Siheyuan: I can change size at will
Chapter 46 Preaching and Learning
Thinking of the cold winter and the heavy snow outside.
Alone in the room, he could only rely on his wives and concubines to comfort his lonely heart.
The tragic scene made Sha Zhu shudder.
Although it is somewhat embarrassing to become Cao Zhengshuang's disciple, everyone in the room knows about it, including Cao Zhengshuang.
No one else knows about this embarrassing thing.
But if I really get married, I can take my wife out to show off, and that would be great.
Sha Zhu reluctantly agreed: "Cao Zhengshuang, don't leave. Can't I become your disciple?"
Sha Zhu immediately found a cup, put some of his treasured high-foam tea that he prepared to drink during the Chinese New Year in it, poured hot water over it, and the apprenticeship tea was ready.
He held the tea and handed it to Cao Zhengshuang.
"Not bad!"
Cao Zhengshuang smelled it but didn't drink it.
The main reason is that the water is too hot.
"What are you still standing there for? Kneel down!"
Cao Zhengshuang said with interest.
Sha Zhu frowned, and finally knelt down and kowtowed to Cao Zhengshuang in a hurry. But just when he was about to stand up, someone suddenly walked in.
"Zhuzi, what are you doing?"
The person who came was Yi Zhonghai.
"Uncle, no, it's not what you think..."
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's incredulous look, Sha Zhu hurriedly explained.
You must know that Yi Zhonghai and Cao Zhengshuang are sworn enemies, and Sha Zhu is Yi Zhonghai's henchman.
When Yi Zhonghai saw that his own henchman actually kowtowed to Cao Zhengshuang, the first thing he thought of was that Sha Zhu had betrayed him.
"Hmph! Zhuzi, you'd better think it over carefully."
Yi Zhonghai turned around and left.
"Uncle, please listen to my explanation!" Sha Zhu wanted to chase him out, but Cao Zhengshuang spoke.
"Silly Zhu, don't you want to learn from me?"
Sha Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai and then at Cao Zhengshuang.
In the end, for the sake of the woman, he decided to abandon Yi Zhonghai.
"Cao Zhengshuang, I've handed you the tea and kowtowed to you, so you can teach me now, right?"
Sha Zhu thought that after he got married, he could live his own life behind closed doors.
Even if the relationship with Yi Zhonghai deteriorates or even breaks down, it won’t have much impact.
Cao Zhengshuang smiled and said, "Just call me Master."
Sha Zhu hesitated for a long time before calling out, "Master Cao."
"alright."
"Now you must listen carefully. I am about to teach you my family's unique skills."
Sha Zhu pricked up his ears and listened attentively, afraid that he would be distracted and miss the exciting content.
"The first of the 18 ways our Cao family has to court women is to treat all women as carrots."
"radish?"
Shazhu was stunned. What does this woman have to do with carrots?
"Master Cao, I don't quite understand. Can you explain it to me?"
“Why do you think of women as carrots?”
Cao Zhengshuang put his hands behind his back and said, "Most women in this world are very superficial."
"From the perspective of evolutionary genes, they are usually determined to live by relying on others."
"Then what kind of person can I depend on to survive?"
"Naturally he is the strong one."
"A strong one?" Sha Zhu murmured thoughtfully.
"Yes, a strong one."
"Women are born to admire the strong, so you have to remember this, Silly Zhu."
"The more you lick women, the more you take them seriously, and the less they take you seriously."
"The more humble you are, the more they look down on you."
"The more you lick, the more they ignore you."
“So for them, you must treat them as carrots.”
"Don't be too nice to them."
"Really? But I always feel something is wrong." Sha Zhu asked doubtfully.
"No, that silly Zhu, based on your previous dog-licking behavior, which woman did you chase after?"
"What do you think."
Cao Zhengshuang asked back.
"That...this..."
Sha Zhu was speechless for a moment. He realized that even though he had been licking Qin Huairu like this, he didn't get any benefit at all.
Jia Dongxu and his colleagues paid for their hospitalization out of their own pocket.
However, from beginning to end, except for the moment when she asked him to pay, Sister Qin never looked at him again.
Could it be that I really acted too weak in front of Sister Qin because I was too flattering, not like a strong person, so Sister Qin didn't follow me...
Applying Cao Zhengshuang's theory, Sha Zhu carefully analyzed his past and found that it did make sense.
He said excitedly: "That means I can just treat them normally from now on, just like carrots, and that's all?"
Cao Zhengshuang frowned and said, "This is just the first step. You must prove that you are a strong man."
"It's a blessing for women to be with you."
"They are taking advantage of you."
"You have to have this kind of momentum, so that you can pick up girls."
"Remember, girls are attracted to you, not chased."
Sha Zhu worriedly asked, "What if this happens and I still can't catch up?"
Cao Zhengshuang said disapprovingly: "Then let's switch to the next one."
"Silly Zhu, there are thousands of women in the world, we don't need this one."
"This one doesn't work, let's switch to the next one."
"You will always meet someone who is just as stupid as you, no, someone with the same personality as you."
"Think about it, there are so many women in the capital, are you still worried about not being able to find a wife?"
"Yeah, if it doesn't work, try the next one."
"Cao Zhengshuang, you are right."
"From today on, I will never be a bootlicker again."
"I want to be strong."
Cao Zhengshuang smiled and said, "Silly Zhu, you finally got it."
"Yes, you are right to think so."
"As the chef of the steel mill, you have a stable job and two main rooms."
"With such good conditions, what kind of woman wouldn't like you?"
"If you like a woman, just chase her boldly."
"Even if they reject you, it's just because they are embarrassed."
"Haha, that's right. I'm so good, how could there be a woman who doesn't like me?"
"If you don't like me, you are definitely pretending. You are just thin-skinned."
Sha Zhu was full of confidence at this moment.
He felt that Qin Huairu didn't let him taste the sweetness because he was too flattering. Qin Huairu thought he was not a strong man.
From today on, he will change his attitude towards Qin Huairu.
You ignored me before, but I will make you out of my league from now on.
I am He Yuzhu, the top chef in our steel rolling mill. How can I be bullied by a country woman like Qin Huairu?
I am nice to you because I pity you.
You don't take me seriously.
From now on, I will never do you any good.
At this time, Shazhu has awakened 50%.
Cao Zhengshuang almost burst out laughing when he saw Sha Zhu's confident look.
The theory he just mentioned is indeed correct, but it is more suitable for the 21st century.
Nowadays, young men and women get to know each other through blind dates.
If Sha Zhu really did this, he might not lack vampires like the widow, but it would be too difficult for him to find a wife to live with.
Of course, whether Sha Zhu remains single for life has nothing to do with Cao Zhengshuang.
Besides, compared to being driven under a bridge to freeze to death when he is old, it might be better for Shazhu to be single all his life.
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