Siheyuan: I can change size at will

To be honest, 2 yuan is not expensive and Bai Ling can afford it.

Besides, this is for official business and it will definitely be reimbursed.

She was about to agree subconsciously, but Yi Zhonghai jumped out and caused trouble.

“Cao Zhengshuang, Officer Bai Ling is stationed in the courtyard for our safety.

She rented your house, why are you still charging her money?

I seriously suspect that this thief is you.

Officer Bai Ling, please focus on investigating Cao Zhengshuang."

Damn, this bastard Yi Zhonghai is really an unrepentant thief.

Cao Zhengshuang frowned and said, "Old Yi, logically, you should be in prison now, why are you out again?

Is there any loophole in the program?

Officer Bai Ling, I suggest you check this old dog's affairs. You can't let such a bad guy out into the society."

"you!"

Yi Zhonghai was really a little afraid that his affairs would be made public. After all, he had taken advantage of a loophole and used a back door.

Bai Ling looked at the two people arguing and advised, "Stop arguing. It's only natural to pay for renting a house."

"Cao Zhengshuang, wait for me. I have other things to do. I will let you go today."

Yi Zhonghai ran away in fear. He didn't want to be put in jail again.

Bai Ling signed a contract with Cao Zhengshuang and paid the money. She was going to take the contract back to the police station for reimbursement.

"Officer Bai Ling, we are neighbors from now on. Remember to visit me often!" Cao Zhengshuang said with a smile.

"decide as things go."

After Bai Ling left, Cao Zhengshuang began to think about how to take revenge on Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi.

"Doesn't Jia Zhang like to summon Old Jia? Why not let her meet Old Jia."

Qin Huairu took Xiaodang to the hospital to take care of Jia Dongxu, while Jia Zhang stayed at home to accompany Banggeng.

After this period of recuperation, Banggeng's feet can now walk normally, which is undoubtedly a good thing for the Jia family at present.

Jia Zhang knelt in front of Old Jia's portrait, holding the stick and complaining constantly.

"Old Jia, this Cao Zhengshuang is really going too far. He is a natural nemesis for our Jia family.

When he didn't return to the courtyard, our whole family lived such a good life.

Ever since he came back from the mental hospital, things have been going wrong in our family.

And Dongxu... I'm sorry, no, it's Cao Zhengshuang who is sorry to Dongxu.

It was his fault that Dongxu got hurt. If you are still alive, please take that guy away tonight."

Bang Geng also helped, saying, "Grandpa, this Cao Zhengshuang is too much. He actually doesn't allow me to take his things.

You must help me punish him."

"My dear grandson, you have finally grown up. Yes, remember that our family's archenemy is Cao Zhengshuang.

Our Jia family’s initial goal was to make Cao Zhengshuang compensate our family for the money.

The ultimate goal is to drive him out of the courtyard and occupy his house..."

Cao Zhengshuang didn't care how the Jia family cursed him, he was preparing for the lottery.

"I have saved up 1000 points, which is just enough for a ten-draw streak."

"Come on! Stud!"

On the lottery interface, 10 meteors fell down with long tails.

【Sound isolator*3】

【Voice Changer*3】

【Canned herring*4】

Holy shit, the first thing Cao Zhengshuang noticed was canned herrings. He actually had this deadly weapon.

"Well, you should give this to someone else. I won't eat it anyway."

Then move on to the other two items.

"Soundproof device, a one-time item. After use, the sound within a 100-meter radius will not be transmitted."

"This thing is pretty good. When I fly at night, I don't have to worry about others eavesdropping."

"Voice Changer, a one-time item. Once activated, the user can choose from 1000 voices. The validity period is 2 hours."

Hiss!

This thing is amazing. The first thing Cao Zhengshuang thought of was to combine it with disguise.

Disguise can only change appearance, not voice.

Every time he used disguise to educate others, he would deliberately lower his voice so that others would not hear it.

Now with this voice changer, he can finally speak loudly.

"Haha, tonight I must give this old hag Jia Zhang a hot night she will never forget!"

After Cao Zhengshuang thought of an idea, he went to bed immediately and fell into a deep sleep. At 1 a.m., he got up.

"It's late now, we can act now."

Cao Zhengshuang immediately made himself the size of an ant, used telekinesis to control himself to fly out of the house, and went into Bai Ling's house next door.

I wanted to see the Begonia tree sleeping in spring, but there was no one inside.

"This Bai Ling is really dishonest. She said she was helping us catch the thief, but she doesn't even live here."

He didn't even think about the fact that he was the biggest thief in the entire courtyard.

He continued to fly and flew to Jia Zhang's house.

"Whoosh..."

Jia Zhang was sleeping on the kang with Banggeng in her arms, snoring loudly. She didn't expect that Banggeng could still fall asleep.

He returned to his original size, then used the art of disguise to transform himself into Lao Jia.

The voice changer is quite precious. After thinking about it, Cao Zhengshuang is reluctant to use it.

However, the silencer had to be used. After all, when the fight broke out later, the people in the yard couldn't hear the screams of Jia Zhang and Bang Geng.

After activating the silencer, all sounds within 100 meters around Cao Zhengshuang were completely isolated from the outside world.

Looking at Jia Zhang who was sleeping on the kang, Cao Zhengshuang finally stretched out his vicious claws.

He went up and gave Jia Zhang and Bang Geng a big slap in the face.

clap clap!

The sound is very clear and pleasant, and it even has an echo.

Jia Zhang was the first to be awakened. She stared at Old Jia in front of her with a pair of confused eyes.

Those eyes went from confusion to shock, from shock to confusion, and then their eyes turned white and they fell headfirst onto the kang.

"No way, you fainted after just one look?"

In comparison, Banggeng is braver than Jia Zhang.

He woke up slowly, looked at the disguised Cao Zhengshuang in front of him, and shouted directly: "Grandpa, Grandpa you are finally here.

Give me money quickly, no, give me delicious food, I want to eat meat, lots of meat.

By the way, when you leave, remember to take that bastard Cao Zhengshuang with you."

Haha, this little bastard is really tough, so Cao Zhengshuang happily rewards him with the Eighteen Deadly Palms of the Stick.

He just slapped Banggeng on the face.

"Ouch!"

Banggeng fell directly onto the kang, covering his mouth and spitting out two teeth.

clap clap clap!

There are three loud mouths again. Banggeng’s head is buzzing and he has lost the ability to speak.

Beating someone without making them scream is like eating meat without garlic, the taste is half as good.

He even deliberately gave Bang Geng some time to scream.

As expected, Banggeng lived up to his mission and soon started screaming while covering his swollen face.

"Grandpa, please stop hitting me.

I don't want any more meat, and I don't want any more money.

Stop hitting me! "

Well, Cao Zhengshuang was very satisfied after hearing that, so he rewarded Banggeng with a few big slaps again.