Siheyuan: I can change size at will
Chapter 2 Returning to the Quadrangle, Slapping Jia Zhang
Because Cao Zhengshuang had no money, he could only walk back to the courtyard.
He set out at around 9 o'clock in the morning and arrived at noon.
As I walked along, I found that the streets were very quiet and there were no vendors.
There are slogans on the walls that are in line with the times.
“The flag is flying, and labor is the most glorious.”
“Leap into a new era and rebuild a new home.”
"The people's commune is good, and a happy life depends on everyone."
There were only a few pedestrians on the road. They were all thin, pale and skinny, looking malnourished.
But their eyes were bright, and there seemed to be a burning faith in them, supporting their bodies.
“No. 95, Luoguxiang, Nantong, we are finally here.”
The moment Cao Zhengshuang stepped into the courtyard, a mechanical sound rang in his mind.
[Beep, SSS-level dangerous life form detected. To protect the host, the system automatically activates.]
[System binding...]
【System Binding Successful】
Cao Zhibin was very excited. It was indeed the system that every time traveler must have.
He is coming, he is coming, he is coming with vigorous steps!
"Brother Tongzi, please introduce yourself!"
[Why do you have so many things to do? Here is a manual for you to read. ]
[There is no holiday on New Year's Eve this year, I am annoyed]
[I don’t want to go to this crappy class for even a single day]
Holy shit, are systems so unique these days?
"Brother Tongzi, calm down."
"Think about it, have you achieved your dream at the beginning of the year?"
“Have you completed this year’s KPI?”
"Have you saved enough for a down payment on a house?"
"Do you have a daughter?"
"Is it the end of the year and you still have nothing!"
"If you go home so early to celebrate the New Year, the villagers will say you are incompetent!"
"At your age..."
"..."
【! ! ! 】
Cao Zhengshuang said in a PUA way: "So, you should just work hard to save money to buy a house and get married."
"Come on, tell me how to use this system, and give me a beginner's gift pack."
[Ahem, host, let me explain it to you now]
Haha, I still like your previous rebellious look!
[This system is an emotion value collection system that can absorb other people's negative emotion values]
[The absorbed emotion points can be used to draw lots through the system to obtain various rewards from all walks of life]
"All the heavens and the worlds?" Cao Zhengshuang was very excited.
This lottery is really awesome, you can actually win rewards from all over the world.
[The newbie gift package has been delivered, do you want to open it? ]
"Open it, open it quickly!"
[Obtain the Dragon Country's improved version of the Otsutsuki's divine eye]
[Automatically master the magic of Shaoming and Mahakala]
[Obtain 1000 cubic meters of space to store non-living things]
[Get Strengthening Pill*1]
[Obtain common martial arts: Turtle Fist]
Cao Zhengshuang was stunned. Otsutsuki's divine eye?
"Fizz!"
For Cao Zhengshuang, who is familiar with the plot, he naturally knows the power of these two magical arts.
"The magic skill has a little name, it can shrink all non-living things you see."
"It can also be restored instantly."
With this ability, Cao Zhengshuang can steal something from anyone whenever he wants. He just needs to take a look, shrink it, hold it in his hand, and then steal it. This skill is so convenient.
But this is not the most powerful part of Shaoming's magic. Although this magic cannot make other living things smaller, it can make oneself smaller.
At that time, I will become smaller, climb onto other people’s kangs at night, and then…
Just thinking about it is exciting!
The magic of Mahakala can instantly store shrunken objects into the system space, and can also instantly release the stored objects.
With these two magical skills in hand, the Thief Saint reached the maximum level, and Cao Zhengshuang straightened his back.
"Haha, the number one thief in the courtyard is mine now."
"Not only will I steal all the property from these beasts, I will steal all the people too."
Compared with the two magic arts he mastered, this 1000 cubic meters of system space is much inferior.
Forget it. Anyway, he has some magical power that can shrink things and throw them into the space. It doesn’t take up much space.
As for other rewards, the Strengthening Pill can improve physical fitness in all aspects.
What else is there to say? Just eat it.
"It's chocolate flavored, crunchy, and tastes pretty good."
After swallowing this thing, a warm current instantly surged through Cao Zhengshuang's body, and he felt warm and full of strength.
He clenched his fists and said, "I feel like I've become much stronger."
"This punch will definitely kill a dog!"
Niu: "Thank you, I finally escaped."
The final reward, the Turtle Fist, was already deeply imprinted on his body.
"Haha, using the turtle punch to hit the stupid pillar must be more interesting!"
After receiving all the rewards, Cao Zhengshuang walked directly into the courtyard and happened to meet the three aunts who were washing vegetables by the sink in the front yard.
The three aunts looked up at the man who came in and were shocked.
"Isn't this Cao Zhengshuang? Are you discharged from the hospital?"
"Haha, it turns out to be Auntie Three! You're still alive?"
[Emotional Value +100]
[Automatically hide the emotion value prompt box]
The emotion value comes so quickly and can be hidden automatically.
The beasts in the courtyard took away all the belongings in his house.
You still want him to give you a good face!
The three aunts almost fell to the ground.
Who greets someone like this?
Could it be that Cao Zhengshuang’s illness had not yet been cured and he secretly ran back from the mental hospital?
The third aunt said with a straight face: "Cao Zhengshuang, I am your third aunt, how can you talk like that?"
"I see that you haven't recovered yet, so you don't need to come to the courtyard. I'll go to the police station to find someone to send you back to the mental hospital."
These three aunts seem to be kind-hearted, but they are actually vicious. Aren’t they just afraid that Cao Zhengshuang will come back to settle the score with them?
"Haha, Third Aunt, you don't need to worry about this."
"But I see your forehead is black, it looks like you have an incurable disease. I'll send you to the crematorium later!"
"I'm going to go check on my house now."
"You...how do you talk like that?" Auntie was so angry that she was out of breath.
The third aunt didn't expect that Cao Zhengshuang's personality had changed completely after he came back.
It turns out that he is just a good-natured person who allows himself to be bullied. He has no opinion and no temper.
Why are you covered with thorns now that you’re back?
When the third aunt heard that Cao Zhengshuang was going to look at the house, she thought to herself that it was bad.
"Not good! Jia Zhang...!"
"That's not right. Jia Zhang alone occupied two houses of Cao Zhengshuang."
"Now that Cao Zhengshuang is back, let Jia Zhang handle it herself!"
At the beginning, the third aunt also took a fancy to Cao Zhengshuang's other house, but it was eventually taken away by Jia Zhangshi.
Naturally, she would not help Jia Zhang in today's matter.
Cao Zhengshuang came to the east wing. The room on the left was not locked, but the room on the right was locked.
Cao Zhengshuang didn't even look at the lock. He believed in the character of the beasts in the yard and knew that the lock must have been changed long ago.
He didn't even think about breaking the lock, and just pushed open a house on the right.
"Whoosh..."
The snoring is clearly audible.
Cao Zhengshuang walked in and found that Jia Zhang was taking a nap on the kang with her arms around Banggeng.
"Damn, you two are having a good time."
Cao Zhengshuang walked forward and immediately rewarded Jia Zhangshi and Banggeng with two large brush bags each.
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