Siheyuan: Sending the whole courtyard to jail at the beginning

"We ordinary people are so happy today~~~"

Lin Beijun walked towards the yard with a step that showed he didn't care about anyone, humming a little tune.

[Ding~ Congratulations to the host, you have successfully frightened and angered Yan Bugui. Because the host has not teased Yan Bugui for five years, and he is also the first person that the host has angered since returning to the Siheyuan today, a critical hit has occurred, and the reward has been doubled!!!]

[Rewards: 1. ＜Basic Fishing Technique＞ is doubled to → ＜Advanced Fishing Technique＞! 2. ＜Basic Calligraphy＞ is doubled to → ＜Advanced Calligraphy＞! ]

[I hope the host will continue to work hard today! Create more brilliance! Throw flowers??ヽ(°▽°)ノ?]

'!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノWow!!! This is also possible? Why didn't it happen before? Do I have to start making people angry from now on?'

The sudden reward made Lin Beijun surprised and happy.

Unfortunately, the system did not give him any response or explanation.

Lin Beijun pondered secretly. Return to the courtyard today? Continue to work hard today? Does that mean that as long as you do bad things to the people in the courtyard today, you will be rewarded? Don't let it go in the future.

Next to the hanging flower gate leading to the front yard from the outer courtyard, a boy of about ten years old was peeing on the pile of firewood. If you say you want to pee, then just pee. But you are bending over furtively, glancing at a house not far away, with a sly smile on your face as if you have succeeded in your conspiracy, are you afraid that others don't know that you are doing something bad?

Just by looking at the side profile, Lin Beijun guessed who this was in the play.

He has a bowl-cut haircut, wears neat clothes, and looks fair and plump. Who else could it be but Jia Banggeng, the mean and ungrateful wolf king of the old Jia family in the Siheyuan?

How can this kid be a child from a poor family? If you don't know him, you might think he is the child of an official.

I can only praise him for having a good mother and a "silly uncle" who raised him well.

"Hey, what are you doing kid?"

A sudden shout scared Jia Banggeng so much that he stopped peeing. He immediately retracted his penis, picked up his pants and ran away, leaving a large wet spot on his pants. It was not known whether he had not finished peeing or he had peed again because he was scared.

"Hahahaha." Looking at Jia Banggeng's embarrassed look, Lin Beijun stopped laughing.

[Ding~ The host successfully scared Jia Banggeng, reward: Agility +1! ]

The reward reappeared, and Lin Beijun was very happy. Doing bad things was his forte, especially doing bad things to the birds in this courtyard, and he did it without any psychological burden.

It’s a pity that there is no double critical hit reward this time.

Continue walking in, through the outer courtyard, and into the front yard. As soon as you enter, you will see a middle-aged woman in her forties or fifties wearing patched clothes and a beautiful woman in her twenties or twenty-three or four wearing a red flowered jacket standing at the door of the first house. They are working at the door of their house.

"Hey, isn't this my third aunt? Playing in the water in the middle of winter? Is it fun? Tsk tsk, look at all the patches on your body. Why is my third uncle so stingy? How many years have you been wearing this clothes? He didn't even buy you a new one."

"Who is this beautiful sister? Could it be that my third uncle is out there and his long-lost eldest daughter has come to find him? Haha..."

Li Beijun had an extremely bright smile on his face, and he kept muttering, without stopping for a moment, and continued to walk straight inside. His goal was to make the two people in front of him unable to fight back, and could only stare at him in anger.

"Mom, who is this person?" Yu Li looked at the man walking away with suspicion, her heart full of questions. She couldn't help but turn around and asked her mother-in-law who was also bewildered.

"I don't know him either?" The third aunt was confused by her daughter-in-law's question. She rubbed her eyes and stared at the tall figure that gradually disappeared from her sight. She muttered to herself, "Who is this? Why don't I have any impression of him..."

"Ah, you don't know him either? Then why would he call you Third Aunt?" Yu Li felt more and more strange, her brows furrowed tightly, unable to figure it out, and fell into deep thought.

'No reward? It seems that I didn't piss off or scare the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. What a failure. If I had known, I wouldn't have walked so fast. I should have teased them.'

On the other hand, Lin Beijun felt a little depressed that he did not receive any reward from the system even after walking a long way and his prank failed.

But it’s not a big problem. I can just come up with a more interesting idea next time.

......

Stepping into the central courtyard, Lin Beijun's eyes were attracted by the pool in the center. Beside the pool, a group of aunts, grannies, young girls and young wives were gathered together. Some of them were squatting, washing the clothes in their hands attentively; others stood up, gently waving the brush in their hands, carefully scrubbing various daily necessities.

These women chatted while they worked. The topics covered everything from family matters to neighborhood anecdotes to village news. Everyone was able to participate and express their own unique insights. The atmosphere was lively with laughter and joy.

When Lin Beijun walked in, the originally noisy scene suddenly became quiet, and everyone's eyes were like spotlights, all cast on him.

Seeing the familiar and unfamiliar faces, Lin Beijun's eyes lit up and he shouted happily, "Hey, are you all here?"

"Auntie, long time no see. Haha, have you given birth to a child? Are you and Uncle Yi still extinct?"

"Auntie, is that you? My dear, I haven't seen you for years. How come you have aged so much? Your face is full of wrinkles. You look like you are in your seventies or eighties. I can hardly recognize you."

"Oh, Jia Zhang, you old hag are still alive? Oh my god, why are you as fat as a pig? Can you still walk? If you don't know, you would think it's a pig standing up, haha~"

When he saw the pretty figures standing out among the crowd, Lin Beijun smiled even more brightly.

