Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Grandma once thought she was indestructible.

What happened today made her feel heartbroken.

She deeply regretted why she had stayed in the village and refused to leave for so many years.

After living for a long time, he trapped himself and turned himself into a ghost bound to the earth.

Apart from the poisonous insect, she knew nothing about the outside world.

When faced with an emergency, they are like a blank slate, without even the awareness to ask the police for help in the first place.

Fortunately, we have Wu Yuqing, fortunately, we have enthusiastic waiters and guests, and fortunately, we have reliable and responsible police officers.

Otherwise, she would never find her little dumpling again.

Once she can no longer control her emotions, the existence of the Gu King will become her accomplice in destroying the world.

[Grandma, don't cry, I'm fine, just... just a little hungry. ]

Little Doubao wiped grandma's face sensibly, with tears pooling in his palm.

Wu Yuqing quickly responded.

[Let your grandma clean up for you. I'm going downstairs to buy something to eat. It just so happens that I'm hungry too.]

Grandma couldn't help laughing. The pile of skewers she had eaten earlier must have fallen into some black hole.

[Grandma, please call home to see if Dad has arrived home? ]

Seeing the little guy's hard-mouthed but soft-hearted appearance, Grandma sighed slightly in her heart.

If it wasn't for avoiding that woman, Xiao Doubao wouldn't have to suffer this time.

The cell phone stayed in the bag all day.

Grandma wiped the little bun dry and put it on the bed before taking out her cell phone.

She had seen Ma Fuqing's brick-sized phone, which had a round button on the front that would light up the screen.

The front of this Huawei smartphone is a whole glass panel and there are no buttons at all.

Grandma is a little bit confused.

Xiao Doubao got up and took the phone. Perhaps children are born with a strong ability to accept new things.

Grandma watched as the phone screen suddenly lit up, with a large red logo in the middle.

After flashing for a few seconds, the screen went black again.

[Oh, grandma, the battery is out, charge it quickly! ]

Xiao Doubao has seen the aunts playing with their mobile phones and knows what the red rectangle means.

Grandma was embarrassed and went to look for the phone box in her bag, but it seemed she hadn't thrown it away.

Little Doubao asked grandma to read the instructions in the box again, and then he fumbled with the instructions with his little hands.

She knew the home landline number and was so anxious at the moment that she didn't care about the taboo of not being able to make calls while the phone was charging.

She quickly dialed the number, pressed the speakerphone and waited.

Grandma was also looking forward to it.

Unexpectedly, the phone beeped for a long time before it was picked up.

It was a female voice, very impatient.

[Hey, Bingo, what are you doing?! ]

Xiaodoubao: ??? What country’s bird language is this?

Grandma has heard this tune before, it's Hong Kong dialect.

【Where is Ma Xinjun? 】

[Oh?! Who are you? What do you want to see my husband for?!]

The female voice on the other end sounded like a fox with its fur suddenly standing up, her tone was unfriendly and full of defensiveness.

[Heh, I’m his mother!!!]

Grandma was so angry that she laughed. It was true that once he got a wife, he forgot about his mother's things.

The microphone on the other end of the phone fell to the ground with a clang, making a loud noise. Then, there was the sound of high heels running away.

The little bean bun covered his mouth, blinked his still swollen eyes, and looked at grandma with admiration.

【A-nai is so awesome!!!】

Ma Xinjun was talking to an acquaintance from the village at the gate of the yard. When he heard Xie Fangfang's footsteps, he turned back in surprise.

[Aren’t you watching TV? Why, there’s no internet again?! ]

He muttered, "This shouldn't be the case. The TV is new and it was adjusted this afternoon. It can't be that the broadband is not working..."

[No, it's your mom. Your mom called back! ]

Ma Xinjun looked up in surprise. They arrived home at noon today and asked someone to bring back the newly bought TV and the master who installed the broadband, but the door was closed.

After asking others, I found out that grandma took Xiao Doubao out early in the morning.

Isn't it obvious that he is not welcome? !

He was angry and climbed over the low wall in the backyard and went into the house.

The neighbor who raised snake poison saw it and when she realized it was Ma Xinjun, she said nothing.

Her snake King Gu had been listless for several days, but today it finally became more lively and willing to eat. She also hoped that Ma Qinglan would take the King Gu out to play for a few more days.

[Fangfang, did you see clearly? Which number is this? ]

Xie Fangfang twisted her fingers, but she didn't notice it, and it seemed that she was being impolite because she was jealous.

I offended my mother-in-law before I even met her.

[Hey, Mom, where are you? Did you forget that I would be home today? Why didn’t you tell me?! Whose number is this? Where’s Xiaodoubao?]

Ma Xinjun still had this mother in his heart. He picked up the microphone and started talking quickly without giving the other party a chance to react.

Little Doubao squinted her eyes, bowed her hands, and begged her grandma not to be too honest and to tell her all the good things she had done.

【呱——】

Let me have a chat with him.

……

No one pays attention to me.

The Good Luck Gu tilted its head to look at the few people, catapulted into the air and landed on the bed, then jumped back into the little bean bun's hair.

The air conditioner temperature was a bit low, and it was not cold-resistant, so it was shivering with cold.

It’s still comfortable here, warm and smells like the familiar milky scent.

[Alright, alright, this is the number I bought today. I haven’t left the village for thirty years. I’m almost being eliminated by the times.]

[I bought you a cell phone several times but you didn’t want it and even gave it away as a gift… Now you realize you’ve been eliminated…]

[Huh?! What did you say? ]

Grandma suddenly raised her voice, which scared Ma Xinjun on the other end of the phone and made his heart pound.

The little love insect that never leaves his chest also jumps around in panic.

There is no other reason, it’s just innate suppression.

[Mom, where are you? I came back to hold a wedding, and you, the serious mother-in-law, are not here. How come you are not here? ]

[Tell me the truth, is she pregnant?! ]

Ma Xinjun: ...You are worthy of being my mother.

Xiao Doubao was stunned and pricked up his ears.

As a result, there was no movement from the other side.

Grandma took a deep breath and suppressed the irritability rising in her heart.

【呱——】

I felt the host's indescribable emotions, and my heart seemed to be on fire.

[I'm taking the kids out for a walk. You guys can handle your own affairs. I can't control you, and I don't want to.]

Ma Xinjun didn't think he was wrong. His previous wife had died of complications during childbirth, so there was no betrayal. A woman came forward to be nice to him, and she was his sister whom he had known since childhood. He happily accepted her. What was the problem? !

But my mother was stubborn and said that Xie Fangfang had bad intentions and refused to accept her into the family.

Living in a big family like the Xie family, Xie Fangfang was a burden. If she hadn't been scheming, she would have been devoured by the Xie clan members long ago, without even a bone left.

The head of the Xie family is his father, and in Hong Kong City, he has to call him daddy.

The village chief also made it clear that he should hold the wedding outside.

Ma Qinglan means the meaning of all the tribesmen in the village.

Ma Xinjun sneered, "Oh, I really have to praise the village that gave birth to him and raised him."

They are both united and feudal and backward.