Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

Shu Shu took the carrots to his kitchen, peeled them first and then cut them into pieces and carved them.

In the world of Bengtie, Shu Shu sometimes learns some other skills when he has nothing to do.

Although he failed to catch any fish and the coffee beans he made were burnt, he still learned a lot of skills.

Carving on various things is also something he learned.

Ah Ha has a statue of a baba that he carved before, and he treasures the statue very much.

Sometimes I would just use the sharper part of the statue to hit someone on the head.

This made the statue of Poop turn a little red. After Aha’s work, the statue looked like...

According to the owner of the statue, Aha, the statue now looks like the bloody feces discharged by a hemorrhoid patient on the first day of defecation after having had a hemorrhoidectomy.

Not to mention seeing it, just hearing the description made him feel a little sick, and Shu Shu immediately pinned Aha to the ground and beat him up.

This guy actually said such disgusting things in front of him.

As a result, the stew he had just prepared was all over Aha's face.

That stew was made up of all kinds of top ingredients from the universe that he had just snatched from the Interstellar Peace Company using the identity of Aha.

The stew made with such good ingredients is all so cheap.

When Shu Shu saw Aha happily eating the soup and ingredients on his body, he knew that this guy was definitely doing it on purpose!

Maybe I disguised myself as Aha and went to rob the Interstellar Peace Company, and Aha was watching right beside me at that time!

Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence! Shu Shu had just cooked the essence of various top ingredients into a stew, and this guy came out and told him a disgusting thing, which made him angry and threw the stew at this guy.

Shu Shu, who was so angry, pressed Aha and beat him up.

……

"Fu Xuan's carrot sculpture looks pretty good..."

Shu Shu cut with a knife for a long time and finally cut out a carrot sculpture that looked like Fu Xuan.

This sculpture shows Fu Xuan sitting in his office working. This is the scene that Shu Shu saw when he went to Luofu a hundred years ago.

At that time, Fu Xuan was still working hard to become a general, and Jing Yuanyuan had already begun to push him around to do all kinds of things that only a general would do.

To put it simply, it means being a professional worker.

As Shu Shu was thinking, he accidentally carved a 1:1 replica of Fu Xuan out of the injured carrot.

"Tsk tsk tsk... How could I be so clever and skillful? I can't say they are completely unrelated, I can only say they are exactly the same..."

Shu Shu looked at his new handicraft with great appreciation. If he gave it a "soft and sticky" concept and made a replica, would it be possible to make his two former girls step down?

Emmm...

Shu Shu suddenly thought of the two girls he hadn't used for a long time to solve some of his personal problems. In the past, these personal problems were not allowed to be seen by others, and Shu Shu could only wait until there was no one around to arrange for the two girls to help him deal with them. (What girls? Of course, they were our No. 5 girls...)

but……

Now these two girls can be said to have been laid off, after all, he already has two wives now.

I don't need these two girls to help with some personal matters.

After all, Clara, Lingke and Fu Xuan can help him deal with these things.

Shu Shu looked at the Fu Xuan radish and was about to eat it.

"Brother, are you...eh?!"

Clara, who had just returned home, heard noises coming from the kitchen and knew that her brother must be researching new cuisine or carving patterns on various foods.

Shu Shu has nothing to do at this stage, so besides making handicrafts, he is also working on food ingredients.

He carves various foods into tofu, cuts ordinary meat into thin slices that are translucent, and no matter how weird and time-consuming the processing of ingredients is, he does it anyway.

As a result, when Clara opened the kitchen door, she saw Shu Shu holding a carrot shaped like Fu Xuan and about to put it into his mouth.

"Clara? When did you come back?"

Shu Shu looked at Clara at the kitchen door, then looked at a carrot in his hand that was carved into the shape of Fu Xuan.

It seems... that I am being misunderstood.

Clara walked up and took the carrot from Shu Shu's hand, felt its size and dimensions, and then looked at Shu Shu.

"Brother, don't you like Clara and Lingke?"

Facing Clara's questioning tone, Shu Shu looked a little ugly.

How should I say this?

My current wife should have her own merits.

Clara looks cute and adorable.

Lingke gives people a sense of contrast.

Fu Xuan... that is a tsundere, and tsundere is always the most attractive

If Shu Shu were really asked to choose, he really wouldn't be able to pick which girl is the best.

The reason why I chose Fu Xuan when carving carrots is mainly because...

Ok……

Shu Shu admitted that he liked Fu Xuan very much.

Shu Shu mainly fell in love with her because she was the first girl he met and liked after coming to this world.

The impression is still quite deep.

So when I was carving today, I carved it subconsciously.

"Humph!"

Clara looked at Shu Shu with a puffy face, and finally took Shu Shu's hand and walked into the living room.

"Ah, ah, ah...Clara, wait a moment, I still have the knife in my hand..."

After Shu Shu threw the knife next to the chopping board in the kitchen, he followed Clara's force and came to the living room.

Clara pressed Shu Shu on the sofa, jumped directly onto Shu Shu’s chest, and stepped on Shu Shu’s face.

"Brother, you really make me speechless, don't you? Could it be that Sister Fu Xuan is good, but Sister Clara and Sister Ling Ke are not?!"

Shu Shu: Did Clara go uptown with Ling Ke and see something she shouldn’t have seen?

correct!

Shu Shu suddenly remembered something.

When I visited Lingke's home in the upper class district some time ago, Lingke seemed to treasure a pile of books very much.

Before Shu Shu could read, Ling Ke stopped him, saying that these books were for her and Clara to read together.

It is for girls only, boys are not allowed to see it.

Now think about it...

That pile of books looked suspicious no matter how I looked at them. They were probably some manuals on how to train a queen.

Looking at Clara, who was acting like a queen, Shu Shu suddenly felt like the girl next door had grown up.

"Hmm...it turns out I still can't control this template!"

Clara finally jumped off the sofa blushing.

Shu Shu: Very good. Although I may have learned something, I am still the shy girl at heart...