Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

Looking at the two people, Fu Xuan and Fu's mother, drinking and singing in the yard, they didn't know what to say.

"My dear son-in-law! I, your father-in-law, feel very close to you today. I feel like you are my brother. What do you think about us becoming sworn brothers?"

Shu Shu drank a glass of wine, but it did not stop the alcohol from eroding his brain. He was already dizzy from drinking it anyway.

"Okay, today I will call you big brother, but if I acknowledge you as my big brother, what about Xuan'er? Wouldn't the hierarchy be too confusing?"

"oops……"

Fu He stepped forward and patted Shu Shu on the shoulder.

"Brother, what you said is wrong. You can just discuss your own affairs! Then you can call Xuan'er your wife and Xuan'er can call you uncle, right?"

Fu Xuan:? ? ?

No, Dad! What are you talking about? You are really my real dad! You directly acknowledge your son-in-law as your brother, and even tell your daughter to call your brother uncle? Your brother calls your daughter wife?

This generation is quite confusing, isn't it?!

Fu Xuan looked at the cup in Fu He's hand and immediately understood what had happened.

It seems that the two of them were drunk...

"Brother, it is my honor to recognize you as my brother..."

Shu Shu said as he summoned a space hole.

"Wait, I'm going to capture the Emperor Bow Siming [Hunter] Lan that your Xianzhou believes in! Then hang him on the wall and let that guy be a witness here for us!"

As Shu Shu said this, he prepared to enter the space cave to catch [Hunting] Lan.

"Brother, please go as soon as possible and come back soon! Kill Di Gongsi... life, life, life... Damn it! Brother, please don't go!"

Fu He was so frightened by Shu Shu's behavior that he was half awake (he remembered his awe for Emperor Gong Siming and forgot that Shu Shu was a star god stronger than Lan).

Oh my god! This is really outrageous! When ordinary Xianzhou people become sworn brothers, they just worship the statue of Emperor Gong Siming.

As a result, my younger brother decided to catch the real one directly!

If he really swore brotherhood under the witness of Emperor Gong Siming, he would most likely be labeled as "disrespectful to Emperor Gong Siming". (At this time, Fu He was still drunk and in awe of Lan.)

Although his son-in-law and younger brother really had the ability to capture the Emperor Gong Siming they believed in, hang him on the wall, and make them swear brotherhood in front of Emperor Gong Siming...

"Alas, alas...brother, what you said is wrong..."

Shu Shu patted Fu He's hand.

"Since we are going to be sworn brothers, and since I am a Star God, I will naturally capture the best witness from your Immortal Boat!"

"If the two of us become sworn brothers in front of that guy [Hunter] Lan's portrait, I will go and kill that guy in two days!"

"What level of star god is this... My eldest brother and I want to become sworn brothers, but he only lets us worship his portrait!"

Shu Shu said this, forcefully shook off Fu He's hand and walked into the space hole.

Because Fu He was close, he could see that on the opposite side of the cave there was a Centaur creature holding a bow and shooting the rich evil creature.

Fu He: Hiss, hiss, hiss…

Damn... my son-in-law and brother is really awesome! He said he would capture Emperor Gong Siming to be a witness to their sworn brotherhood. He must be serious!

"father……"

Fu Xuan's resentful voice sounded from the side.

Fu He turned around and saw his daughter, looking at him speechlessly.

"Daughter...daughter, have you finished talking to your mother?"

Although he didn't know how long his daughter and wife had been watching, Fu He still decided to struggle and see.

"When did you come..."

"You became sworn brothers without my consent, and you left me to discuss my own affairs..."

Fu Xuan just looked at Fu He with an expressionless face.

"Dad, you are really stupid. You just turned your daughter's husband into her uncle right away... Hehe... Moreover, you two swore brotherhood and even asked Emperor Gong Siming to come and witness it in person... You are so proud..."

"Come, come, come... Lan, today I am sworn brother to my eldest brother, you must be here to witness it! You are their faith! When they swear brotherhood here, they usually do it in front of your portrait. I am a star god, right? So I have to be very proud! I must swear brotherhood in front of your original portrait!"

Shu Shu put his arm around Lan's shoulders and walked out of the space-time cave.

"Meet Emperor Gong Siming!" x3

Although Fu Xuan, Fu He, and Fu Mu also guessed that there was such a possibility, they really didn't expect that Shu Shu would actually capture their belief in Emperor Bow Siming [Hunter] Lan from the front line of hunting down the evil creatures to be a witness to the sworn brotherhood between him and Fu He.

Shu Shu shrunk Lan into the size of a figurine and placed it on the altar next to him, and then put fruit snacks, incense sticks and other things on it.

"Lan, I'm warning you, don't move! If you move... I'll join forces with Aha to beat you up!"

Shu Shu threatened Lan, and Lan didn't dare to move after hearing what Shu Shu said.

This guy is obviously drunk. He and Aha are both more troublesome than each other. They often get drunk and don't use their abilities to get rid of their drunken state, just acting crazy everywhere.

And when these two guys get drunk and act crazy, what they do is more outrageous than the other.

To put it simply, they are really ruthless and they will really do what they say.

In order to avoid the double mixed circle kick of [Joy] Aha and [Concept] Shushu, [Hunting] Lan could only stand there motionless with a bow and arrow drawn, acting as a motionless figure.

"Come on, come on, brother, hurry up and worship this thing with me. After we worship this thing, we will be brothers..."

Shu Shu came to Fu He, patted his shoulder, took his arm and prepared to walk towards the altar where the True Emperor Gong Siming was enshrined.

Fu He now only felt his head buzzing. The effect of the alcohol that had just subsided was now surging up again, and he felt that he was fine again.

In Xianzhou, people swear brotherhood to the sculpture or hanging image of Emperor Gong Siming. But in his place, you are swearing brotherhood to the real Emperor Gong Siming. How impressive it is to tell others about it!

"Hahaha! Uncle! You are being so dishonest! You think Ah Ha is not your brother, right?! We often go out together to have fun, and now that you recognize him as your big brother, why don't you look for me, your little brother?!"

A pile of circus debris fell from the sky, and a man walked out of it.

"Come on, come on, since you have acknowledged me as your big brother, I have to acknowledge you as my big brother too! I won't admit defeat!"

Now Aha only felt that Shu Shu's behavior was very funny.

How fun it is to worship your best friend’s elder brother as your elder brother!

"Ahaha you're here!"

Shushu watched Aha reach out to greet this guy and hurried over.

"Come on, come on, let me introduce you. This is my father-in-law and elder brother. You are here today too, how about we... become sworn brothers together?"

"Okay!"

Ah Ha was stunned for a moment, and finally came to Shu Shu and Fu He.

"In that case, Ahaha will be the youngest one! Then you will have to rely on your two brothers for protection!"

Ah Ha had only one thought in his mind, that if he really became the youngest among the three, then maybe he could rely on the fact that he was the youngest to order these two guys around and help him have fun in the universe.

Lan: Have you ever considered my feelings?