The son-in-law of a prosperous family

Tian Cuicui replied without thinking, "Of course he's not worthy. Zhao is good-looking and can make money. It's a pity to marry him to Fang Huai."

Chen Xu smiled: "Really?"

In fact, he didn't mind Zhao Yunchuan's existence at the beginning. How could a cook be as noble as a scholar? But the people around him didn't think so. From time to time, he would hear some words praising Zhao Yunchuan, which sounded harsh to his ears.

He was obviously a favored child of heaven, but now his spotlight was overshadowed by a cook. Chen Xu was very angry and thought that the people in the village were so short-sighted that they couldn't even tell the difference between fish eyes and pearls.

Tian Cuicui noticed Chen Xu's little emotion, glanced at him calmly, and changed the topic: "But in my heart, no one can compare to Brother Xu, not to mention the man with the surname Zhao. You are the cloud in the sky, and he is the mud on the ground. He is not even worthy of carrying your shoes!"

Well, Chen Xu felt relieved. This is how it should be.

"anything else?"

Tian Cuicui thought for a moment and said, "I think he is destined to be a lonely star."

"Oh?" Chen Xu became interested: "What do you mean by that?"

Seeing Chen Xu's interest, Tian Cuicui was also very happy. She analyzed it in detail: "Brother Xu, think about it carefully. If he is an outsider and stays in the village as a son-in-law, doesn't it mean that he has no relatives? His family must have been killed by him!"

Chen Xu nodded, as if it made some sense.

Tian Cuicui narrowed her eyes: "Actually, there is another possibility."

"What's possible?"

Tian Cuicui continued to think: "Do you think there is a possibility that he is a wanted criminal who abandoned his family and fled to the faraway places, so he can marry into the family without any worries."

Chen Xu pinched Tian Cuicui's buttocks and said in an ambiguous manner: "Hey, I didn't expect you to be so quick-witted."

"Brother Xu taught me well!"

With the beauty in his arms, Chen Xu's mind was a little distracted, and his hands began to get naughty. Tian Cuicui panted and said flattering words: "Brother Xu is the best, the guy named Zhao can't even compare to your toenails..."

"I bother!"

The two were startled by the sudden sound and immediately jumped away to avoid suspicion.

Fang Huai was so angry that he almost exploded. He moved forward quickly without stopping his hands. He kept shooting small stones with the slingshot. The stones were not big, but they really hurt when they hit the body.

Those in pain just scream and dance.

People who don’t know would think that Chen Xu and Tian Cuicui are performing a shaman dance.

"Ahhh, who is it, who is doing the sneak attack, get out!"

As soon as they finished speaking, they saw the furious Fang Huai. Chen Xu ran away, unable to maintain his scholarly demeanor, and began to curse: "Fang Huai, you are sick, don't think you can attract my attention like this, the more you do this, the more I hate you."

Tian Cuicui also chimed in: "Fang Huai, please have some self-awareness. No matter what you do, Brother Xu will never like you."

Fang Huai ignored him and hunted the couple like they were hunting, shaking the husband once and the wife once, without favoring one over the other.

"Ahhh, stop hitting me!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, stop hitting me!"

Will Fang Huai listen to them? No, you can scold him, but you can't scold him as a man.

"You are destined to be doomed, Chen Xu. You are just a dark crawling maggot. Please take a piss and look in the mirror. Don't you have any idea of ​​what you look like?"

Fang Huai learned the word B from Zhao Yunchuan. Although he didn't know its specific meaning, he knew it was an insult.

Fang Huai continued to rant, full of fighting spirit: "Tian Cuicui, find a doctor to take a good look at your eyes. How can you be blind at such a young age? And your mouth stinks. If you dare to talk nonsense and curse again, I will tear your mouth apart!"

Tian Cuicui's heart was trembling slightly.

How could a little boy be so tough? Sob, sob, sob, their tears flowed.

After running out of stones in his pocket, Fang Huai finally put away the slingshot. The two men felt pain all over their bodies, and not a single part of them felt good.

Chen Xu cursed loudly: "You bitch! You are so disgraceful! I curse that your son will have no asshole!!!"

Fang Huai's face was gloomy. He originally wanted to let Chen Xu go, but this man was too mean. In that case, don't blame him for being rude.

He picked up a handful of gravel and continued to shoot, not hitting anywhere else but Chen Xu's anus. The anus was delicate to begin with, and the feeling of being hit by the stones was particularly sour.

"Ouch!"

Tian Cuicui originally wanted to join in the cursing, but her throat felt like it was blocked by a ball of cotton. She looked at Chen Xu with pity, then ran away without looking back.

"If you dare to scold my future son, I will beat you right now until your asshole is gone!"

"Wrong, wrong, really wrong!"

Chen Xu finally ran away under the attack of pebbles. His anus was throbbing with pain. He reached out and touched it and saw a faint trace of blood. A sinister look flashed in his eyes. He would take back the humiliation he had suffered today a thousand times in the future.

After a satisfying fight, Fang Huai's depression finally dissipated. He turned around and saw Tian Xiaohu, who looked a little dazed.

Uh……

Fang Huai had always known that the children in the village were afraid of him, and he couldn't help feeling guilty. He wondered if he had scared them silly. Just as he was about to explain, he saw Tian Xiaohu rushing over like a firecracker and hugging his thighs tightly.

Her eyes sparkled as she looked at him with admiration.

"My little daddy, you are so awesome. Why don't you stop being my little daddy?"

"what?"

Fang Huai was confused. Did this kid think he was not worthy of his godfather?

Snap, Tian Xiaohu suddenly knelt firmly on the ground, gave up his thighs and began to hold up his calves: "Little dad, please accept me as your apprentice. You are so powerful, how about being my master?"

"Teach you what?"

"Teach me how to shoot a slingshot!"

He saw it clearly just now. Every arrow hit the target, especially the one hitting the anus, which was perfect with a 100% hit rate.

"Father, just accept me. From now on, I will ask you to wear mourning clothes, break basins and carry coffins!"

Fang Huai: Haha! That’s not necessary!

Zhao Yunchuan didn't expect that in just a short while, Tian Xiaohu almost lost his wife.

Tian Xiaohu put his hands on his waist, with a serious look on his chubby face, and announced to them in a heroic and proud manner: "Godfather, from today on, I no longer have a godfather!"

Hearing this, Zhao Yunchuan staggered in the river, but fortunately Tian Xiangwen quickly supported him.

W-what?

Zhao Yunchuan felt dizzy and his body was shaking slightly: "What do you mean? Where is my brother Huai? Where did he go?"

"He's gone!"

"Where are you going?"

"go home!"

Oh, his wife is not lost, Zhao Yunchuan breathed a sigh of relief, he was really scared to death.

"You little brat, can't you just talk properly?"