Siheyuan: Sending the whole courtyard to jail at the beginning

Sijiu City, Nanluogu Lane.

At the entrance of the alley, a tall figure walked slowly with stealthy steps, and nearby residents and passers-by couldn't help but look over.

He is tall, with a broad back and strong arms, like a little giant, strong and towering, exuding a majestic aura.

He has deep facial features, sword-like eyebrows, eyes like stars, neat short hair, bronze skin, and exudes irresistible masculine charm.

He was wearing a dark green military uniform with a golden medal and a bright red flower shining on his chest, looking solemn and majestic.

How could such a tall, strong, handsome man with a prominent identity not attract attention when he suddenly appeared?

The old people nearby never took their eyes off the military uniform and the shining red star. Their eyes were full of reminiscence and nostalgia. Looking at him, it was as if they saw themselves when they were young and serving in the army.

The uncles and aunts nearby never took their eyes off the big red flower. "It's time for the soldiers to retire again. Will my children be home soon?"

The eyes of the children nearby were full of admiration. "When I grow up, I want to be like this uncle, join the army and become a brave soldier defending my country!"

The young girls and wives nearby never took their eyes off his handsome face and strong figure; their cheeks flushed and their eyes were full of love.

His peers nearby were looking at the glittering military medals with a mixture of envy and jealousy. Although they didn't know what rank the man was, with so many medals, his job rank must be high. Add to that his demeanor and aura, he was definitely an official.

But this guy looks to be in his early twenties. Isn't he too young?

But where is this? This is the Forbidden City, the capital, where the country's elites gather! So most people are just surprised, not too shocked.

The man was carrying a huge military backpack with bedding and a washbasin tied to the back, and a large bag in each hand. None of the three bags was small, and they looked extremely heavy. Each one must have weighed several dozen kilograms, but the man seemed to be carrying it effortlessly, without even blushing or panting. People couldn't help but be secretly surprised at his strength.

Courtyard No. 95, Nanluogu Lane.

The man stopped and looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar courtyard with a sigh.

"I never thought that I, Lin Beijun, could come back alive."

As if he thought of something interesting, Lin Beijun's mouth curled up and he smiled evilly.

"After five years of fighting, it's time for me to come back and enjoy myself!"

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Lin Beijun looked at the test tube in his hand with a complicated expression, not knowing whether to be happy or sad. "Hey, how great would it be if you had appeared a few years earlier? Then my father and mother would... cough cough cough~"

He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lungs and started coughing violently. His cough was so severe that his face turned pale. This body had accompanied him as a soldier for five years, and although he had made countless contributions, it was already riddled with holes.

"Gudong~"

Without thinking any more, he pulled out the cork and drank it in one gulp.

"It's sweet and bubbly, a bit like Korra?"

Lin Beijun couldn't tell whether he missed it because he hadn't had it for so long.

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"Oh my god, I can understand the first 9, but what the hell is this 'King of Looks' at the end?" Lin Beijun was confused.

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Don't mention it, when Yan Wang puts on a suit, his every move makes people's legs go weak, his slightly hoarse bass voice, and the hormones of a mature man are simply overwhelming. Think of Liu Huaqiang, the ruthless gangster brother in Conquest, think of the righteous and domineering warden Jin Hai in New World, and Li Chengyang in Anti-gang Storm.

That aura is absolutely unmatched, no matter whether he is good or evil. Of course, his role as a gangster boss is the most impressive.

Lin Beijun curled his lips. Since he had made the choice, he might as well make it. He believed that with his good foundation, he would not become disabled no matter what.

"Comrade, who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for your uncle!"

"Hey? Why are you cursing like that?"

"Well???"

Lin Beijun replied almost subconsciously while he was angry, then he was stunned and turned his head to look in confusion.

At the gate of the courtyard, a skinny middle-aged man wearing a pair of worn glasses, with a somewhat literary yet somewhat mercenary temperament, was glaring at him with a dark face.

Yan Bu was so arrogant. Didn't he just see that the man was well dressed and carrying a lot of bags to see if he could take advantage of him? If he didn't want to give it to her, then he didn't want to give it to her. Why was he scolding her?

Yan Bugui: "Humph, I, Yan Laoxi, guard the door. I pluck the feathers of the geese that pass by, and leave the skins of the beasts that leave. If you don't give me an explanation today and don't leave something behind, don't even think about passing through this door!"

Seeing that mercenary look and the pair of thieving eyes staring at his bag, Lin Beijun suddenly laughed.

