Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Wu Yuqing came back with several large bags of food and found that the atmosphere in the room was not right.

The air conditioner temperature has also been turned up. It's over 30 degrees outside and 30 degrees inside.

Equal to boiled water.

【呱——】

I am immune to cold and heat, mainly because I suffer from a slight cold.

She was sweating all over. She put down her things and went to wash her hands and face. She always felt that there was a lingering sour smell on her body, which was left by the lovely baby.

She was an old lady who loved cleanliness, and she couldn't stand it anymore, so she screamed.

[Sister Xiaoqing, you and Xiaodoubao eat first. I’ll take a shower before coming out. It’s too dirty…]

The three of them were very tired, so they washed themselves, filled their stomachs, and had a dreamless night.

【呱——】

You guys eat meat and let me watch, how cruel...

You guys sleep and let me keep watch, that's even more cruel...

Fortunately, I have a strong bone structure and don't need to sleep.

【呱——】

The big rooster in the cage downstairs shrank its neck and dared not crow when it saw the sun rising.

Well, I did it.

The chickens within a ten-mile radius dared not crow.

Let them sleep well.

In the end, it was Wu Yuqing's cell phone ringing that woke everyone up.

It was a call from the police, and there was obvious nervousness in his voice.

[Grandma, good morning. I’m Xiao Zhang, a police officer from the Gucheng Police Station. Um, I’d like to ask if you did anything to the suspects last night. The man and the woman’s limbs were partially rotten and they were unconscious. They were sent to the hospital but there was nothing they could do except amputate…]

Wu Yuqing's heart skipped a beat. The Gu King was exposed? !

Grandma quickly waved her hand and told her not to say anything.

Wu Yuqing readily accepted the advice and answered very firmly, "That's impossible. We are all law-abiding citizens. Besides, what can we two old ladies do? Those two bastards have received retribution. They should have their limbs amputated. Although their crimes are not punishable by death, they cannot be forgiven easily. In my opinion, this is God's mercy. Please don't blame the good people..."

The little bun was also woken up, and his sleepy little head popped out from under the quilt, with starry eyes. There was one more person on the list of people he admired.

The policeman hung up the phone in a daze and reported the result to his superiors.

Half an hour later, the two unlucky people who were punished by heaven were pushed into the operating room.

Use general anesthesia and electric saw before the unknown toxin spreads throughout the body, gah!

When the two woke up, the excruciating pain that pierced their bones had disappeared, replaced by another kind of numbness, and their chests were full of tubes.

When the police asked about the past trafficking list in a gentle tone of hospice care, they both wanted to die immediately.

The subsequent investigation is the police's responsibility.

The baby's family was from the next town. After seeing the child's photo on the official account, a family of more than a dozen people drove a tractor to pick him up.

The person leading the way was a traffic policeman who had intercepted them halfway. After learning the truth, he not only did not issue a ticket, but instead got on his big motorcycle and led the way, with green lights all the way and no obstruction.

People of all ages came into the ward and gathered around the baby whose vocal cords were damaged and who couldn't cry out. They cried and laughed and howled in a voice that was so moving.

In the end, evil will be punished and everyone will be happy.

[Sister Xiaoqing, I am going to Yunnan next week, do you want to come with me? ]

Little Doubao's eyes lit up, and without saying a word, he pulled grandma's arm and shook it, acting coquettishly.

[I am still thinking about getting a new ID card, but I don’t know if it will delay things. ]

[Well, the fastest time to get a certificate in our Gada is seven days. It should be about the same in Xiangxi. I'll go ask later. It would be best if your little bean bun can get one too.]

Fortunately, grandma brought her household registration booklet and ID card with her when she went out. She went to the Civic Center, queued up for five minutes to get a number, took a photo in two seconds, and signed and collected fingerprints in one minute.

The household registration police processed the process expedited, and the fee was 20 yuan per person. Grandma paid the fee readily, 40 yuan in cash.

If everything goes well, the certificate can be issued within a week.

Wu Yuqing acted as a tour guide for the grandparents and grandchildren, taking them to visit every corner of the ancient city.

We tried all the delicious and fun things. Grandma was a country bumpkin who came to the city for the first time. Everything she saw was new to her and she wanted to ask questions about everything.

On the contrary, the clever little Doubao looked mature and always had no choice but to hold back the grandma who was like a wild horse running away.

【呱——】

It hurts my eyes.

Guess why?

Grandma let go of the shackles in her heart, and her childish nature was aroused. She actually danced around the campfire with a group of young girls and boys.

His face was painted to look like a Black Mountain demon, and when he smiled he showed a mouthful of big white teeth.

Wu Yuqing pulled Xiao Doubao and laughed so hard that she was shaking with laughter.

It’s a rare chance to be young, so let her go!

The good luck insect quietly came out from the gaps in the hair and then slid back in.

There are too many people and the fire is too strong. I’m so scared.

A week later, I received my new ID card.

Unable to wait any longer, Grandma followed Wu Yuqing's instructions, registered her real-name account on WeChat, linked her bank card, and then bought a direct flight to Lijiang the next day at noon.

After wandering in the crowded and bustling Lijiang Ancient Town for a few days, grandma complained.

[It's across a province, but how come it's not much different from Fenghuang? It's all cobblestone roads, all ethnic style, all bar streets, and apart from eating, drinking and having fun, the things they sell are not much different, so it's boring. ]

Unconsciously, grandma's speech also had a bit of an accent.

The influence of Wu Yuqing, the life mentor, is enormous.

[That’s easy. Let’s go to Shenzhen. My son is there. Let’s ask him to take us to ride the roller coaster. That’s awesome!!!]

We hit it off and chose Shenzhen.

Little Doubao follows me for a walk every day, and his legs have become thinner.

When I heard there was something fun to do, I became more excited.

[Grandma Wu, what kind of car is a roller coaster? Does it have to climb up a mountain? ]

[Hahahaha, you are so funny, come here, I have a photo here, let me show you, well, but you may not be able to sit there when the time comes, it seems there is a height requirement, children under 1.4 meters are not allowed.]

The little chubby face immediately fell and he was about to cry.

【呱——】

Keep you in suspense. Humph, I’m not even 1.4 meters tall.

The day we arrived in Shenzhen, the weather was overcast, which was like two completely different worlds compared to the clear blue sky in Lijiang.

Wu Yuqing's son was jumping and waving his arms at the exit, making people around him think that some hidden celebrity had arrived.

They all turned their cameras towards this side.

result--

A grandparent and grandchild dressed in Miao costumes appeared in the picture, followed by an old lady with a fashionable bun.

【mom!】

[Mom! I'm here! ]

Wu Yuqing wanted to cover her face. This silly kid, he's over 30 and still so unstable. What's the point of making such a big fuss? !

The little bean bun was not shy at all. He laughed out loud when he was lifted up by this uncle who was as tall and strong as a mountain.

Because the image of the grandparents and grandchildren was particularly pleasing to the eye, the passerby who captured the shot posted it to his own video account immediately.

I don’t know if it was because of the huge traffic rocket, but the video of more than ten seconds became an instant hit.

Hong reached the other side of the sea.

As luck would have it, I was spotted by the head of the Xie family, whom I hadn't seen for thirty years.

He sat in the bathtub next to the French window that overlooked the entire Victoria Harbour.

I was extremely surprised to see that face was as beautiful as when she was young.

My phone almost fell into the water.

Take a look at the geographical coordinates of the publisher, Shenzhen Airport.