Siheyuan: I can change size at will

Cao Zhengshuang was beaten with a stick and slapped several people in the face, listening to his screams.

Wait until he stops barking, then slap him a few more times.

In the dead of night, Banggeng's screams actually felt like listening to a symphony of fate.

"I understand. This is fate!"

"A low roar in the face of pain!"

Finally, Bang Geng collapsed with a hoarse cry, but Jia Zhang was still asleep.

"Isn't this old hag trying to pretend to be dead?"

Cao Zhengshuang walked up to her, opened her eyelids and took a look. Hmm, she was indeed pretending to be fainted.

Jia Zhang was really patient. Even after being beaten into a stick, she was still pretending to be dead.

Cao Zhengshuang was not polite at all. He jumped onto the kang and started slapping Jia Zhangshi in the face.

clap clap clap!

"Hey, stop hitting me, old man! Stop it!"

Jia Zhang finally spoke, but it was just a scream.

Hearing the screams, Cao Zhengshuang stopped and glared at Jia Zhang fiercely.

Jia Zhang immediately confessed: "Old Jia, it's so late, you should go back and rest.

Don't worry, I will never call you at night again."

"Clap!"

Two more big mouths.

Jia Zhang covered her face and cried, "Old Jia, what happened to you?

If you have any requests, just tell me. How can you just hit people as soon as you come here?

I tell you, Dongxu is also disabled, and I will be the one to support this family from now on!

If you beat me to death, our Jia family will be broken up!"

Hey, Jia Zhang actually knows how to threaten Old Jia!

Unfortunately, it’s not Lao Jia who came today.

"Clap!"

Cao Zhengshuang slapped Jia Zhang twice more.

"Ah! Lao Jia, stop hitting me. I know you are here for Dongxu.

I will take you to find Cao Zhengshuang right now. Our Dongxu is disabled. It is his fault. Go and beat him up."

Cao Zhengshuang was speechless. On the day when Jia Dongxu got into trouble, he was so far away, but he was still blamed by Jia Zhang.

He went up and slapped Jia Zhang twice again.

When Jia Zhang saw that Old Jia was so unreasonable, she immediately shouted, "Help! Old Jia is hitting someone.

Everybody, come and have a look.

Someone is bullying us orphans and widows, Lao Jia, hurry up..."

Jia Zhang was stuck. The one who hit her was Old Jia. What was the point of her going through the trouble of summoning Old Jia?

But Jia Zhang is smart. If old Jia is no longer able to do it, there are still others!

She kicked her feet on the kang, slapped her legs, and shouted, "Dad, Lao Jia came down to bully me, you come out and help me!"

Poor Jia Zhang's father, he had been dead for so many years, but he was still summoned by Jia Zhang to deal with Old Jia.

Cao Zhengshuang almost laughed out loud, but the occasional smile on his face was so scary in Jia Zhang's eyes.

Jia Zhang closed her eyes and fainted on the kang, and then a smell of urine wafted out.

When Cao Zhengshuang looked down, he saw that Jia Zhang was so scared that she peed her pants.

"Fuck, I feel like my hands are dirty if I hit her again, forget it, I'll beat her tomorrow night."

However, this was obviously not enough to satisfy Cao Zhengshuang. He searched Jia Zhang's house and found a rope, then stuffed a rag into the two men's mouths.

The two men were tied up with ropes and dragged to the central yard.

When they wake up tomorrow, the Jia family's grandmother and grandson will naturally become a beautiful scenery again.

After dealing with Jia Zhang, Cao Zhengshuang turned into the size of an ant again and flew into Yi Zhonghai's house using telekinesis.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai and his wife were sleeping on the kang.

He originally wanted to deal with Yi Zhonghai immediately, but then he thought that Yi Zhonghai might find Jia Zhang and Bang Geng lying outside the yard.

So Cao Zhengshuang decided to stop for the time being and wait until after five in the morning before taking action again.

He went back to the house and took another nap, then woke up at five o'clock on time, shrank his body again and flew into Yi Zhonghai's house.

"How are we going to deal with Yi Zhonghai this time?"

Cao Zhengshuang lowered his head and saw the urinal under the bed.

"Okay, that's it!"

His body was now the size of an ant, flying on the table.

Then he used telekinesis to control the urinal and slowly flew up.

Then it slowly moved to the top of Yi Zhonghai's head and smashed down directly.

There was a bang.

The urinal had an intimate contact with Yi Zhonghai's head, and then a large amount of golden juice spilled on Yi Zhonghai's face and quilt.

"Ouch!"

Yi Zhonghai was awakened by the sound, and an old lady also opened her eyes after hearing the sound.

"What is that? Why is it so coquettish?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't pay attention and accidentally licked the golden juice on his face. Then he saw the smelly urine pot next to his head. He and the old lady immediately jumped off the bed.

“This…what on earth is going on?

Why did the urinal suddenly fall on my head? "

Yi Zhonghai could never have imagined that while he was sleeping soundly at home, a urine pot would fall from the sky and hit him on the head.

The golden juice splashed all over his body, not to mention the bedding on the bed.

It's over, all these things need to be washed.

The lady looked around and said fearfully, "Boss, don't you think this is a bit weird?

How could this urinal fly over our heads?"

Yi Zhonghai frowned and said, "Don't talk nonsense. We should believe in science. We are the proletariat. We should not engage in feudal superstition."

When Cao Zhengshuang saw that Yi Zhonghai was not scared, he immediately used telekinesis to control the teapot and teacups on the table to fly in front of them.

"Ah! What is this?"

The scene before them shocked Yi Zhonghai and the aunt.

"Run!"

An old lady suddenly opened the door and dragged Yi Zhonghai towards the central courtyard.

As a result, the two of them immediately saw Bang Geng and Jia Zhang, who were tied together and unconscious in the yard.

At this time, their faces were swollen like pigs' heads. From a distance, it looked like there were two pigs tied up in the yard.

"what!"

This strange scene frightened Yi Zhonghai and his wife again.

Feeling that the time was about right, Cao Zhengshuang went back to his room, changed his clothes, pretended to go to the bathroom, and came to the central courtyard, where he saw Jia Zhang and the others.

“Ah, you guys…you guys…”

Cao Zhengshuang pretended to be surprised and pointed at the Jia Zhang family and Yi Zhonghai and his wife.

He shouted loudly, "Everyone, come out and see, something terrible has happened.

Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were playing games together and were caught by an old lady.

Both of them were so scared that they peed their pants.”

Cao Zhengshuang's voice was so loud that the entire courtyard shook.

After all, in this era, entertainment options are very scarce.

Eating melons and watching the fun has become the favorite of all Long people.

The residents of the courtyard who were still sleeping in their beds heard such explosive news from Cao Zhengshuang. Who could bear it?

The middle-aged Jia Zhang played games with Yi Zhonghai.

And he was caught red-handed by an old lady.

This made the front page headlines of Siheyuan today!

One by one they climbed out of bed, put on their clothes and rushed out.