The son-in-law of a prosperous family

Tian Xiaohu felt innocent. Why didn't he speak nicely? He was obviously speaking nicely, and his attitude was even more respectful than before.

Tian Xiangwen asked: "You just said that you will no longer have a godfather. What do you mean?"

"It doesn't mean anything. All I mean is that I want to be Xiao Di's master!"

"What to study?"

"Slingshot!"

Tian Xiangwen: …

Tian Xiaohu was very happy. If he could learn that superb slingshot skill, he would definitely become the king of the children in the village.

When the time comes, let Shuanzi pick fruits for him.

Let the dog dig wild vegetables for him.

Tsk, the days are so beautiful.

"You have good vision, my brother Huai's slingshot skills are unmatched, he is amazing."

"Of course not!" Tian Xiaohu agreed: "Beat the scumbag until he screams."

"Scumbag?"

Tian Xiaohu quickly covered his mouth. Hitting people with a slingshot was a bad behavior. Shouldn't he expose this matter to his godfather?

"say!"

Tian Xiaohu shook his head like a rattle: "I won't tell you, if you want to know, go ask Master yourself."

Zhao Yunchuan narrowed his eyes and asked, "Did your master suffer any loss?"

"without!"

The master is fighting two people at the same time, that's really amazing.

Zhao Yunchuan didn't ask any more questions, as long as Huai Ge'er didn't suffer any loss.

After Fang Huai put the sour fruits back home, he came to the river again to see his results.

"Have you caught any fish? If you have, I'll go to the village and buy some tofu and stew it with the fish in the evening."

Zhao Yunchuan chuckled and showed Fang Huai what was in the bamboo basket: "No fish, but there are other good things."

Fang Huai frowned tightly: "River worm?"

"We call this crayfish in our hometown, and it tastes really good."

Fang Huai pursed his lips, seeming to want to say something but stopped himself.

"What's wrong, Huai'er? Just say whatever you want to say. There's nothing we can't talk about between us."

"This...can't be eaten."

Tian Xiangwen chimed in: "Brother Chuan, I told you that you didn't believe it, but Brother Huai told you that you should believe it. This thing really can't be eaten."

"It's really good, I guarantee it won't kill you!"

Fang Huai looked unhappy: "Although it won't kill people, it is disgusting."

Zhao Yunchuan was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Fang Huai swallowed his saliva and said, "I heard from my mother that river worms grow up by eating human corpses."

Tian Xiangwen was so angry that his bile almost came out when he thought about eating such disgusting food at night.

Zhao Yunchuan: “…Fake!”

It seems that people here are really not very accepting of crayfish, but eating corpses is too ridiculous.

"Brother Huai, there aren't that many corpses in the river for them to eat. Even if someone drowned, the corpse would have been beaten up. Besides, if the fish in the river are edible, then crayfish can be eaten, too."

Uh……

This is indeed the case.

They believed whatever their elders said without thinking about it carefully. After hearing this, they felt that the idea of ​​eating corpses was not right and was too far-fetched.

“This is good stuff. People in my hometown love to eat it.”

Fang Huai was originally quite averse to crayfish, but when he heard Zhao Yunchuan say that people in his hometown liked to eat them, he became a little more curious.

He wanted to know everything about him.

Tian Xiangwen looked pale: "So we still want to eat river worms tonight?"

Zhao Yunchuan glanced at him and said, "If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. Don't drool when the time comes."

"eat!"

If his idol invites him to dinner, he must give him face and eat until the end even if he has to kneel down.

When the others saw them with a basket full of river worms, their expressions were indescribable. Someone kindly reminded them, "Zhao, you are an outsider and don't understand. These river worms can't be eaten. You might as well pick up crabs instead of river worms."

Zhao Yunchuan didn't want to explain anymore. Explaining one by one made his throat and heart tired.

Tian Xiangwen helped him explain: "It's edible. This is what Chuan Ge's family eats in their hometown."

Everyone was shocked: Is Zhao's hometown so poor? He even eats river worms!

I never thought such a noble person could be born in such a poor and remote place.

"Zhao boy, life is better now, you don't need to eat this anymore."

Zhao Yunchuan smiled and said simply, "Auntie, it's delicious."

Everyone: This kid Zhao doesn't seem to have never eaten good food before, he actually thinks river worms are delicious? !

Someone whispered, "How about we pick some up and try it?"

"Why try it? This thing is so watery and smells even more fishy than crab."

Chen was very happy to see this scene. It was indeed a shame that he even treated river worms as treasures. She couldn't help but want to say a few nasty words, but when she thought that Zhao Yunchuan was even more mean, she forced herself to hold back.

Forget it, there are so many people here. It would be so embarrassing if I couldn’t win the argument.

Zhao Yunchuan picked up two bamboo baskets of crayfish. There were four people in his family and six in the Tian family. In addition to crayfish and crabs, they should make some other dishes.

What should I do?

Before Zhao Yunchuan could figure it out, Fang Huai said that he had shot a pheasant today.

"Brother Huai, do you want to eat big plate chicken?"

"What is Da Pan Ji?"

“Delicious chicken!”

"Then I want to eat!"

Zhao Yunchuan hasn't cooked dinner for a long time. His family couldn't bear to see him stir the wok while he was at work and after work. Either Fang Huai or Bai Guihua would cook dinner, they would not let him cook.

Every time he entered the kitchen, he was driven out and told to study.

The whole family was urging him to study in disguised ways.

Tian Xiangwen put the little fish into Zhao Yunchuan's bamboo basket and took Tian Xiaohu home.

Zhao Yunchuan: "Come earlier later."

Tian Xiangwen's body was stiff, and his voice was a little hoarse: "Yeah."

He felt a lot of pressure and didn't know how to ask his parents to eat river worms.

Dad’s shoe soles are so hard and mom’s rolling pin is so long.

woo woo woo...

Why is his life so miserable?

Tian Xiaohu was heartless. He always looked at the ground and picked up any nice pebbles he saw. They would become his weapons from then on.

Tian Xiangwen didn't look at the road and almost tripped when passing a small pothole. Fortunately, he reacted in time and stood firm.

Tian Xiaohu didn't understand Tian Xiangwen's pain at all, and asked in a baby voice: "Uncle, are you unhappy?"

"It's not that I'm unhappy, it's that I'm worried."

"What are you worried about?"

"I'm worried your grandparents will beat me!"

"No!" Tian Xiaohu picked up a small stone from the ground again: "Grandma is so kind, she will definitely not beat you. Even if she really beats you, you can run away!"

Tian Xiaohu looked at Tian Xiangwen's long legs with envy. If he had such long legs, he wouldn't have to be afraid of his mother's stick.

"Naive!" Tian Xiangwen's eyes turned around and he set his sights on Tian Xiaohu: "Xiaohu, can I discuss something with you?"

"Don't come to me for small matters. I don't know how to handle big matters."

Tian Xiangwen gritted his teeth: "A string of candied haws!"

"Ah uncle, you are not my uncle, you are my real father!"

Tian Xiangwen: ...I feel so tired!