Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

[Moo?]

Why is it Niu Niu again?

There's a bug?!

Before I could figure out what was going on, I got whipped on the butt.

[Snap] A sound.

My whole body froze, and I almost remembered the cannonball that landed next to my ear in the past life as a cat. I started running with all four hooves, and ran out like crazy.

The two people behind him were stunned and hurried to catch up.

[Ahem, damn it, it didn't move at all earlier. I'm old and weak, there's no way I can catch up! ]

It was the new owner of the cow. The rope in his hand was pulled loose and he was breathing like a bellows.

【Uncle, take a rest. I will go after him! 】

It was a young man, full of energy and obviously with some strength left, and he was wearing long gloves on his hands.

【Moo——】

I ran as fast as I could without taking a break.

Other families on the roadside were startled by the noise and came out with their bowls in hand to watch the fun.

Seeing the man holding his knees and panting, everyone started to laugh at him——

[You are not in good health, Old Zhang. Ask your wife to make you some more wolfberries to drink! ]

[That’s right! Roast two whole lamb kidneys and eat them. You will be replenished with whatever you eat! Your wife’s complexion has been bad for a long time! Hahaha!!!]

【Hahahahaha! 】

The crowd burst into laughter.

A few shy women took their bowls and went back with a "Puh" sound.

【Moo——】

I was still caught up.

That young man was not a good guy either. He had too much strength in his hands and almost tripped me, a man weighing over 700 pounds, by pulling the rope.

What should I do if my neck is broken?

Will you compensate?

what?

【Moo——】

The bull refused to accept the defeat and snorted vigorously, with its nostrils so big that two balls could be stuffed in them!

There was a chewing gum in my mouth, and I couldn't swallow it or spit it out.

【Moo——】

Terrible!

[Huh, I'm just taking some iron. I'm not going to kill you. Why are you running so fast?]

The man stretched out his hand, grabbed the section of rope that was sticking out of my mouth, and the cylindrical iron lump was pulled out from deep in my throat.

[Ugh…moo~]

Damn brat!

[Sure enough, there is iron. Looks like you need to do it a few more times. Otherwise, when the iron pierces your stomach, you will suffer...]

[Moo?!]

It turned out to be a kind veterinarian.

[Moo~]

I take back the 250 curse words that were stuck in your throat.

Obediently let him torment me——

Plug in the magnet and run.

Stop, pull the magnet, and remove the iron nails, iron filings and iron sheets.

Plug in the magnet and run again.

stop.

Old Zhang stood there with his mouth open in shock.

When has my stubborn bull ever been so obedient? !

I can't figure it out...

The process of obtaining iron is simple, but the amount of activity is almost as much as the total amount of the past year.

[Moo~]

I really didn't have the energy to cooperate, and I weakly tried to act cute and coquettish towards the veterinarian.

The veterinarian did not let me down. After a careful examination, he really let me go.

【Moo——】

If I eat iron again, I'll be a fool!

[Doctor, could you please check if my two cows are pregnant? It's been over a month, but they haven't grown any bellies at all.]

After Old Zhang recovered, he thought about the bad things that happened in the cowshed and based on the principle of not bothering two people with the same matter, he simply asked again.

The doctor was also very easy to talk to. He washed the tools used to remove iron and put them back in the car, then turned around and followed him into the cowshed.

【Moo——】

[Moo~]

[Moo~]

I called and hundreds of them responded. Two little cows that were standing far away on the left and right heard the call and came over with small steps.

The one on the left has delicate eyebrows and eyes, while the one on the right has thick eyebrows and big eyes.

They are all members of my harem.

Yes, this time, I am a pure 18K gold bull.

It weighs 700 kilograms and has a market value of 88,000 yuan.

Old Zhang: What the hell? Forget it. If someone really offered 88,000, I would have sold you long ago. You are such a lousy thing. Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself...

[By the way, doctor, is my bull a little too young? I bred him several times last month, but he didn’t cooperate. Is there something wrong with him? Is he acting like a grown man and needs to put a few pairs of black stockings on the heifer?! ]

Old Zhang’s wife’s surname is also Zhang. Her face is a little sallow, but her voice is very cheerful.

The young veterinarian's face quickly turned red. He had only graduated for more than a year, and most of the cases he dealt with were simple. His master had not yet allowed him to take over difficult tasks such as breeding independently.

[There’s no need for black stockings… ahem, auntie, I don’t even have a girlfriend…]

The little cow dodged and mooed, staring at me with affectionate eyes, as if asking for help.

【Moo——】

I stepped forward and pushed the vet away with my big head.

【Moo——】

Niu Niu also has male chauvinism. This is my wife, she is fine, don’t touch her!

Old Zhang raised his big palm like a palm-leaf fan and started beating me. I didn't dodge and my skin was thick, so it didn't hurt!

[It's okay, uncle. This big cow is sensible and didn't do anything to me. But this little cow has a murmur in her lungs. Is she catching a cold? ]

As he spoke, he quickly inserted a thermometer with a thin string at the end into the cow's anus.

When Lao Zhang's wife heard this, she became anxious. A cold is painful and expensive for a person, let alone a cow. An injection would cost at least four or five hundred yuan.

【Come on, let me listen! 】

The veterinarian handed over the stethoscope, and Lao Zhang's wife imitated him and put the receiver into her ear. It was true. She didn't notice it from a distance, but when she got closer, she was indeed a little out of breath.

[Oh my, what should I do? Do you have the baby with you? ]

Lao Zhang's wife slapped her thigh, feeling sorry for the cow and the money she was about to pay out.

[No cub, no pregnancy.]

The veterinarian was very sure, and he listened carefully to the position of the heifer's uterus. After all, once she was pregnant, the medication for pneumonia had to be reconsidered.

There is a more crude and simple method of dispensing medicine, which can also save farmers some money.

The veterinarian took out the thermometer and wiped it clean on the cow's butt.

I looked up to the light and it was 39.2.

[Yes, it is pneumonia, and I have a fever...]

When Mr. and Mrs. Zhang heard that the cow was not pregnant, although they were mentally prepared, they were still a little disappointed. Their eyes followed the veterinarian's hand and fell on the other quiet heifer.

【Moo——】

I rubbed my little "wife" affectionately who unfortunately had pneumonia, but I didn't dare get close to her shiny mouth and nose for fear of infection.

[Moo~]

On the other side, the little cow surrounded by three people became jealous. She stomped her feet in dissatisfaction, raising a cloud of dust that made several people cough.

The veterinarian gently patted the cow's neck and said, "This one is not pregnant either. It's healthy. You'd better keep the sick cows away from it."

[Okay, okay, I should, I should. ]

Old Zhang couldn't hide his disappointed expression, and his wife responded.

The veterinarian asked her to boil some hot water because the weather was cold and the intravenous medicine needed to be heated up.

【Moo——】

The cow was scared and ran straight into my arms.

【Moo——】

I'm scared too because the needle is so long.

It brings back sad memories of my previous life.