After 5,000 years of cultivation, the iceberg female president relies on me

[Urban Cultivation + Funny + Refreshing Article] Chen Wan has been practicing Taoism for 5,000 years in a low-key manner, but his money-worshiping ex-girlfriend despised him for being too poor. After the breakup... the cold female president forced him to marry, the super queen chased him madly, the contemporary miracle doctor begged to be his apprentice, and bigwigs from all walks of life rushed to be his licker... The ex-girlfriend was jealous: Isn't he just a lousy security guard? Netizens were jealous: This man is nothing special except that he is handsome! The eldest son of a noble family was jealous: I am worth 10 billion, why would the goddess choose him? Until one day, the Western gods and demons revived and invaded Daxia. He killed the Western gods with one sword... People were silent. It turned out that he... suppressed the prosperity of Daxia for 5,000 years! ...