Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"Um...why did you kiss me all of a sudden!"

Fu Xuan pushed away Shu Shu, who was holding her head and biting her lips, and looked at Shu Shu with a red face, who was licking her while biting her lips just now.

"Slurp... I'm just helping you deal with the excess cream around your mouth."

As Shu Shu spoke, he was still smacking his lips, as if he was savoring the taste he had just tasted.

"This cream is a little too sweet. It may also be because someone often eats candy, so their mouth is a little sweet..."

Shu Shu said this as he patted the plump piggy bank.

"Let's go, it's time to go home. We've been out for so long and even had a cake. I'll make you a cup of coffee later when I have time... Ah, pregnant women can't drink coffee, right?"

Shu Shu tilted his head and thought carefully.

There is a stimulant substance in coffee, which should not be good for pregnant women and may even have many disadvantages.

Then Fu Xuan can't drink it, and he still can't make perfect coffee beans now. Aha won't eat the coffee beans he makes at this stage.

"It would be great if Shen Bai could come over. The coffee he makes is pretty good. But I'm clearly making it according to his method. I've already put a concept in my mind. Why can't I replicate it?"

Shu Shu knocked his head and muttered to himself.

"It's a pity that the guy didn't come. The other three sons are useless. Fortunately, they don't have the same hobbies as me, otherwise I would have to fight with them."

However, Shu Shu didn't know that there were some things that he just didn't have the talent for, and he couldn't do it even if he used external forces.

It's like Shu Shu, he has given himself the concept of never going empty-handed when fishing, but every time he goes fishing he never catches any fish.

It’s not that I don’t catch anything, but sometimes I get some.

He seldom goes fishing now. If he wants to eat fish, he just jumps into the bucket, finds a fish he likes, takes it away, cooks it and eats it.

Fishing was a leisure activity that people used to do when they had nothing to do.

Sometimes it's just because I keep thinking about something and getting angrier and angrier, so I want to find a punching bag, but if I don't find another punching bag, I will explode when I lose control of my anger.

The star god Aha is a perfect punching bag, with the same level of strength, so even if he gets too big by accident, it won’t be a big deal.

Aha, that fun-loving guy, is also enjoying it.

After all, every time he was beaten, it meant that Shu Shu could do something with Aha.

Sometimes they go together to rob a planet of its materials.

Sometimes they would embarrass the leaders of various large organizations in the universe, such as making the founder of the Interstellar Peace Company's head fall on the thing of the Five Grains and Samsara. This idea was suggested to him by Shu Shu.

It also includes the time when Aha had let [Destruction] and [Hunter] fight each other.

Basically, after Shu Shu defeats Aha, Aha will take Shu Shu with him to do various things in the universe.

……

"yawn--"

Fu Xuan sat on the piggy bank and yawned lazily.

"I feel so sleepy. I'm going to sleep now. I'll give you this piggy bank. It's quite comfortable to sit on. You can use it as a mount."

Shu Shu nodded and patted the piggy bank's head.

"You are very lucky. From now on, you are my family's mount. How about it? Are you happy? The mount of the Star God family, this is something you Piggy Bank Clan have never had before, right?"

Shu Shu's smiling face made the piggy bank feel a little scared.

Whose mount does this guy say he is?

Star God?! They are a family of piggy banks, and they have also produced people with different fates.

The piggy bank, who has chosen the path of [Save and Protect] because he wants to protect his family, can add a shield to his teammates.

Because his entire family was slaughtered, the piggy bank who wanted to destroy the world and embarked on the path of [Destruction], anyone who attacks this piggy bank will be retaliated by the [Destruction] piggy bank.

The piggy bank that witnessed its companions being injured and wanted to heal them and thus embarked on the path of [Abundance] can heal teammates, but... it can only heal teammates and not itself.

The piggy banks that travel through various destinies actually have some flaws, but compared to those piggy banks that are powerless, these piggy banks are safer.

After all, it has some abilities, so it won't be directly grilled in the oven like its second uncle.

I have now become the piggy bank of the Star God. Although I don't know how powerful this Star God is, but since I have become a Star God, I must be much stronger than most creatures.

So it can be said that Piggy Bank was very caring towards Shu Shu.

“Yohou, it seems that you also know something about the Star God, and you are quite self-aware… Forget it, I will let you follow my fate… At least you can guarantee your own safety…”

Shu Shu looked at the fat and strong piggy bank, stroked his chin, thought for a while, and then began to construct concepts.

Shu Shu spread out his right hand, and the two concepts of "absolute protection" and "100% rescued by heroes" appeared on his hand.

"These two concepts should be enough..."

Shu Shu looked at the two concepts and nodded, and finally pressed the piggy bank's head.

"You are just a piggy bank. You need to do your duty well, so I have no ability to talk to you. Just be your mount."

Shu Shu rubbed the piggy bank's head, and finally pushed it away with a bit of disgust.

To be honest, Shu Shu felt that this head didn't feel as good as the heads of the two little lolita Lingke and Clara.

Emmm...it's not as comfortable as Lingke, Fuxuan, and Clara's twin ponytails.

Shu Shu stretched and came to his vegetable garden.

"Hey, Cai Xiaokun, do you have any delicious vegetables to recommend today?"

After Shu Shu arrived at the vegetable garden, he knocked on the head of the parrot that was practicing the iron mountain leaning on a wooden stake.

"Tsk tsk tsk... I feel like I shouldn't have given you the concept of 'Little Blackie'. How come this concept has grown up according to what I thought at the time?"

Shu Shu looked at the parrot with a dark face, who had a middle-parted hair.

"Hey... our Star God is back. What are your requirements for the taste and sweetness of the vegetables today? The vegetable farmers here are all working very hard to grow vegetables!"

The parrot pointed to the vegetable patch where basically everything was in chaos.

It's very strange in this vegetable garden.

In this vegetable garden, you can see cabbages doing push-ups, and sunflowers glowing and spitting out seeds. The most bizarre thing is the three pumpkins sitting on the ground around a tree stump and playing Landlord.

Shu Shu originally intended to give these vegetables in this vegetable garden a concept that allows them to grow freely.

That's what he did at the beginning, but later on, he felt that the vegetables were not very tasty.

Thinking that there are only vegetables and I know them best, I gave these vegetables the concept of "vegetable farmers". After these vegetables were given the concept, they also carried out their work very seriously.

It’s just that some special vegetables look a little strange.

Now Shushu's vegetable field has become a small village. Although the residents grow these vegetables, the vegetables are really delicious, but there is no order.

In order to manage the place, Shu Shu specially found a parrot. The reason why Shu Shu chose this parrot was mainly because... it learned the Iron Mountain Backbone without any instruction.

This reminded Shu Shu of an old friend, so he adopted the parrot and gave it the concept of "Little Blackie" to become the manager of Shu Shu's vegetable garden.