"Hey, isn't this my sister-in-law from the Jia family? Tsk, tsk, tsk, I haven't seen you for five years. If I hadn't looked closely, I would have thought you were some middle-aged woman. How come you've aged so much? Your figure has also changed, but it's still plump enough."

Four sentences, insulting four people, every sentence is heart-piercing, and it hurts them to death, and it hurts them the most! The main point is a sharp tongue!

Several people were confused for a while, and obviously did not react, nor did they recognize who was talking. Slowly, their faces turned blue and purple, which was extremely ugly.

Especially Jia Zhang, as the tyrant of the courtyard and the poison master of the courtyard, how could she bear such anger? She was about to rush over and point at the man's nose and curse him, but unfortunately Lin Beijun had already passed through the middle courtyard and left.

Only the confused crowd was left.

"God damn it, who is this uneducated little beast?"

The old hag, Jia Zhang, was unable to point her finger at people and curse them, but she felt so suffocated that she felt like she couldn't breathe, and her face was twisted with anger.

"I don't know? I'm wondering too, but I think this person looks familiar. Wait for me to think about it..."

"I see. This seems to be the second son of the old Lin family in the backyard, Lin Beijun, right?"

The second aunt, the wife with bangs, suddenly spoke loudly, her dead fish eyes fixed on Lin Beijun's leaving back, and she insisted.

Or rather, the person who knows you best is your enemy.

She would recognize Lin Yanwang, the King of Hell who was holding two kitchen knives and wanted to kill her whole family, even if he turned into ashes!

"Ah? Lin Beijun? How is this possible? Didn't he die in the battle?"

"Yeah, why is this bastard Wan Ying'er back?"

"Alas~ Now that this troublemaker has returned, it seems like there will be no peace in our courtyard."

"Who said it wasn't? This is such an annoying thing."

"This damned bastard, it's true that good people don't live long and evil will be passed down for thousands of years."

"Who is that Lin Beijun? Why does it seem like everyone is afraid of him?"

"You don't even know him? Oh, you just moved here, so it's normal that you don't know him. Just listen to me..."

Everyone immediately started talking at once, some were cursing Lin Beijun with dark faces, some were saying bad things about Lin Beijun, only one person looked at Lin Beijun with a different expression.

That was the young widow of the Jia family, Qin Huairu. She stared at the disappearing majestic figure with a dazed look in her eyes, "Oh my God, there is such a handsome and strong man in the world? I really want to..."

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[Ding~ The host successfully pissed off an old lady, reward: 10 yuan! ]

[Ding~ The host has successfully angered Auntie Er, reward: recipe "38 Ways to Cook Eggs"! ]

[Ding~ The host has successfully angered Jia Zhang, reward: Jia Zhang's little secret! ]

"Damn, only three people are mad? Where's Qin Huairu? I'm so mean to this young widow, but she's not angry at all? Tsk, this old lady is worthless."

Lin Beijun couldn't figure it out. After seeing the reward, he looked even more disgusted. Only ten yuan, too little, right? How to cook eggs? He didn't like to eat eggs, but he was a little interested in Jia Zhang's little secret.

"Bang~"

The family at the backyard suddenly slammed the door shut, startling Lin Beijun.

Looking up, it was the house of the deaf old lady, an old lady with supernatural powers. What supernatural powers did she have? The supernatural power of "ears". She could hear everything she wanted to hear, and could hear nothing when she didn't want to hear.

A selfish and vicious person forced the old lady.

"Heh~" Lin Beijun sneered disdainfully and ignored the old lady who suddenly had hysteria.

In other words, he had long been immune to the evil deeds and bad words of the animals in this yard.

After all, his character in this courtyard is that of a person who is hated by everyone and disliked by dogs!

No one wanted to pay attention to him. When they saw him, they treated him as a plague god and stayed away from him.

Why? Is Lin Beijun a bad guy who has committed heinous crimes?

No, it really isn’t, the reason is very simple, two words - hatred!

Thinking of this, Lin Beijun stared at the family on the right side of the back room. The smile on his face disappeared, his expression became extremely cold, and his eyes were full of hatred and resentment.

Although he had some grudges with most of the birds in this courtyard, they were all minor grudges. But this family was different. This family was his biggest enemy in this courtyard, no, in this life!

It's a life-and-death enemy where it's either you or him!

That is——Liu Haizhong family!

Logically speaking, the two families are close neighbors and see each other every day, so their relationship should be very good. After all, there is an old saying that goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.

But the fact is just the opposite. Why did Lin Beijun travel to this world?

He came here because the original owner slipped on the ice at the door of his house when he went out to the toilet in winter, hit the back of his head and died.

No one would pour water at someone else's door. Aren't they afraid of something happening? Who would be responsible if someone fell down? Even less so at home! So, it's obviously man-made!

And the only family in this courtyard who could do such a thing to his family and have such a deep hatred for him is Liu Haizhong's family, no other family.

It’s a pity that he has no evidence, but does this matter require evidence?

In the original owner's memory, Liu Haizhong's family had always treated their family with cold eyes, acting as if they owed them something every day, and they had done many disgusting things to their family.

Things that the Lin family put outside the house were either lost every two or three days or broke inexplicably. There was often a strong smell of urine at the door. When the Lin family was resting, the Liu family would deliberately make a lot of noise to disturb the quiet. And the gossip about the Lin family in the courtyard was basically spread by the Liu family, which was extremely disgusting.

The three boys from the Liu family had been bullying Lin Beijun since they were young, and the five children from the two families often fought each other.

The original owner used to be a coward, and was bullied by the three Liu brothers every day. The eldest brother basically took him, the coward who was a drag, with him, and they fought one against three all day long, and his body was often covered with bruises.

That's miserable.

Lin Beijun asked his family why the Liu family treated them like this?

The answer is...

(Guess what?)