Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god
Chapter 55 Shooting yourself in the foot
Fu Xuan looked at how his biological father had just become sworn brothers with two star gods, and suddenly he felt that the whole world was wrong.
What virtue and ability has my father possessed?
Isn't this just a guy who got drunk, had a car accident while driving the Star Chariot, smashed the heirloom, and crippled himself in the process?
He could actually become sworn brothers with two star gods...
"Come on, come on... Second brother, let's continue drinking. Third brother probably has something else to do so he won't stay. You don't have anything to do, so let's go! Let's continue drinking!"
Fu He said as he pulled Shu Shu towards the previous table. Then he saw his daughter and wife staring at them in amazement.
"Hey! Xuan'er! Come, come, come! Come to see your second uncle! You said, your second uncle and I hit it off right away! And you also have a third uncle! I guess you also saw him just now... Hey, hey, hey... Wife! Why did you pull my ears?!"
Before Fu He could say a few words, Fu's mother grabbed his ear and took him away.
"You're not actually drunk at all, are you?"
When Fu Xuan came to Shu Shu, Shen Bai looked at Shu Shu a little angrily.
"You actually swore brotherhood to my father and call me uncle. What will the baby in my belly call you in the future?!"
"Xuan Er~"
As soon as Shu Shu heard Fu Xuan's words, the smell of alcohol on his face disappeared immediately, and he touched Fu Xuan's head very gently.
"The child is mine, so of course you should call me father. Don't worry. Our generational relationship is different outside and inside the house. You can call me uncle outside and husband inside the house."
Shu Shu's smiling expression made Fu Xuan so angry that he couldn't even hit her.
I feel like my stomach is going to swell!
"Humph!"
Fu Xuan puffed up his cheeks and ran to the side to kick stones angrily.
Shu Shu also knew that although Fu Xuan could be teased for a while, he couldn't tease him too hard, otherwise he would probably bite him.
but……
Shu Shu stepped forward and rubbed Fu Xuan’s puffy cheeks.
Mm, it's soft and feels very good to touch.
"you!"
Fu Xuan looked at Shu Shu viciously and was about to get angry.
"Ah! Husband, when did you become so..."
Fu Mu's voice suddenly came from not far away.
When Fu Xuan heard his mother's voice, he suddenly remembered...
This place doesn't seem too far from my mother's house.
but……
Didn’t the mother just leave with her father?
Fu Xuan looked in the direction of his mother's house with a little doubt. Seeing Fu Xuan's curious look, Shu Shu suddenly became playful and pulled Fu Xuan away secretly. The two of them arrived at the door of Fu's mother's house.
"Haha! Madam, your husband will definitely satisfy you today!"
"Well, Boss, I believe you must stay for more than four hours today!"
……
Listening to the sounds coming from inside the room, Fu Xuan's face slowly began to turn red.
This sound...
My parents should know that I and Shu Shu are nearby.
How could they do such a thing when they knew they were nearby?!
"Xuan'er, don't worry. I have concealed our presence now. Even if we push the door open and look inside, they won't be able to spot us..."
Shu Shu leaned close to Fu Xuan's ear, whose face was flushed, and whispered.
"Are you interested in going over to take a look?"
Fu Xuan punched Shu Shu's chest with a red face, and his voice slowly began to tremble.
"You bad guy~ stop talking~"
"Pfft... From what you said, Xuan'er, I think you want to go and have a look..."
"Wait……"
Before Fu Xuan could finish his words, he felt the space around him twist, and then the two of them came to a chair in the room.
Fu Xuan looked at the scene in the room and his cheeks suddenly began to turn red.
No, are you sick?
"Xuan'er...if you use all your strength, will you tear my ears?"
"How is this possible? You are a Star God and your body is invulnerable. Even if I use all my strength, I can't cause any harm to you, right?"
When Fu Xuan heard Shu Shu's question, he subconsciously refuted.
However, just after Fu Xuan finished his rebuttal, he suddenly realized that the meaning of what he had just said was very obvious.
Fu Xuan felt the space around him spinning again, and he subconsciously closed his eyes. When he opened his eyes, they had already appeared in the room of Yalilo No. 6.
Fu Xuan was put on the bed. The bed sheet with red plum blossoms on it from last night had been changed and replaced with a blue sheet.
"Hey... You... Brother, it's not a good idea for us to do this at a time like this, right? I've already said what I want to say, you can't do anything else to me, right?"
Fu Xuan shrank back in fear and looked at Shu Shu, but Shu Shu just smiled smugly at Fu Xuan. This smug look made Fu Xuan feel like a prey caught in a trap.
"When I came back here just now, I had already removed your two conceptual destiny powers, so what you said just now doesn't count, but what you said before still counts..."
Fu Xuan thought about what he had said before.
It seems to be about ear cleaning.
Fu Xuan felt speechless when he thought of this.
After all this time, I thought it was nothing.
"Whoosh..."
Fu Xuan lay on the bed with red eyes, staring at the ceiling blankly.
Has this guy never cleaned his ears? Why are there stones in his ears?
My eyes hurt so much that I reluctantly took it out...
Fu Xuan rubbed his hands, then picked up the pillow next to him.
I’m sleepy, sleepy, sleep…
……
at the same time.
In the back garden of Fu Mansion.
"Brother, your body has recovered, how do you feel now?"
Shu Shu and Fu He were talking while grilling in the yard.
The meat was the top-grade piggy bank meat that Shu Shu took from the material converter, and the wood was the Yunxiang Qi wood that Fu He's family loved the most.
Although Fu He felt his heart bleeding when he cut down his favorite wood, but...
This is the only thing we have at home, so we can use it as firewood nearby.
Besides, others have given me the concept I wanted most, and I just took out a piece of broken wood that I liked before and used it as firewood!
For Fu He, chopping firewood is well worth it!
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