After being read, I was really numb
Chapter 34: Hardworking and Simple Talent Show Begins
Hu Tu looked at the group of guests with a smile. Assistant director Lin Chong was also waiting for them with a cardboard box in his hand.
Hu Tu: "Dear guests, our variety show has officially begun today. Now, take out all the treasures you have hidden in your arms and in your pants."
Lu Han pushed the green hat on his head and said to Hu Tu with a playful smile: "Foolish director, are you sure we have to take out all the treasures in our arms and pants?"
Hu Tu bared his teeth: "What do you mean you are not sure? I am sure and certain, hand over all your phones immediately!"
"Goose, goose, goose, I'm dying of laughter."
"Lu Han was so funny. He thought Hu Tu wanted them to take something out."
"Am I the only one who wants to see the treasure that Lu Han mentioned?"
"I want to see it too, especially the big baby in the female guest's arms, hehe..."
"Hehehehe..."
As for confiscating mobile phones at the beginning of the show, it is basically the norm for variety shows, and everyone has been mentally prepared for it.
One by one, the guests took out their mobile phones, turned them off, put them in a sealed bag, marked the opening of the bag, and affixed sealing tape.
Hu Tu put the sealed bag into the box in Lin Chong's hand, sealed the box containing the mobile phone, and then stuffed it into the backpack on Lin Chong's back in front of everyone, locked the zipper with a lock, and finally hung the key around his neck.
...Although this can protect everyone's mobile phones and the secrets inside them very well.
But, there is really no need!
"Excuse me, is this a treasure hunt variety show?"
"No, this is a weird variety show about seeing ghosts. If you don't believe me, look at the expressions of the guests. They look like they have seen a ghost, don't they?"
"Go, go, go, go, the guy upstairs is really observant. It's really fucking weird."
"What do you know? The guests' phones are protected like this. It's our stupid director who is helping them protect their privacy."
"As a public figure, where is the privacy?"
"Why can't public figures have privacy?"
"It's better to protect him. Otherwise, if the gossip boy's nude photos are exposed, how can the victims find an honest person to take over?"
"...Fuck, should an honest person just quietly take over? Shouldn't an honest person let others take over? The person above, you look down on honest people!"
Hu Tu, who was glancing at the live broadcast room while talking, saw that the topic in the live broadcast room had been led astray in just a few words. He hurriedly avoided the camera and directed the staff to rush on and bring the topic back to the original topic.
Hu Tu: "Well, all the guests who have come from afar, welcome to participate in the Hardworking and Simple Talent Show."
Lin Chong pulled Hu Tu, who wanted to continue talking, over and said, "Director, this is a variety show called Dear You, not a show about hard work and simplicity."
"It's so funny, the reputation of being a fool is well-deserved."
"Shocked: The first person in variety shows, as a director, actually changed his name on the spot."
Hutu smiled awkwardly: "Our dear you, you must uphold the traditional virtues of hard work and simplicity, love each other, and help each other."
"Next, you will complete tasks in groups to earn points. Starting from the next meal, you will need to rely on your hard-working hands and your smart brains to find ways to earn your food."
Hu Tu spoke eloquently and the guests listened attentively.
"The method of exchanging points is very simple. You can go to the village to help the villagers with work, help those in need, or look for the points cards we hide in the village, or find food in the mountains on your own."
"We have a wide variety of food here. Whether you can eat it depends on how many points you have."
"Now, after you go get your equipment, you can set off."
They were about to separate. Lan Xingyu looked at Lan Xingyue worriedly, while Lan Xingyue smiled sweetly at him.
[Third brother seems to be worried about me? Hehe, there is no need to worry. Although I didn't live long in my previous life, my master has instilled a lot of good things into my brain. Even if I can't earn points by following Xiao Xin today, I won't starve.]
Lan Xingyu smiled, thinking he was really stupid. His own sister had been a human for three lifetimes. According to the information revealed between the lines of her words, her master in her previous life was a remarkable immortal.
As for the immortals’ skills, even if my sister has only learned a little bit, she is still far beyond the reach of ordinary people.
In short, my sister has nothing to worry about, but I do.
Lan Xingyue collected her equipment at the gate of the courtyard, including an old backpack with a crooked butt, a notched sickle, and an old straw hat.
Looking at other people's equipment, it's almost the same as mine. Director Hu Tu has worked really hard.
Lan Xingyue really didn't know where he found so many crooked backpacks, notched sickles, shovels with notches, hoes with half handles, and hatchets without handles...
As a group of guests were separated into groups, the screen in the live broadcast room was divided into four parts.
The live broadcast room with more than 200,000 viewers was once again divided according to their respective preferences.
Speaking of participating in this variety show, the one who regretted the most among this group of people was Xiao Yunji.
He originally thought that this variety show would be similar to the ones he participated in before, with eating, drinking, singing, and playing games. Considering that he had received a two million yuan salary for four episodes, he generously agreed to Lan Xingyue's two million yuan. He just wanted to get her in front of him and look for an opportunity to gain some favor.
Unexpectedly, he had just arrived at the filming location yesterday and was given a warning by Hu Tu.
Looking at his look today, he has lost all his image. He even has to bring his two burdens with him to earn points to buy food that even dogs would hate. He really regrets it.
Fortunately, his family agreed to help him pay the two million, otherwise he might have vomited three liters of blood.
No matter how hard or tiring life is, you must treat it with gentleness.
In private, Xiao Yunji is a complete trash man, but when facing the screen, he is still very dedicated to maintaining his already dwindling image.
"Xinxin, Yueyue, follow your second brother today. With your second brother, a variety show expert, here, I guarantee you won't go hungry."
Xiao Xin smiled gently: "Thank you, second brother, it's great to have you accompany us, sister, do you think I'm right?"
Lan Xingyue: [Haha, it’s good to have two suckers accompanying me. ]
"Xinxin, you are right. My second brother is a very gentle person. When I was still in the Xiao family, my second brother was the one who treated me the best in the family."
Xiao Yunji was very pleased with Lan Xingyue's words. He didn't expect that in Lan Xingyue's eyes, he was the best person to her.
The three of them walked towards the village while chatting, and the online internet trolls that the Xiao family had hired long ago swarmed into the live broadcast room of "Brother and Sister Love".
They were all rubbing their hands, ready to show their fangs, praising Xiao Xin and stepping on Lan Xingyue, trying to get more hot searches for the real daughter.
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