Siheyuan, don't yell at me

He Daqing spent a lot of money this time, spending more than 2,000 resentment points to purchase a large batch from the system store.

I bought four packs of Huazi, two bottles of Moutai, and some chicken, duck, fish and meat.

I also went to the butcher's and bought a pig follicle.

He also cooked five delicious dishes himself.

Old Pig, Er Gou and Monkey had never seen such a scene before.

Even if the three of them had some spare money, they would never dare to dream of being so generous.

The four of them ate and drank happily.

After having a good meal and a good drink, He Daqing brought up his own affairs.

Lao Zhu and Er Gou had no objections, but Monkey's face changed.

If Lao Zhu mentioned this to Er Gou, I might consider it.

He Dalu is nothing. Grandpa uses the monkey stealing peach trick to deal with people like He Dalu.

The monkey twisted his mouth, slapped the table, and started cursing:

"Damn it, who do you think you are? You are just a stinky cook, and you dare to order me around?

That bastard gambler is my friend. If you want to punish him, where will I put my face?"

Zhu Dabiao's face also changed, and he opened his mouth to scold:

"Monkey, you bastard, try hitting the table again?

The big donkey serves you good food and wine, but it still makes you do bad things?

I'm giving you face, right? You dare to slam the table in my room.

Come on, let's go to the yard and practice."

Ergou quickly acted as a peacemaker.

"Calm down, old pig, calm down.

The monkey didn't mean that, he just had a bad drinking habit.

Monkey, why don't you apologize to Master Pig? "

The Old Pig really came from a family of martial artists and had many fellow martial artists under his command. The Monkey did not dare to offend any of them and immediately spoke softly to the Old Pig.

"Master Pig, I said something wrong, please don't take it to heart."

Lao Zhu was saved and his expression eased a little.

He uttered a "humph" and stopped talking.

He Daqing also knew about the dirty tricks between the few of them, and he had to rely on himself to handle this matter.

I just asked Lao Zhu and Er Gou to be witnesses.

He Daqing laughed and spoke.

"Monkey, I won't say any polite words, it's just a waste of saliva.

Let's see what's going on in the courtyard."

After hearing this, the monkey was not afraid at all. He walked out of the door with He Daqing with a grin on his face.

He knows exactly what kind of person He Dalu is.

He learned a few wrestling moves from a fake performer on the street, and relied on his strong body to gain the upper hand.

It’s okay to bully a greenhorn, but that’s all.

I'm not bragging, I'm just that stupid.

He can't even touch the corner of my clothes. I'll crush your balls today.

Lao Zhu and Er Gou also followed out with a smile, thinking it was fun to watch the fun.

He Daqing stood in the middle of the yard and shouted at the monkey.

"Monkey, today, Old Pig and Er Gou will be witnesses.

If you lose, you have to do what I asked you to do carefully~"

The monkey smiled disdainfully.

"Oh, just because of you, a slutty ass?

I agree. If you lose, you have to cook for me for a month, every meal must contain meat, and no meal should be the same twice~"

"Okay, Grandpa agreed.

Monkey, try my trick, fishing for the moon from the bottom of the sea~"

The monkey dodged nimbly with some disdain on his face.

Humph, what a big donkey, what a big donkey.

That's it? That's it?

Just when he was about to mock He Dalu, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his baby.

He Daqing's monkey stealing peaches is a master-level martial art. There is no way to hide from the monkey's small tricks.

He Daqing grinned and pinched the monkey's treasure, laughing loudly.

"Monkey, do you accept it?

How about my trick of catching the moon from the bottom of the sea?

Isn't it a hundred times better than you, the monkey, stealing peaches?"

The monkey grimaced in pain.

"Stupid ass, let go of grandpa.

I don't accept it. You are cheating and launching a sneak attack.

Damn it, you stole your grandfather's skills~"

He Daqing let go of the monkey and his mouth twitched.

"Hehe, I'm trying to catch the moon from the bottom of the sea, which is completely different from your monkey stealing peaches~

Monkey, you don't agree, right?

Come on, Grandpa will make you convinced today."

The monkey didn't wait for He Daqing to finish speaking. He gritted his teeth and used the trick of a monkey stealing peaches to rush towards He Daqing's treasure.

Damn it, never mind, I’ll just get my revenge first.

It seemed as if He Daqing had expected the monkey to use this trick, and he also used the same trick of the monkey stealing the peach to reach out to the monkey.

The monkey's hand was much shorter than He Daqing's. Before he could reach He Daqing, his treasure gave a familiar cry.

The sadness of Dandan made Monkey heartbroken, just like the widow Chen, whom he had secretly loved for many years, whose face became rosy after being nourished by He Dalu.

This time He Daqing increased his strength a little, and the monkey twisted into a ball due to the pain.

"Monkey, I just used a little strength and you are paralyzed? Why are you so careless?

Let me ask you one more question, do you accept it?"

The monkey took a long time to relax, then stood up tremblingly, with a twisted corner of his mouth, showing his final stubbornness.

"If you don't accept it, Grandpa won't accept it. If you do it again, I will crush your balls~"

Three seconds later.

"Ah~"

Familiar recipe, familiar taste, familiar cry~

Monkey's balls are sad again~

No matter how the monkey jumped left and right, He Daqing always held it firmly.

"Are you satisfied?"

"I don't agree~"

"Ah~"

"Are you satisfied?"

“I accept. I accept.

Damn it, let go, let go, my baby can’t stand it anymore~"

Lao Zhu and Er Gou stood far away, both of them with their buttocks sticking out and their legs squeezed together.

It was snowing heavily, and there were still a few beads of sweat on his forehead.

Damn, the monkey's agility was controlled by He Dalu.

If I go up instead, wouldn't that be giving He Dalu an egg?

Lao Zhu and Er Gou stepped forward and acted as peacemakers.

"Brothers, stop here and don't hurt the relationship. Let's go inside and have some wine and meat~"

"Yes, yes, yes, don't hurt the relationship.

Big Donkey, you are such a dishonest kid, you still have some hidden tricks..."

The monkey admitted his mistake, and there was no further trouble regarding the matter raised by He Daqing.

In a remote courtyard, a gambler watched others gamble, his hands itching to play.

Damn it, Liu Lan, you slut, just wait and see how I’m going to deal with you when I get home tonight.

Do you really think I’m too weak to do anything to you?

I'm going to bring back a bottle of liquor today and I'm going to paralyze you.

You bitch, the money you earn is not even enough to fill my teeth.

We have to find a way to let the bitch receive customers with the door half-closed. That makes money faster.

Considering Liu Lan's figure, I'll go out and promote her more, and I guarantee there will be a lot of guests.

The gambler would dance with joy and beam with delight when he thought of something exciting.

The monkey kicked the gambler.

"You idiot gambler, come with me to the second floor. We are short of one person, come and make up the number."

The gambler agreed without a second thought.

"Okay, Monkey, I can play any card. You're right to find me~"

The gambler didn't care whether he had money or not and went upstairs.

He had seen Ergou sitting in the room.

He also knew He Daqing. Wasn't he the ugly flat-faced guy who pinched his testicles this afternoon?

Good, ugly flat-faced guy.

Today, I will kill you at the gambling table without leaving any trace of you, and sell your children, daughters, and wife~