Siheyuan: I can change size at will

"take me Out to eat?"

Cao Zhengshuang looked up and saw that the sun did not set from the east today.

He has no favors to Sha Zhu, so why should Sha Zhu invite him to dinner?

"Silly, are you not sick?"

Cao Zhengshuang asked in surprise.

Sha Zhu frowned and said, "Cao Zhengshuang, what do you mean?"

"We are all residents of the Siheyuan. I suddenly feel that I have done a lot of excessive things to you before."

"I'm inviting you to dinner today, so we can put aside our grudges and laugh it off."

"Are you going to eat it or not?"

"I eat, of course I have to eat."

If someone invites him to dinner, Cao Zhengshuang naturally wouldn't refuse.

No matter what Sha Zhuan was thinking, he firmly believed that he would not suffer any loss.

"Okay, just come to my house later and I'll cook a few dishes."

When Cao Zhengshuang heard that Sha Zhu wanted to cook for him, he said with disdain, "Sha Zhu, why are you as stingy as Uncle San?"

"You invited me to dinner, but you didn't go to a restaurant."

Sha Zhu explained: "Cao Zhengshuang, the food in the nearby restaurants is not as good as my cooking."

"Besides, I don't want to eat at the restaurant because of their service attitude."

"Okay, then I want to watch you cook."

Cao Zhengshuang was not sure whether Sha Zhu would secretly add ingredients to the dish behind his back.

He decided to keep a close eye on Sha Zhu and watch him cook to prevent him from playing any tricks.

"Haha, so you wanted to secretly learn my cooking skills!"

"Just take a look. This is not so easy to learn."

Sha Zhu said cheerfully.

The two of them returned to Sha Zhu's house together.

Because Yu Shui lives in the school dormitory while attending junior high school, he only comes back for two days a month.

In the whole house, Sha Zhu is the only one living there all year round.

The hygiene is naturally very poor.

"Shazhu, even though you are a man, you still have to pay attention to personal hygiene!"

"Look, why is there toilet paper under the bed?"

"I was too busy to remember."

Shazhu picked up the toilet paper awkwardly and threw it into the trash can.

He went into the kitchen and started cooking.

The first dish is scrambled eggs with cabbage.

The second dish is garlic cucumber.

It was soon finished in Sha Zhu's hands.

Cao Zhengshuang stared at Sha Zhu's every move and finally confirmed that the dish was indeed fine.

"How's it going? Have you learned it?"

Sha Zhu said proudly that he always thought Cao Zhengshuang was secretly learning his cooking skills.

Cooking is Sha Zhu's best skill, and he is confident that he is as good as anyone.

“I haven’t learned it yet.”

Cao Zhengshuang spoke the truth this time.

Although he can cook, and he has cooked for these two people.

But I have to admit that what Sha Zhu cooked was far better than his in terms of color, aroma and taste.

"Haha, let's eat."

Don’t think two dishes are too few. These days, most families only cook one dish.

There was not even any food, just cornmeal porridge to drink.

They sat at the table and started eating.

With one chopstick, it tastes tender, smooth and crispy. The scrambled eggs with cabbage are really delicious.

Neither of them drank any alcohol and just started eating.

After eating and drinking, Sha Zhu finally spoke.

"Cao Zhengshuang, I heard that you are very good at hooking up with women?"

"Ah, who told you this?"

Cao Zhengshuang did not admit it directly, but asked Sha Zhu who said it.

"Yan Jiecheng said so. He said you successfully hooked up with Qin Huairu and Yu Haitang."

Sha Zhu directly betrayed Yan Jiecheng.

Cao Zhengshuang's CPU was running at high speed, and he was not sure why Sha Zhu asked this.

Yan Jiecheng did know that he was having an affair with Qin Huairu.

But when did he hook up with Yu Haitang again?

You have to know that Cao Zhengshuang has no intention of provoking a vain and arrogant woman like Yu Haitang for the time being.

However, before Cao Zhengshuang could guess the purpose of Sha Zhu's words, Sha Zhu confessed himself.

"Cao Zhengshuang, you see, we are all neighbors in the Siheyuan."

"I'm already this old, and I still haven't found a wife."

"Would you teach me how to pick up lesbians?"

Sha Zhu showed a shy expression.

"You want me to teach you how to pick up girls?" Cao Zhengshuang was shocked.

I didn't expect Shazhu to ask such a question.

However, he suddenly had an idea and came up with a good idea to harm Sha Zhu.

Cao Zhengshuang asked, "Shazhu, do you really want to learn from me how to pick up girls?"

"Pick up girls? That's a pretty graphic term."

"I really want to learn from you." Sha Zhu said excitedly.

Cao Zhengshuang said, "Shazhu, you should know that picking up girls is an ancestral skill of our Cao family, commonly known as the Eighteen Ways to Pick Up Girls."

"If I teach you, it would break the rules of our Cao family."

"so……"

Sha Zhu was anxious: "Cao Zhengshuang, stop talking nonsense to me, just tell me how you can teach me."

"Teach you? Since you are so sincere, it is not impossible."

"How about this, if you promise to cook dinner for me for a month, I'll teach you."

"One month, Cao Zhengshuang, is this too long?"

“Do you provide the ingredients?”

"You prepare the ingredients yourself. Eat one meat and one vegetable every night. The nutrition should be balanced."

Sha Zhu curled his lips, even though he felt that he was losing out by both working and providing materials.

But when he thought about being able to immediately learn Cao Zhengshuang's family-inherited skills in picking up girls, he compromised.

"Okay, but you have to swear to teach me the real technique."

Cao Zhengshuang waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, Silly Zhu, I still have some morals."

"Since I promised you, I will definitely teach you the real technique."

"Then you should swear an oath too." Sha Zhu encouraged.

"swear?"

Cao Zhengshuang thought about it and felt that he was not lying to Shazhu, so he swore: "If I lied to Shazhu and hid anything, I will be struck by lightning, that's all!"

"Okay, definitely okay."

Even the thunder and lightning came out, and Sha Zhu finally believed it.

"Then Cao Zhengshuang, please teach me now."

Sha Zhu asked anxiously.

Cao Zhengshuang said, "Shazhu, if you learn technology from me, then I will be your teacher."

"Do you want to give me a formal set of etiquette for becoming a disciple?"

"Apprenticeship etiquette?" Sha Zhu was stunned. He didn't expect Cao Zhengshuang to ask for so much.

"Silly Zhu, if you learn my skills, I guarantee you'll be able to find a wife."

"So, you take me as your master, kowtow to me, and pass me a cup of tea. You won't suffer any loss."

Cao Zhengshuang said with a smile.

"No, I'm a grown man, how can I kowtow to you?"

"A real man should stand tall and upright, worship heaven, earth and his parents. How can I worship you?"

Sha Zhu actually became arrogant.

"Don't want to worship me? Silly Zhu, it's not that I don't want to teach you, but you don't want to worship me as your master."

"So I haven't broken my previous oath."

"It's so late, I'll go back first."

"It's fine now that it's summer, but wait until winter."

"You are all alone, lying on a cold bed, with no one to warm you up."

"Just take your time to endure these days."