After being read, I was really numb
Chapter 33: The Variety Show of the Time That Went Completely Off Track
"Stop arguing, take a break, look, the fool is getting ready to do something."
"Director Hu Tu is really cruel. He didn't even give these guests time to wash their faces and comb their hair, let alone put on makeup and dress up."
Hu Tu raised his hand and pointed at the clothes in the hands of the staff not far away: "Dear guests, now you will have ten minutes to wash up, and then each of you will take a set of work clothes back to change into."
"In half an hour, please gather in the living room on the first floor for breakfast, then receive today's lunch mission. Take a two-hour break in the afternoon, and then continue to accept dinner missions."
Lan Xingyue blinked her eyes, looking at the crooked line and Hu Tu who was talking eloquently. She always felt like she was being lectured by a training teacher.
It seems like I am not here to participate in a variety show, but have joined a mysterious organization and am now being brainwashed. I am powerless to resist and can only let it go and be manipulated by others.
Hu Tu set a time, and the guests, who dared not resist, had to speed up.
Xiao Xin, who usually takes half an hour to wash her face, was so annoyed this time that she simply rubbed the facial cleanser on her face twice, picked up her clothes and hurried back to her room to put on makeup.
Lan Xingyue changed into a green, old-fashioned straight military uniform, fastened a belt around her waist, and put on a hat. Only then did she realize that her look was exactly like the one in a certain hit TV series.
What does Director Hu Tu want to do?
Amidst the sharp whistles, a group of guests hurried to the living room and sat around the big round table from yesterday.
On the table, there was a big bowl of porridge, white rice with a lot of crushed corn kernels added to it, a big bowl of slightly blackened steamed corn bread, and then a big bowl of pickles and a big bowl of pickled vegetables. That’s all?
"Tsk tsk, the fool is starting to make trouble now."
"These things on the table were actually pretty good in the 70s. The breakfast they arranged for this time-travel 70s crew is very close to reality."
"...The one upstairs, the name of this program is Dear You."
"What? Are you kidding me? They are wearing such unique clothes. They are not going to shoot a drama. You are telling me it is a romance movie?"
"Some of the current TV dramas are so out of character that the protagonists are invincible and can't be hurt by swords or guns. They can fight hundreds or even thousands of people by themselves."
"The guy above is right. The men in the drama, who all have good acting skills and good looks, are all a bunch of effeminate pretty boys with insufficient yang energy. The delicious fish and meat they eat every day in the drama are all brand new, clean and tidy."
"Those women are even more ridiculous. They put on a full set of exquisite makeup, and not a single hair is out of place. They all look like they are walking on a catwalk in an era when people were hungry and cold..."
In the live broadcast room, the conversation gradually went off track, from the breakfast prepared by Hu Tu to TV dramas, and then to those dramas that obviously made fun of people.
When the guests in the living room saw the things on the table, Xiao Xin's face turned pale, and Xiao Yunji's expression was not much better.
Wu Changping's face darkened, Qian Juan lowered her head and her expression could not be seen, but Yu Xiu's eyes were as calm as water, as if she had already seen nothing.
Lu Mengmeng was so angry that she put down her chopsticks. She came here to work and earn money, not to be played around by this Hu Tu.
When Lu Mengmeng glared at the smiling Hu Tu with angry eyes, Hu Tu raised his right hand and rubbed his fingers openly, and her anger was instantly extinguished by a stream of cold water.
"Fuck, you fool old silver coin, you actually threaten me."
"He doesn't treat us as outsiders at all, does he?"
Lan Xingyue and Lan Xingyu also saw Hu Tu's actions. The brother and sister looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
[What's wrong with this variety show? Why is it that since I entered the village yesterday, nothing is the same as I remembered? ]
Lan Xingyu: Was this Big Brother's idea? Or Hu Tu's idea? How come it's completely different from the script given to me?
Hu Tu asked knowingly: "Teachers, why don't you eat? Are you not satisfied with the breakfast carefully prepared by our program team?"
"If you are not satisfied with the breakfast our program team provided this morning, then you will have to find a way to prepare breakfast tomorrow morning."
As soon as Hu Tu finished speaking, the guests already had a steamed bun in their hands and took turns to get half a bowl of porridge.
Many people find it difficult to swallow such a simple breakfast.
Lan Xingyue took a bite of the steamed bun that looked extremely bad, and chewed it carefully for a few times. It was soft and chewy, with a little sweetness, and it tasted quite good. After finishing one steamed bun in big bites, she picked up another one.
Xiao Xin nibbled on the steamed bread and saw Lan Xingyue finish one and then take another. She looked down on him but praised him:
"Sister, you have a really good appetite. If you really go back to the 70s, you'll probably be able to get used to it. Unlike me, it's all because my mom made me too delicate. I really can't get used to these things."
Lan Xingyue swallowed what was in her mouth and drank another mouthful of porridge before continuing:
"Sister, you were born to be a rich lady, but you switched identities with me by mistake. You, the delicate Miss Xiao, really shouldn't eat these simple coarse grains. It's really unfair for you to participate in the variety show."
"Surprise, I've discovered something. Aren't the two people talking the real and fake daughters who made so much noise a while ago?"
"Yes, that fair-skinned, big-eyed, weak-looking pig-like girl, isn't she the real daughter of the Xiao family, Xiao Xin, who just returned home?"
"Haha, what a piggy girl, she is indeed a rich girl. Look at her elegant posture when eating. It took her several minutes to nibble on a steamed bun the size of a fingernail. She is definitely a rich girl who can't eat."
"Tsk, what a bunch of bullshit, real or fake daughter, compared to the pretentious pig girl, I prefer the little girl who eats the steamed bread with big mouthfuls, she is real and cute."
"That girl is pretty good. I think her name is Lan Xingyue. Look at how open she is. She made no secret of the fact that she swapped identities. I love her and I'm definitely following her."
"I'm curious about the relationship between these two people now? Why are they in the same team?"
"I'm very curious, one is gentle and kind, the other is carefree, how will they get along?"
Xiao Xin started the trouble, Lan Xingyue started the conversation, and with the addition of Lan Xinghui specially arranging people to wait in the live broadcast room to deliberately convey the message, the news of the real and fake daughter was finally brought out again and made public.
Lan Xinghui also bought two trending searches.
Variety show Dear You, Real Daughter VS Fake Daughter
The pretentious real daughter, the cute fake daughter, which one is your favorite
Twenty minutes later, a group of guests gathered in the yard again.
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