Siheyuan: I can change size at will

When Yi Zhonghai heard Cao Zhengshuang's shouting, he immediately scolded him, "Cao Zhengshuang, how could you spread rumors?

There is no relationship between me and Jia Zhangshi at all."

Cao Zhengshuang looked doubtful and said, “That’s impossible, look, Jia Zhang’s golden juice splashed on you.

There's even a sleeping guy, you two are having a lot of fun!"

Yi Zhonghai's face turned red with anger, and he explained: "These things on me are not from Jia Zhang!"

"Tsk, who would believe that, could it be yours?

"Your own water can splash all over your upper body? Did you get into the urinal?"

As the person involved, Auntie knew that Cao Zhengshuang was talking nonsense, so she cursed, "Cao Zhengshuang, you son of a bitch, you do nothing all day long.

You have been making up rumors about us every day in this courtyard. I will go to the police station to sue you!"

"Auntie, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want.

I didn't spread rumors, I just believed what I saw!"

As Cao Zhengshuang and Yi Zhonghai and his wife quarreled, people slowly gathered in the Central Courtyard.

Everyone was very enthusiastic about eating the melons, and several of them ran out wearing only shorts.

When Xu Damao saw this scene, he immediately said, "I was wondering why the eldest uncle was so concerned about Jia Dongxu. It turns out that he and Jia Zhangshi have been together for a long time."

When Liu Haizhong saw this, he criticized it without caring whether it was right or wrong: "Old Yi, you are so old, how could you do such a thing?

You are a married man!"

Yan Bugui was delighted to see Yi Zhonghai making a fool of himself.

Yi Zhonghai was dismissed from his position as the boss, but he still acted like a boss everywhere and even gave orders to the de facto boss.

Now is the time for him to retaliate.

Yan Bugui coughed a few times and said, "As the only person in charge of the hospital, I must inquire about this matter.

Old Yi's wife, did you really catch me in bed with you?"

The aunt hurriedly asked, "Old Yan, how could our Old Yi do such a thing?"

Yi Zhonghai explained: "We both slept well this morning, but we were hit on the head by a urine pot, and even saw a flying teapot..."

Yi Zhonghai told everyone about his previous experiences, and the more he told them, the more outrageous they became, and no one believed him.

"Old Yi, are you kidding us?" Liu Haizhong spoke first.

"What do you mean by this? Are you saying that there are ghosts in this world? Or are there gods?"

Yi Zhonghai said hurriedly: "That's not what I meant, but the fact is...

Oh! Did I see it wrong? I saw it wrong. "

Yi Zhonghai also knew that no one would believe this if he made it public. If Liu Haizhong accused him of promoting feudal superstition, he would be in trouble for spending a few days in the police station.

"Look at you, you are so old, and you still have the nerve to lie!"

After Liu Haizhong scolded his old enemy Yi Zhonghai, he finally felt relieved.

But this stole the limelight from Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui added: "Let's not talk about Lao Yi for now. Find someone to untie the ropes on Jia Zhang and Bang Geng, and take the rag out of their mouths..."

"I'll come, I'll come."

Fearing that the matter might get out of hand, Xu Damao walked forward, held his breath, untied the ropes on Jia Zhang and Bang Geng, and then took the rags out of their mouths.

"Uncle, they both seem to be still unconscious?"

Xu Damao asked.

"He's unconscious, let's think of a way!" Yan Bugui said.

"Just pour cold water on it, that's the fastest way!" Cao Zhengshuang suggested.

"Row!"

Everyone had no objection. They went home, found their own foot basins, and then drew water from the faucet and poured it directly on the two of them.

Blah blah blah!

After pouring three basins of water, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng woke up.

"Old Jia, please stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"

Jia Zhang was dancing and gesticulating as if she wanted to chase someone away.

"Woooooooo..."

Bang Geng is much more straightforward. He starts crying as soon as he wakes up.

The main problem is that I lost two teeth and it hurts a lot.

Yan Bugui said, "Jia Zhang, please stop making trouble. What happened between you and Bang Geng?

Was there a thief in the house last night? Why were you two tied up? "

Only then did Jia Zhang react, and when she saw the group of people around her, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, she has a lot of people and is not afraid of Lao Jia coming out to harass her again.

"Wow... Old Yan, all of this was done by Old Jia..."

Jia Zhang told the story of what happened last night in bits and pieces, but no one believed her.

The dead old Jia would actually teach Jia Zhang and Bang Geng a lesson at night?

impossible!

The problem is that Lao Jia not only came, he also attacked Jia Zhang and Bang Geng.

Not just beat them, but tied them up?

Who dares to believe this?

Cao Zhengshuang rebuked: "Ms. Jia Zhang, how can you talk about feudal superstition in front of everyone?

Who would believe that this was done by Lao Jia?"

Indeed, with so many people present, no one believed what Jia Zhang said.

They had heard of ghosts, but they had never heard of a ghost kidnapping a person.

Liu Haizhong also stood up to accuse Jia Zhang: "Jia Zhang, if you say that, then we can only send you to the police station for legal prosecution."

"And Yi Zhonghai, he also promotes feudal superstition. I suggest sending them both to the police station."

Cao Zhengshuang added.

When Yi Zhonghai heard that Cao Zhengshuang was accusing him again, he immediately retorted: "Cao Zhengshuang, what I said is the truth, not feudal superstition."

"According to what you said, the teacup can float in the air. Do you believe it?"

The residents of the courtyard who were watching the scene all said, "I don't believe it."

"I definitely don't believe it. If the teacup could float in the air, I could even see my great-grandmother."

"I didn't expect that what Yi Zhonghai said was even more outrageous than what Jia Zhang said."

Cao Zhengshuang said, "Third Uncle, look at how openly Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai are promoting feudal superstition. Should they be sent to the police station for further training?"

Yan Bugui wanted to pack up Liu Haizhong and send him to the police station for further training. After hearing what Cao Zhengshuang said, he agreed.

"Jia Zhang, Lao Yi, I am not trying to cause trouble for you, but you two are openly promoting feudal superstition, which is inconsistent with the policy.

I have no choice but to send you to the police station for education."

When they heard that they had to go to the police station again, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi were a little panicked.

Yi Zhonghai was already making amends for his crime, so he didn't dare go back.

I could only bite the bullet and say, "Old Yan, I was just half asleep, there was no such thing as a teacup flying in the sky."

"Oh, uncle, so you admit that you wet the bed?

I didn’t expect you to have kidney deficiency! Poor thing! "

Cao Zhengshuang immediately began to mock Yi Zhonghai.

"You...this wasn't my urine, I didn't wet the bed." Yi Zhonghai explained.

"Then explain to me why you are covered in urine. Could it be that it was an old lady's? Haha, I didn't expect that you two would play so wildly at your age!"

Yi Zhonghai almost couldn't breathe.