Damn, this familiar feeling, familiar person~

"Oh my~ Isn't this my dear Third Uncle? Don't you recognize me? I'm Lin Beijun, your good student, haha."

He emphasized the word "good student" very seriously, and it was obvious that there was a story behind it.

Yan Bugui was the youngest of the three uncles in charge of the courtyard. He was his neighbor, his elementary school teacher, and one of the people in the courtyard who entertained him.

Well~ everyone in this courtyard is his enemy for entertainment.

"Lin, Lin Beijun? Are you Lin Beijun?"

Upon hearing the name, Yan Bugui was a little confused at first, and then his small green eyes suddenly widened with shock and disbelief, mixed with a hint of disgust and fear.

All the good, bad, proud, angry, and other things from the past are rapidly emerging from the ocean of memory.

"You, didn't you die in the battle? You, are you a human or a ghost?" Yan Bugui asked with some horror, and his look was extremely funny.

Hearing Yan Bugui say this, Lin Beijun smiled wickedly, "Oh, if you say so, then I am a ghost, and I am here to take your life!"

Yan Bugui was frightened, but he was a teacher after all, and he didn't believe in ghosts and gods. He laughed awkwardly, "Well, Xiaojun, it was Uncle San who said the wrong thing."

"Haha, OK, Uncle, you can play here by yourself first. I'll go home first and come to see you later."

After saying this, he no longer paid attention to Yan Bugui, who was still disheveled in the wind and lost in a brainstorm, and walked towards the yard laughing.

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【Less one point is to leave some room for others to survive. 】

Hahaha, seeing his improved appearance, Lin Beijun felt better.

Do you know where this is? This is the world of "Birds in the Courtyard"!

Yes, Lin Beijun is not a native of this era.

He crossed!

Don't be surprised, after all, time travel has long been a very popular and common thing, right?

Why is "Love in the Courtyard" called "Birds in the Courtyard"?

In fact, it’s not just Lin Beijun. Anyone who has watched the drama will call him that.

The people in this drama seem to be very friendly and have a warm relationship with their daily lives, but in reality they are filled with all kinds of love, hate, and grudges, and there are constant unexpected events.

Under the banner of 'truth, goodness and beauty', they do 'false, ugly and evil' things. They seem to be as close as a family in the courtyard, but in fact they are all selfish people, each with their own wishful thinking, a group of despicable people who engage in thieves and prostitutes.

Good people are not good, stupid people are really stupid, bad people are too bad, and treacherous people are even more treacherous. This is the summary of this drama.

Good people don’t get rewarded, but bad people can live happily all their lives.

It destroyed many people's worldview, caused them to curse the show, and abandoned it, not daring to finish watching it.

However, would Lin Beijun, who is familiar with the plot, has lived two lives, and has experienced countless times in the hail of bullets, be afraid of this?

Haha, these are nothing more than his toys and grudges.

Here we have: the Supreme Lord of Morality, the sanctimonious hypocrite, the courtyard house, the eldest uncle, Yi Zhonghai!

The official’s power is mighty, the father is kind and the son is filial, the courtyard, the second master, Liu Haizhong!

Unparalleled in calculation, master of money saving, courtyard house, third uncle, Yan Bugui!

The White Lotus of the Golden Age·The Green Tea Queen·Siheyuan·Young Widow·Qin Huairu!

The Undead Summoning Wizard·Addiction to Painkillers·Siheyuan·Old Widow·Jia Zhang!

The ungrateful wolf king, climbing walls and flying over rooftops, stealing chickens and dogs, the thief saint of the courtyard, Jia Bang!

The family has been licking widows for generations. They are stupid and rich. They are cruel and ruthless. They are the god of war in the Siheyuan. They are the biggest enemy in the Siheyuan. He Yuzhu!

He does nothing good and does all kinds of bad things. He specializes in stealing other people's wives. He has lost all morals and is a real villain. The eunuch in charge of the courtyard house, Xu Damao!

besides.......

'Although he no longer has a mobile phone or computer, and no longer has short videos of young ladies in uniforms and black stockings, nor can he watch the thousands of classics on his computer... and now his exciting military career with gunfire and rain of bullets has ended, but with all these beasts in this courtyard, how can he be lonely? '

'Everyone in this courtyard is talented, and they are all top-notch. They speak in a pleasant and funny way, and they do things beautifully. I like it here very much!

Gagaψ(｀?′)ψ~'!