Siheyuan, don't yell at me

He Daqing punched the monkey a few times before he calmed down.

"Damn it, it's a good thing that grandpa was smart, otherwise I would have fallen into your trap.

Lao Zhu, Er Gou, and Monkey are really so wicked that they are smoking with wickedness. "

"Yes, yes, what Monkey did was not fair~"

"Big donkey, calm down, calm down, it's not worth it, it's not worth it~"

The monkey also smiled and said:

"Donkey, I was just joking.

I was wrong, I was wrong, I will drink a glass of wine as punishment~"

He Daqing then snorted reluctantly and let the matter go.

Damn it, monkeys are really good-for-nothings. I have to be careful of these evil beasts in the future.

He even wants me to take over for him. Bah, who the hell does he think he is?

Letting an old man take over, is there anything more immoral in the world than this?

He Daqing suddenly had an idea.

Oh, by the way, isn’t Jia Dongxu on a blind date?

Damn it, in the previous life, I asked my son He Yuzhu to help you and take over your business.

Humph, this feud is irreconcilable.

Okay, okay, Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu, I’ll let you say bad things about me everywhere.

I'll let you take over this task tomorrow.

He Daqing put on a smiling face.

"Monkey, what you did just now was not right, but it was understandable.

After all, blood is thicker than water. For the sake of giving my cousin a good home, it’s not a big deal if she has some moral shortcomings.

We are all experts in this aspect of being immoral, haha~

There just happened to be a young man in my courtyard who was looking for a matchmaker to find a husband.

The young man looks very energetic and has an important job.

Apart from my mother, there are no other complicated relationships in the family.

So, tomorrow, I will let the matchmaker Jinhua take your cousin to see her husband."

The monkey's face lit up with joy.

It would definitely be good if you have a serious job.

After all, my cousin is pregnant with her own child, and it would be a great thing to be able to entrust the child to a good family.

"Okay, okay, I'll go with you tomorrow.

Big donkey, I toast to you.

If you can accomplish this for me, I, Monkey, will remember your kindness. "

"Hey, don't you help me for once?

We are even now.

Drinking

Drinking

I will ask someone to call the matchmaker Jinhua over..."

Under the care of the four beasts from the east of the city, the Golden Flower Matchmaker didn't even dare to breathe.

Naturally, they gladly accepted He Daqing's arrangement.

He didn't even dare to eat a bite of the food and went to take care of Jia Dongxu's affairs.

The next day, early in the morning.

Jia Dongxu took a day off and put on a new set of clothes borrowed from Xu Damao.

The house was clean and tidy, just waiting for the matchmaker Jinhua to bring the girl home.

I heard that the girl this time is quite pretty and she is from the city.

Jia Dongxu was so happy that he was waiting for the girl he met today to surpass Qin Huairu.

It would be great if He Daqing could be pissed off to death.

Humph, how can a country girl compare with a city girl?

He Daqing? That thing, a flat-faced ugly guy, is he worthy of being compared with my grandfather Jia Dongxu?

Jinhua the matchmaker did not disappoint the Jia family and brought a pretty girl to the courtyard house at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang early in the morning.

As soon as the girl entered the room, she attracted the attention of all the men in the courtyard.

The girl is very fair, with a pair of watery peach blossom eyes.

She dressed very boldly, in colorful colors, like the women in brothels.

Jia Dongxu felt a surge of warmth in his heart, and his soul was almost taken away. He felt that everything was great, and Xiao Xuer stood up and played the drums like crazy.

Hou Xiaomei is quite satisfied with Jia Dongxu. He is a very upright guy.

No matter what, he is much better than Hou Erlang, that sharp-faced guy. I just don't know if he will be useful.

The only thing he was not satisfied with was that fat woman Jia Zhang, who was an eyesore no matter how he looked at her.

The fat woman had a pair of sinister, triangular eyes, and it was obvious at first glance that she was not someone to be dealt with easily.

Hou Xiaomei's belly couldn't wait any longer, so she naturally agreed to what Jia Dongxu said.

Both of them were interested, so Jia Dongxu waved his hand and decided to hold a wedding banquet tonight.

Looking at Jia Dongxu who was completely bewitched by Hou Xiaomei, Jia Zhang's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

I sighed in my heart that he had indeed forgotten his mother after getting a wife.

Jia Zhang's eyes turned and she came up with an idea. She planned to give Hou Xiaomei a warning.

Jia Dongxu was in a good mood and went from house to house, informing the people in the yard.

"I, Jia Dongxu, am hosting a wedding banquet tonight, everyone come and have a feast.

Hey, don't worry, there must be meat dishes."

It was evening now, and everyone was about to get off work and return home.

As soon as Jia Zhang put the steamed bread in the steamer, she started to complain that she had twisted her hand, and that Hou Xiaomei was required to prepare the dishes for the evening banquet.

Jia Dongxu also nodded. It was just cooking a big pot of food. It was not a big deal. If he asked others to help, he would at least waste a few steamed buns.

Hou Xiaomei felt a chill in her heart. What kind of family was this, making the bride cook?

However, the thing in her stomach couldn't stand the tossing and turning, so Hou Xiaomei reluctantly agreed.

Soon, people who had finished work came back one after another.

There were four large tables in the central courtyard, and they were instantly filled with guests.

It was a cold day, so everyone came up with the idea of ​​asking for some hot food first.

While collecting the share money, Jia Zhang happily put steamed bread on the table.

Everyone looked at the cornmeal steamed bread and sighed that Jia Zhang was really unrefined and not presentable.

Hou Xiaomei served a bowl of shredded cabbage and meat to each table.

Everyone kept praising Jia Dongxu for being so dignified and said the bride was very pretty, which made Jia Dongxu so happy that he couldn't even close his teeth.

He Yuzhu looked at the delicate Hou Xiaomei with his eyes wide open. He felt that Hou Xiaomei was as pretty as his stepmother Qin Huairu, and his drool was all over the floor.

He Daqing took a look and thought, oh no, this Sha Zhu guy seems to be trying to get Jia Dongxu to join forces again.

Damn it, I planned everything, but I couldn’t have expected this to happen.

No, I have to think of a way to stop Shazhu from having this idea.

Suddenly a sour smell came over me.

"Moon~"

Many people who ate the cabbage and meat vomited.

He Daqing had been a chef for two lifetimes, so he naturally could tell that what Hou Xiaomei cooked was most likely something.

It was obvious that the cabbage leaves were put into the pot and became burnt, and then cold water and a little bit of minced meat were added.

The most amazing thing is that the dishes were taken out of the pot before the cold water was turned on, so the meat and vegetables were probably raw.

As for why the dishes were so strange, He Daqing still didn't understand what was added to them.

He Daqing couldn't resist his curiosity and picked up some vegetable leaves and put them in his mouth.

"Moon~"

He Daqing's stomach churned and he vomited all over the table.

Damn it, He Daqing never expected that a piece of minced meat and cabbage could taste so vicious.

It's not that I, He Daqing, am uneducated, so I used the word "vicious".

This kind of taste really doesn't seem like the taste that should exist in this world.

Yes, this smell is really too hellish~