Siheyuan: I can change size at will

[Two copies have already been banned, this one must, must, must be more serious!!!]

[Brain storage, remember to take it away when you leave! ]

Summer of 60.

Qingshan Mental Hospital in Beijing.

In the consultation room.

Two doctors in white coats are questioning a 20-year-old sunny and cheerful boy.

He has thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a square face, and is 80% similar to Zhu Shimao when he was young.

"Cao Zhengshuang, what would you do if you found a penny on the street?"

"A stranger gave me money, no no!"

"Cao Zhengshuang, what would you do if you saw a beautiful woman on the street?"

"I will definitely go up and pull down her pants, pull out the rubber band in her pants, make a slingshot, and break the window here."

The two doctors looked at each other helplessly. It seemed that the patient had not recovered yet.

But according to the procedure, they have to continue asking questions.

"Excuse me, what do you want to do most now?"

"Drive! Drive!"

Cao Zhengshuang exclaimed, widened his eyes, and stood up suddenly.

"..."

The two doctors asked with concern: "Cao Zhengshuang, are you okay?"

"Ah... I'm fine."

Cao Zhengshuang was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looked at his pants, and then sat back in the chair obediently.

The Cao Zhengshuang at this time was no longer the Cao Zhengshuang before, but the Cao Zhengshuang who had just traveled from the 21st century.

Before he traveled through time, he became rich overnight through demolition.

He owns countless houses and goes to collect rent from beautiful single tenants in person every month.

At the same time, he also loves the big sword and from time to time helps poor women whose fathers are sick, mothers have passed away, and younger brothers are studying.

Just now, when he was galloping in the club with his twin ponytails, he accidentally traveled through time.

Fortunately, he has strong adaptability (thick-skinned), and did not reveal any flaws when facing the two doctors just now.

Such a sloppy time travel!

This……

Is there any royal law?

Are there any laws?

At least let me format my phone!

Oh my god!

The memories of the original owner were constantly pouring into his mind like turbulent waves.

After he had integrated everything, he suddenly discovered that he had traveled to the world of the Siheyuan.

Cao Zhengshuang is familiar with this.

He remembered attending a nostalgic film and television cosplay party before.

The theme of one issue is "A Courtyard Full of Birds".

A big money sponsor found some beautiful women to cosplay the female protagonists, and then...

Afterwards, he even watched the TV series again.

Moral kidnapping and hypocrisy

Summoning the Dead: Jia Zhangshi

The Poor Tea Master Qin Huairu

The dog chef He Yuzhu

The Thief of Destiny - Little Stick

……

This small courtyard is full of talented people.

Along with the original owner's memories, waves of bitter feelings suddenly surged into his heart.

After realizing that this was all the suffering that the original owner had endured, Cao Zhengshuang almost cursed out loud.

At this time in 60, during the three-year period of natural disasters, the supply of agricultural and sideline products in Longguo was tight and hunger swept the country.

Some say it is a natural disaster, drought and water shortage, while others say it is due to belt-tightening to pay off foreign debts.

In short, those who are lucky in the countryside can eat wild vegetables, elm leaves, and beet pulp to fill their stomachs, while those who are unlucky can only eat Guanyin soil.

Eating too much of this will make your stomach bloated and difficult to defecate.

People in the city had food rations, so although they couldn’t eat enough, they wouldn’t starve to death.

The original owner was an NPC resident in the courtyard, living in the east wing of the front yard, which had two rooms.

His mother died early, and his father was a fitter in a steel rolling mill. When he was helping the security department guard the purchasing warehouse at night, he was stabbed to death by hungry robbers.

The steel mill compensated him 400 yuan and asked Cao Zhengshuang, who had just graduated from high school, to replace his father's job.

These 400 yuan immediately became fat meat in the eyes of the beasts in the courtyard.

The animals bullied him because he had no father or mother. Yi Zhonghai and three other uncles forcibly took 400 yuan from him in the name of helping the hungry residents in the courtyard.

The 400 yuan was distributed among all the animals in the hospital, and they were indeed well fed during that period.

Money alone was not enough. Jia Zhang also took a fancy to the two houses in Cao Zhengshuang's family and forcibly occupied one of them.

The white lotus Qin Huairu used her charm to suck the blood of Cao Zhengshuang to help their Jia family.

Seeing that Cao Zhengshuang was easy to bully, the animals became even more aggressive.

Sha Zhu, Jia Dongxu, Yan Jiecheng, Xu Damao and others forced the original owner to treat them to a meal every day, and would beat him if he refused.

Later, Cao Zhengshuang could no longer make any money, and his bicycle was snatched away by Xu Damao.

The birds simply snatched away all the things from the original owner's house, leaving not even a pair of chopsticks.

Cao Zhengshuang suffered a series of stimulations and suddenly went crazy. He was beaten up by the animals and then sent to the Qingshan Mental Hospital in Beijing, where he was treated for a year.

"Fuck, the original owner is so miserable. Such an honest person won't live long in any era!"

"But now that I'm here, I won't let these beasts be so proud!"

The two doctors suddenly spoke up.

"Comrade Cao Zhengshuang, unfortunately we cannot let you go. Your mental illness has not been cured yet."

"Please accept the next stage of treatment..."

Cao Zhengshuang had finally traveled to the Siheyuan world, so how could he be willing to stay in a mental hospital?

After all, in the distance, there are White Lotus Beast, White Goose, Fish Carp... waiting for him to capture them with the Poké Ball.

Cao Zhengshuang said sincerely: "Doctor, I was just joking."

"Actually, my mental illness has been cured now. You can ask me again."

"Really?"

The two doctors looked at each other and decided to give Cao Zhengshuang another chance.

After all, the supply of materials is tight this year and they can't get enough to eat, not to mention so many patients in the mental hospital.

The superiors have ordered that for mild patients, they can be issued a certificate of recovery or allowed to recuperate at home.

Naturally, the two doctors hoped that Cao Zhengshuang could recover and leave the mental hospital as soon as possible.

After some questioning by the two doctors, Cao Zhengshuang, with great and glorious ideas in his mind, finally gave a satisfactory answer.

"Congratulations, Comrade Cao Zhengshuang, you have indeed recovered."

"You can go back and pack your personal belongings now. After we issue you a certificate of recovery, you can leave with the certificate."

"Thank you so much, doctor."

Cao Zhengshuang went out, turned left and walked towards his four-person dormitory.

I met many fellow patients on the way.

"I am a tiny little bird and I want to fly..."

"You bold monster, here comes Old Sun..."

"Don't answer, don't answer..."

"If I, Zhao Chungang, had not been born, the sword path would have been like a long night for eternity..."

"..."

When I returned to my dormitory, I happened to see two roommates chatting.

"Hey, hey, I want to tell you something, don't tell anyone."

"what's up?"

"You must keep this a secret. I am actually the son of the Jade Emperor."

"When did I give birth to a son like you?"

Cao Zhengshuang shook his head and looked at his two roommates pitifully.

wrong!

Maybe it’s better for them to never wake up in their lifetime.

Cao Zhengshuang picked up a few of his clothes, packed them into a small bag, and left the dormitory where he had lived for a year.

When his roommates saw Cao Zhengshuang was about to leave, they asked curiously, "Lao Cao, are you going to preach the truth?"

Cao Zheng laughed heartily and said, "That's right, I'm going to prove my truth with strength and virtue!"

"The animal realm?"

"Uh……"