out.

It landed right on the man's heel.

【呱——】

If I can't kill you, I'll take one of your legs!

Anyway, judging from this man's behavior, you can tell it's not his first offense. Once the police investigate thoroughly, he'll be sentenced for multiple crimes and will have to go to jail for at least 17 or 18 years.

When the female police officer saw it, her eyes narrowed and she subconsciously took a step back.

She is a local and knows how powerful the poison is.

Little Doubao was crying and hiccuping. Wu Yuqing was circling around the grandparents and grandchildren, rubbing his hands, not knowing what to do.

The baby next to her just opened his mouth but couldn't make any sound, staring at her eagerly.

Wu Yuqing felt soft-hearted, so she took off her coat, wrapped him up, and coaxed him softly, but the little guy's tears never stopped.

The police came in quickly, and the auxiliary police officer and the man were each awarded a pair of silver handcuffs. A hole slowly melted on the heel of the man's leather shoe, and his white socks turned black and rotted. He screamed, jumped and took off his shoes and threw them away, but it was too late.

Is it so easy to dodge the Gu King's belly arrow?!

It's just that I calculated the dosage in advance and melted half of your leg...

The woman who fainted on the ground was also carried on the shoulders of the policeman with amazing strength.

[Grandma, woo woo woo…]

The little bean bun was picked up with tearful eyes, and his little hands tightly wrapped around grandma's neck.

The baby in Wu Yuqing's arms was taken away by the female police officer, and she was a little reluctant to let go.

Although the child was covered in a foul smell, the innocent and dependent look in his eyes was so touching that it was hard to let go.

The female police officer smiled and held the child in her arms.

[I'll take him to the hospital later. The child's voice is not right. Besides, his relatives haven't come to look for him since he was lost for a day. We need to get his background out of those two people right away. Who knows how worried his family will be...]

[Yes, you are right, we should go to the hospital. The child is still so young! ]

Wu Yuqing was so angry that she walked up to the two handcuffed men and kicked each of them in the heart.

The baby was unexpectedly made to laugh, but he looked so pitiful that he just raised his lips but made no sound.

By the time everyone was taken back to the police station and their statements were taken, it was almost midnight.

The police helped arrange a stay at a nearby homestay, but it was too late and only one standard room was left.

Wu Yuqing and grandma worked together to give Xiaodoubao a bath. They soaked him in water and showered him. They used up a whole bottle of shower gel before the smell was barely gone.

Little Doubao regained some energy. His eyes were swollen like walnuts, and he smiled at the two grandmothers on his left and right.

【呱——】

A shivering little Gu Gu and I were placed on the TV cabinet, staring at each other.

【呱——】

What are you afraid of? I won't eat you!!!

You useless thing, you can't even protect your own master, what's the use of you? !

Little Gu Gu felt so ashamed that he secretly decided to ask his master's grandmother to re-educate him.

We will try to reduce the number of failures from five in a month by half.