Siheyuan, don't yell at me
Chapter 24 Monkey's Scheme
He Daqing had a great time as he didn't go home for the whole night.
But when he thought of Qin Huairu at home, He Daqing felt a headache again.
Just then, early in the morning, He Daqing returned home carrying a large sack.
"Wife, are you cooking?
Why are you ignoring me?
I got drunk last night and fell asleep at my friend's house."
"Hmph~
Do you still remember to come back?
What wild woman were you fooling around with?"
"Hey, I'm a grown man, drinking a little is no big deal.
Besides, which wild woman is as beautiful as you?
All my thoughts and energy are focused on you, so how can I have the time to mess around with other women?
Silly Zhu, I'm talking to your mother, why are you laughing so foolishly?
Get out of the way."
He Yuzhu said hesitantly:
"Dad, I have already made an appointment with my uncles and uncles. I will go to the steel mill to work today."
Only then did He Daqing look He Yuzhu in the eye.
Well, he is my son after all.
I was so busy playing with women that I was indeed a little negligent.
"Yeah, Dad knows.
If you tell me your father's name, no one in the cafeteria will dare to bully you.
By the way, there are some of our relatives in the cafeteria.
Her name is Liu Lan. She is my cousin. You should call her aunt.
If you don’t understand something, ask your cousin.
Also, if anyone bullies your cousin, just kick his balls in. Got it?
Go, go, I have something to say to your mother~
Wife, guess what's in this sack?"
"What is it?"
"Hehe, that's incredible.
Let’s go inside and talk about it, this is a treasure.”
He Daqing pulled Qin Huairu and went into the inner room.
Qin Huairu quickly pushed He Daqing away.
"Master, in broad daylight, I, I won't do it. How can I face people in the future~"
"Hey, you bitch, you think about that beautiful thing every day.
I brought a new quilt, let's put it on and try it out."
"Hiss~
quilt?"
Qin Huairu took a breath and was a little shocked.
Nowadays, most people have thatched straw under their beds.
The quilts they covered themselves with were stuffed with reed fluff, willow fluff, poplar fluff and the like.
When I go to bed at night, I cover myself with a quilt, clothes and pants, and it's barely enough.
When I sleep, I dare not move at all. As soon as I move, I feel the cold wind blowing in.
"Master, this quilt is really soft, it must be comfortable to cover yourself with.
This color is so beautiful, it must have cost a lot of money, right? "
"Hey, it doesn't matter what the money is, I'm happy to spend it on you.
As long as you are happy, it's almost time, I have to go to work, will you go out with me today?"
When talking about driving, Qin Huairu's face was full of joy again.
All the income from carrying passengers on the road belongs to her, so how could she not be happy?
The charcoal cart was shaking, and Qin Huairu, who was riding in it, always became particularly talkative and chattered non-stop.
"Master, I'm afraid you don't know.
That wicked old woman, Jia Zhang, has never treated me well.
He speaks ill of me everywhere and even says sarcastic things to my face.
And there is Jia Dongxu, who is lazy and loves to gamble. As soon as he gets off work, he would poke his head into our room and the look in his eyes when he looked at me was so scary.
Neither of these mother and son are good people. Fortunately, I followed you.
I heard that Jia Zhang asked someone to find a matchmaker for Jia Dongxu.
Alas, I don’t know which girl would fall into the fire pit of the Jia family.”
He Daqing's face was also full of anger.
"Damn it, these two are itching again.
Don't worry, I'll have someone teach them a lesson later.
Humph, Jia Dongxu looks like he will die young. It’s better for him not to harm others.
As long as I, He Daqing, am here, he will never be able to find a wife in his lifetime."
Qin Huairu's heart trembled when she heard this, and she quickly said:
"Master, you, you are not going to steal my place again, are you? I am your legitimate wife."
"Haha, if I were as pretty as you, I would marry another one.
By the way, didn’t you dream that you could drive?
Sit on me and I will teach you how to drive..."
He Daqing also had a sudden idea that if he could teach Qin Huairu how to drive, there would be so many benefits.
In the future, for some less important tasks, I can just let Qin Huairu drive the car, and I will have time to do other things.
However, considering Qin Huairu's clumsy behavior, it would probably take at least a few months.
Just like yesterday, He Daqing completed the transportation task ahead of schedule and left work early amid the scolding of the transportation team leader.
As for deducting wages, He Daqing didn't care at all.
I'm not short of that much now. Besides, that coward may not have the courage to do that.
Otherwise, no matter how much is deducted, I have a way to make up for it to him by double the amount.
In the White Widow's courtyard, He Daqing prepared a table of delicious food to entertain the three beasts from the east city, the pig, dog and monkey.
He Daqing greeted the three people warmly.
"Old Pig, Er Gou, Monkey, I will remember your kindness yesterday.
Come on, come on, let’s go.
hiss~
This wine is strong enough~
Eat vegetables, eat vegetables~"
Ergou and Monkey were both smiling and kept urging He Daqing to drink, obviously wanting to get him drunk.
The old pig chewed a chicken leg in big mouthfuls and made a kind suggestion.
"Big Donkey, you have a poor drinking habit, so drink less.
If you start to act crazy and drunken, don't blame us three for beating you up."
He Daqing was not stupid either, and nodded happily.
Damn it, can you drink it now? I know it very well.
The monkey's plan was discovered by the big pig, and he came up with another plan.
"Big Donkey, it's not a good thing for you to be led around by a widow all day long.
As a man, you have to marry a wife properly.
Big Pig, Er Gou, am I right? Is this the truth? "
Big Pig and Ergou nodded, obviously agreeing with Monkey's opinion.
He Daqing chuckled.
"Haha, to be honest with you, I just got married last week.
A virgin girl, a famous beauty in the surrounding area, tsk tsk~
Very beautiful~
Haha, you can’t envy my abilities.”
Ergou sighed and said something from his heart.
"Damn it, being a cook is all about eating.
There is no need to worry about food and drink, and there is even some to take out.
It would be extremely difficult for ordinary people to get a meal like this.
Big donkey, big donkey, you are just a mouse that entered the vegetable cellar of Fengze Building. "
"Hey, Ergou, why are you insulting someone's innocence for no reason?
I am a driver now, driving a truck for transportation.
Welcoming and seeing off guests, and buying some things, isn't that like playing? "
The monkey rolled his eyes.
"Hey, big donkey, you are rich now.
I have a cousin who looks like a flower, very pretty.
Have you seen it before? What do you think?
As long as you nod, I will let her live in your courtyard and serve you together with the White Widow.
Anyway, you are such a jerk, you can handle two more."
He Daqing waved his hand.
"Monkey, your cousin is impeccable in terms of looks.
Boy, how can you come to me for such a good thing?
hiss~
Could it be you, kid, who made her pregnant?
Good man, looking at your expression, I know you are plotting against me.
If you dare to let me take over your plate, I will crush your balls~"
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