Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

"Let's have some vegetables with a higher sweetness. You know the taste of the pregnant woman at home these days. It's best to eat them raw..."

Shu Shu thought for a moment and then spoke.

"Can I eat it raw? And I want vegetables that are sweeter?"

Cai Xiaokun tilted his head and looked at Shu Shu, his bird eyes full of doubts.

"Are you sure you're not kidding in front of Ben Heizi? This is a vegetable garden, not a place to grow fruits. Couldn't you have opened up an orchard? With this pile of vegetables, how many of them are sweet?"

Cai Xiaokun said as he shouted towards the group of vegetables below.

"Everyone! Lord Star God is here! Do you have any vegetables that can be eaten raw and taste sweet?! Lord Star God's wife wants to eat some!"

Cai Xiaokun's words attracted the attention of all the vegetables in the garden.

"Master Star God, isn't this embarrassing?"

Among the three pumpkins playing cards, Pumpkin A frowned and said.

"Pumpkin isn't too sweet. It's usually sweeter when stewed with sugar, and we haven't done any research on eating it raw..."

Pumpkin B nodded.

"The pumpkins we researched are all suitable for making sweet pumpkin soup. I heard that Sister Carrot's research seems to be about carrots that can be eaten raw. I wonder if Sister Carrot has figured it out yet."

Pumpkin C shook his head.

"I heard that Carrot Sister is still researching it. Some time ago, she asked Cai Xiaokun to go to a nearby planet to find a sweeter carrot for hybridization, but it probably hasn't been planted yet at this point."

Just as the pumpkins finished speaking, a bloated-looking carrot in high heels came over.

"Master Star God, I have recently developed a fruit carrot. This is a cross between a sweeter carrot from a nearby planet. It contains the gene from that carrot, so it may taste sweeter."

Shu Shu nodded, and finally pinched Cai Xiaokun's head next to him.

"As expected, you are a talented parrot. You have mastered the Kun technique 'Kun Flash' that comes with the concept of 'Little Blackie', and you can even run to other planets. I guess the carrot that Sister Carrot hybridized was the one you found."

"Hehe! Who made me so talented?!"

Cai Xiaokun raised his noble bird head proudly and said.

"Not only the Kun Technique 'Kun Flash'! The Kun Techniques 'Iron Mountain Lean Back', 'Kun Palm' and my own Kun Technique 'Kun Claw' have all been perfected by me! Even if the four generals under your command come up against me, I have the confidence to fight with them for a few moves!"

Shu Shu looked at Cai Xiaokun and his mouth twitched.

The guy must be talking about the "River God". Given his calm nature, he probably wouldn't really fight with his descendants.

If we really talk about He Shen's fighting ability, he can indeed be said to be the weakest among the four generals in Shu Shu's legion, but the concept this guy possesses can be said to be the most perverted among the four generals.

After all... they are all at the same level, and the power of the River God is enough to give [Destruction] Nanook a headache.

If you can't beat them, just summon a bunch of beings of the same level to circle and kick them together.

After destroying one wave, another group will be summoned out. Under this kind of human wave tactics, no matter how brave and good at fighting, in such a circle, they will either run away with their tails between their legs or be beaten to death.

"I think the person stationed over there in Pinocchio is Tom. Do you want me to send you over there to fight with Tom?"

Shu Shu looked at Cai Xiaokun's arrogant appearance, gave those guys a slap on the head and said.

Cai Xiaokun shuddered when he heard the name Shu Shu mentioned.

"Fuck... When I said fight, I meant fight the River God who doesn't like to fight back. Why did you ask me to fight Tom?! Forget Tom. I can't even beat Jerry, the mouse under him!"

"Hehe, what are you still talking about here?!"

Shu Shu hit Cai Xiaokun's bird head again and then came to Carrot Sister-in-law.

"Mrs. Carrot, where are the radishes you planted? Let me go and take a look..."

"My Lord, come with me..."

Sister Carrot led Shu Shu to a carrot field.

Sister Carrot said, pointing to the tender sprouts that had just grown in the ground.

"This is the hybrid I made, but it hasn't grown yet. You can use your powers to help it grow. I'm not sure if it has inherited the sweet gene, but it's fine to eat this carrot raw after washing it clean and peeling it. Also, the freshly pulled carrots are crisper and taste pretty good."

Shu Shu nodded, and finally used his ability to make those carrots grow.

Soon the carrots began to grow vigorously and fruits appeared underground.

Shu Shu reached out and pulled the carrot out of the ground. After washing it with water, he simply peeled it and took a bite.

"Hmm...Ms. Carrot, your carrots taste really good!"

The first time Shu Shu took a bite of this carrot, he felt it was just one word - crisp! As he chewed it, the carrot juice slowly seeped out, and the sweetness of this carrot was indeed much sweeter than ordinary carrots.

"Sister Carrot, the carrots you hybridized taste pretty good. You can grow a lot of them..."

Shu Shu said as he pulled up a few more carrots and left. Then Cai Xiaokun, the parrot, flew to Carrot Sister-in-law.

"Auntie Carrot, can you let me have a bite of your carrot?"

Sister Carrot shook her head.

"There's nothing I can do, you see..."

Sister Carrot pointed at the small carrot seedlings that had just grown in the field.

"Lord Star God only helped the carrots he pulled out to grow. These are still carrot seedlings. Even if you want to eat them, I can't pull one out for you. There may not be any carrots growing underneath yet."

"Boiled!"

Cai Xiaokun cursed and flew away.

"Hey! Cai Xiaokun! You are a civilized parrot, you can't swear!"

Behind Cai Xiaokun, Sister Carrot was giving him earnest advice.

"Although you have practiced Kunjutsu very well, you may encounter a strong opponent. If you encounter a strong opponent, your bad mouthing may bring you trouble."

"I don't want to listen, Sister Carrot is chanting!"

Cai Xiaokun flew to the three pumpkins who were playing cards over there.

"Do you have any good quality pumpkins today? I want to drink pumpkin soup today, and I can also get some pumpkin seeds..."

Pumpkin A pointed to a pumpkin in a pumpkin field not far away that looked like a very good pumpkin.

"That's the better one we grew. You can pick it and cook it. Remember to bring some for us too. Otherwise, don't get our pumpkin next time!"

"OK, OK."

Cai Xiaokun nodded, and finally flew over to peck the pumpkin vine, picked up the pumpkin and flew towards his own bird's nest.

"When the pumpkin soup is done, I'll bring it to you!"

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(The second general of the [Two Thorny Ape Legion] has been confirmed to be Tom, the legion is named [The King's Army], and the members of the legion are tentatively Jerry, Patrick, Droopy, and Bugs Bunny.)

(There are still two generals who have not been determined yet. Readers with ideas are welcome to leave your ideas here.)