Siheyuan, don't yell at me
Chapter 21 Warming up
He Daqing looked at Liu Lan, who seemed to have lost her soul, and tried to comfort her in a gentle voice.
"Don't be afraid, sister. It's not a big deal.
Don't worry, your cousin He is here to take care of you.
Just follow my instructions, I can solve this problem in two days at most.
By the way, have you ever gotten a marriage certificate with that gambler?"
Seeing Liu Lan shook her head, He Daqing came up with an idea.
This is also the situation of most couples. How can the Marriage Law, which was only promulgated last year, be implemented so quickly?
Many people don’t even know there is such a thing as a marriage certificate. They just have a banquet to have some fun and think of it as a marriage.
"Big sister, let's talk while we walk.
You, just listen to my arrangements.
Today, I will find you an old aunt’s house, you can stay there for two days...”
He Daqing led Liu Lan to the courtyard where Jinhua Matchmaker lived, and saw from a distance that Jinhua Matchmaker was chatting with an old woman.
"Stop talking nonsense, old bitch. I have something to talk to you about.
This is my cousin. She plans to stay at your house for a few days. Please clean up the side room."
When Jinhua the matchmaker heard this, she became furious.
"Mr. He, my daughter still has to live in my room..."
"Damn it, I didn't say I was going to occupy your house.
If I want to occupy your house, I'll at least occupy your main house. It's useless to occupy the side room.
I'm just staying for a few days, damn it, you're giving me this honor, right?"
"Master He, look at what you said, it doesn't matter if I stay for a few days, it doesn't matter.
Even if you stay for a month, it’s no big deal.”
"Okay, then stay for a month."
Jinhua the matchmaker had a gloomy face. This damn He Dalu really knew how to strike when the opportunity arose.
"Hey, isn't this Sister Liu Lan?
Mr. He, how come I didn't know that you had this marriage?"
"Damn it, stop asking about Grandpa's affairs.
Let’s go into the house first.
Damn it, you were the one who introduced my cousin to someone new.
You are a black-hearted old bitch, pushing my cousin into the fire pit. "
"Oh, Master He, I am so wronged.
How could I have known that guy would become addicted to gambling? He turned out to be a decent person..."
The ear room of Jinhua Matchmaker was quite clean, obviously having been cleaned for a long time.
He Daqing was quite satisfied with this. Although the tables and chairs were a little broken, at least they could be used.
He Daqing was busy with transportation in the early morning and stayed busy until after noon, and he didn't even have a chance to eat a hot meal.
After going out for a while, he came back with a few fried cakes and an oil paper bag in his other hand.
On the table there was a roast chicken, some fried cakes, a plate of peanuts and a bottle of wine.
He Daqing invited Liu Lan and Jinhua the matchmaker to the table as well. He took on all the responsibilities implicitly and implicitly, which made Liu Lan feel relieved.
The matchmaker Jinhua was also there to make fun of He Daqing, bragging about his abilities.
Liu Lan held a chicken leg that He Daqing had forced upon her and ate it in small bites. She finally felt a little more energetic.
He Daqing kicked Jinhua the matchmaker lightly under the table and gave her a wink.
Damn it, stop just eating and drinking, pour some wine for my cousin.
Jinhua the matchmaker rubbed her hands and gave He Daqing a look.
It’s okay to pour wine, but it has to be good for something.
Seeing He Daqing nod, Jinhua Matchmaker took the wine bottle and poured some for herself first.
"Hey, it's very cold today, I want to drink something to warm myself up.
Sister Liu, from now on, you will live here with me.
That bastard gambler doesn't dare to come here and act wildly. Your Aunt Jinhua is not someone you can easily mess with.
Come, have a drink with me.
Just a little, just a little, I'll give you a toast...
Good, refreshing, eat the food, eat the food, press it down~"
He Daqing watched with a smile and toasted Liu Lan as well.
Liu Lan only took two sips before she felt a little dazed and started talking drunkenly.
"Auntie, my life is so hard~
Because of that gambler, I borrowed all the money from my mother's family and made my father so angry that he died.
Woohoo~”
As Liu Lan spoke, he took another sip of wine.
He Daqing responded to Liu Lan's words softly and gave a wink to Jinhua the matchmaker.
Old nosy woman, why don’t you just get out of here?
If you delay my good deeds, I will be angry with you.
Jinhua the Matchmaker stood up.
"Sister Liu, I'm going to the toilet first and will be back soon. You can drink with Master He first."
When He Daqing saw Jinhua the matchmaker leave the door, he stood up and locked the door behind him.
"Cousin, you are drunk. Let's not drink. I will help you to rest for a while."
"I, I'm not drunk~
Brother He, you are so kind to me. This roast chicken is so delicious~
I haven’t eaten roast chicken in years~”
"That's nothing. I'll make you braised pork next time~"
He Daqing hugged Liu Lan and sat on the kang.
“Ding~
System task release~
Sitting still, He Daqing~
As a person with morals and bottom line, you will never take advantage of others.
Mission reward, skill book, a copy of Gentleman's Swordsmanship."
He Daqing was furious when he suddenly received such a task.
Damn it, the mission reward is the martial arts secret book that I want most.
But then again, where do my morals come from? Have I ever had a bottom line?
It’s better not to learn this crappy gentleman sword technique.
"Cousin Liu Lan, you feel a little cold, let me warm you up..."
An hour later, He Daqing walked out of the room with a cigarette in his mouth and a satisfied look on his face.
Jinhua the matchmaker had been waiting outside the door for a long time and came forward rubbing her hands.
He Daqing was in a very good mood and became more generous in his spending.
“Golden Flower, old nosy woman, today’s matter has been properly handled.
I left a few feet of cloth in the house. You can make two pieces of clothing, one for yourself and one for my cousin Liu Lan.
I'm going out to do something, you should serve the people in the house well..."
He Daqing's original plan was to play some tricks on Liu Lan and then teach that gambler a lesson.
But just after the show, He Daqing changed his mind.
Liu Lan's cousin is not only a hidden talent, she is also very beautiful and has an amazing figure.
Damn it, is this gambler really qualified to play tricks on my cousin Liu Lan?
This matter still has to fall on the monkey's shoulders. After all, all kinds of people in this area give the monkey some face.
But the monkey thing doesn't get along well with me, He Dalu.
He Daqing rolled his eyes and came up with an idea.
They went to Zhu Dabiao's door with good wine and food, and Zhu Dabiao was punching and kicking a wooden man.
"Old Zhu, stop using your fists.
I've brought some good wine and food, let's call Er Gou and Monkey, let's have a good drink."
Zhu Dabiao's nose twitched a few times and his face was full of joy.
"Big Donkey, are you burning the pig follicles that I, Zhu, love to eat?
Haha, that’s great.
I'll ask someone to call Ergou and Monkey, and we'll go up and have a drink first.
That’s right, you naughty donkey, do you have anything else to trouble me, Old Zhu, for?
Let me make it clear first, I, Old Zhu, can eat as much wine and meat as I want.
But I will never do anything immoral..."
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