Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

My name is Lan, I am an ordinary man who has reached the pinnacle of [Hunter]’s destiny and has become a Star God.

Logically speaking, I should now follow the hunting route to hunt for abundant evil creatures.

I was indeed hunting for the rich evil creatures before, but suddenly, the [Concept] Star God, who was more powerful than me, came out drunk from a space hole next to me, beat me up without saying a word, and dragged me to a fairy boat of the Fairy Boat Alliance that I was in charge of.

This guy was mumbling something about wanting to become sworn brothers with a Xianzhou person.

I just received the news that this guy, together with another star god, robbed one of my immortal boats, and now he is directly sworn brothers with one of the people in my immortal boat. What should I do in this situation?

And they shrunk me down and put me on the altar...

He is still alive, not dead! And why did you two, sworn brothers, come over as well?

Uh... something seems wrong. Normally, [Joy] and [Concepts] always appear together in the universe and do whatever they want.

[Hunting] Xing Shenlan looked at the three guys kneeling in front of him with a complicated expression.

Two star gods and one ordinary person.

This ordinary person was really lucky, as he was able to become sworn brothers with the three gentlemen in front of him.

It will be so face-saving to tell others about this later!

"Emperor Bow Siming is above!" x3

"I! [Concept] Star God Shushu!"

"Me! [Joy] Aha!"

"I! Fu He, the head of Xianzhou Fu family!"

"Today, we are sworn brothers in front of Emperor Gong Siming! We share honor and disgrace, and live and die together! When one of us is in trouble, all sides will make things difficult for us! Emperor Gong will rise again! Witness our friendship as brothers!" x3

Lan listened to the declarations of the three people below with a complicated expression.

Is there something wrong with your declaration?

Different lives and different deaths? Generally speaking, shouldn't we live and die together? Why did you play it like this?

They are indeed a funny couple, and the vows they made were extremely strange.

And what does that mean when one side is in trouble, everyone else is making things difficult for it?

That is to say, if one of you makes a mistake, the other two will come over to watch the fun and make things difficult for the unlucky guy, right?

sizzle...

What a unique statement...

"Second brother! Third brother!"

Fu He raised a glass of wine and toasted Shu Shu.

"Brother!" x2

Shu Shu and Aha also picked up a glass of wine at the same time, clinked glasses with him, and poured the wine on Lan.

Lan, who was splashed with wine, said: I'm not angry, I'm not angry...

I can't beat the other two star gods. There's no point getting angry. Even if I take action, I'll get beaten up. Maybe my drunken subject will come up and kick me. Yes, yes, yes, I must hold back...

Being beaten by two star gods together is not a big deal, but being kicked by your own people and being unable to resist is a real shame!

He is the Star God! The myth that the Immortal Boat Alliance believes in and follows! He cannot leave any dirt on himself.

After thinking about this, Lan suddenly felt a little better.

"Since we have become brothers, Aha will go first!"

After Aha waved goodbye to Shu Shu and Fu He, he flew back to the Luofu Fairy Boat to see Jing Yuanyuan and the cub in Jing Yuanyuan's belly.

"OK~ We have already sworn brotherhood, so this Emperor Bow Siming is of no use..."

Shu Shu came to the altar, picked up Lan, opened a space hole, and threw the guy back.

……

At the same time on a remote planet.

"Believe in abundance and you will have eternal life!"

A strange-looking creature is demonstrating the power of a rich destiny. This vitality makes people on this planet worship it.

Lan suddenly appeared here, drunk.

He looked at the abundant aura below, then silently drew his bow and shot an arrow downwards.

"boom!"

The entire planet was blown up by this arrow!

"MD! MD! MD!"

Lan was very angry and madly shot an arrow of destruction towards the place with a fertile atmosphere around him.

He was very angry because Shu Shu, Aha and Fu He had poured wine on him just now.

If it weren't for his lack of strength to defeat the two star gods, and if he really wanted to fight Fu He, he would most likely be surrounded and kicked by the two star gods, he now only dared to frantically attack the guys below who had received the power of abundance.

"Uh...what's wrong with you? You're suddenly going crazy and attacking planets here..."

[Abundance] Pharmacist also sensed Lan's venting attack, and came here and looked at Lan who was drunk, feeling a little puzzled.

“Ahhh… I’m speechless! Those two guys, Aha and Shu Shu, became sworn brothers with an ordinary person from the Immortal Boat Alliance that I’m in charge of!”

Lan put away the bow and arrow in his hand and confided his tragedy to his mortal enemy, the pharmacist.

"That Shu Shu guy seemed to be drunk. He said that in the Immortal Boat Alliance, if you want to be sworn brothers, you have to worship my statue. He said that he is a Star God and he has to worship me in person!"

"I was slacking off at the front line at the time! This guy just ran over and beat me up! When he left, he asked me, 'Will you help me? Will you help me?' He didn't even tell me what I needed help with, he just kept talking while beating me!"

"After I understood what was going on, I went over to serve as a statue for them to worship. Then Aha came over as well. I couldn't beat them, so I let them worship me. But after they finished worshipping me, they poured wine all over me!"

Lan kept pouring out his grievances and anger.

"OK OK……"

The pharmacist came to Lan and hugged him gently, and several hands caressed his body.

"You know what kind of temper they have. Don't be angry. How about I let you shoot me with two arrows today to calm down your anger?"

The pharmacist suddenly noticed that Lan was blushing.

"Oh my, look at me, why is our [Hunting] Star God blushing after I just said a few words to you? You don't really like me like the story in your fairy boat?"

"No...No! That's not the case! My destiny is to hunt you down! How could I possibly like you!"

Lan said angrily.

"Okay, okay..."

The pharmacist smiled gently.

"Then I'll go and restore the vitality of those planets you blew up. Don't forget to wipe off the alcohol on your body. Do you need me to treat your injuries? You seemed to have said before that you were beaten up by that guy Shu Shu. Are your injuries serious?"

"It's okay! You'll heal yourself! I'm leaving now!"

Lan ran away without looking back.

"puff……"

The pharmacist felt helpless but also amused at Lan's attempt to hold on.

"Forget it, forget it. Let's quickly restore the vitality of the broken planet in this area..."