Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god
Chapter 87: Fu Xuan's Neurological Events During Pregnancy
"Xuan'er, is it hard to take care of a child?"
After Shu Shu returned to his home in the lower class, he asked while feeding his daughter with milk powder from a bottle.
"Okay……"
Fu Xuan said as he ate the cake that Shu Shu had just brought back.
"Shuyou is quite well behaved. She doesn't cry or make a fuss. It's just that changing her diaper is a little troublesome. Clara and Lingke will come to help me. Normally it's quite easy..."
"Um……"
Shu Shu nodded and then looked around.
"That's weird. Where's Clara? I met Lingbao before in the snowy plains, but where is Clara now?"
"Ah, Clara..."
Fu Xuan thought about it.
"It seems that he went to Swarovski to ask if there are any machine materials or something. He said he wanted to make a robot for children to play with."
Shu Shu nodded.
"There may be a lot more guests at Yalilo No. 6 today..."
Fu Xuan nodded.
"Ling Ke told me today that some strange people suddenly appeared here, and asked me to be careful and not go out these few days..."
Fu Xuan said as he looked towards Shu Shu.
"My intuition tells me that this matter has a lot to do with you. Tell me honestly, is my guess true?!"
"Uh……"
Shu Shu's expression froze.
To be honest, the sudden appearance of some strange people does have a little bit to do with him.
After all, he also played a role in this national destiny.
"Oh, let's not worry about these details. I have specially set up a barrier here that will not be discovered by anyone. I guarantee that we will not be discovered..."
Shu Shu hastened to assure.
"Oh……"
Fu Xuan nodded and continued eating the cake.
Shu Shu shook his head and stayed in the house to help Fu Xuan look after his daughter.
Children of a few months old basically spend their time sleeping, and Shuyou is no exception.
Although she is the child of the Star God, she has all the habits that a normal child should have.
It doesn't mean that the offspring of powerful creatures must be different. Basically, the offspring of any creature are almost the same...
It’s just that some organisms grow faster, or in other words, in harsh environments, any organism grows very fast.
Because if the growth rate is slow, it will not be able to survive in the cruel environment.
Shu You fell asleep after drinking the milk powder. Shu Shu put his daughter on the bed, covered her with a small quilt, stretched himself, and looked at Fu Xuan.
"Xuan'er, do you want to go to Luofu? Didn't you always say that you would go there to become a general after you recovered? Now that you are almost recovered, it's time to become a general, right?"
As soon as Shu Shu finished speaking, Fu Xuan's expression froze.
Yes, it seems that her original goal was to become a general of Luofu, but now she seems to have no intention of becoming a general anymore.
Especially after I got used to a comfortable life, I thought about the past...
Fu Xuan suddenly realized what his previous life was like...
Not to mention the daily hustle and bustle, Jing Yuan often throws all kinds of tedious things to me...
The original general was a lazy guy and didn't manage Luofu's affairs at all.
After relaxing and recreational for a long period of time, Fu Xuan's brain has completely relaxed from his previous state of wanting to be a general.
Now Fu Xuan thought about it carefully.
It seemed that I only needed to stop doing any work for a while and I believed that Jing Yuan would give up the position of general, right?
After all, Jing Yuan, the general who likes to slack off, would definitely be afraid of his best worker starting to work.
Consider oneself to be or be indispensable.
"Wuwuwu~ Fu Qing, I can't live without you~ From today on, you will be the general of Luofu Fairy Boat..."
Shu Shu felt a little confused as he looked at Fu Xuan who was muttering to himself.
No, this is what they call "one pregnancy makes you stupid for three years"?
I remember Fu Xuan used to be very smart, but why does he seem to be going crazy every day recently...
Especially during the pregnancy period, Shu Shu was sleeping soundly one time, and suddenly someone slapped him in the face.
Shu Shu subconsciously became defensive, and then he saw Fu Xuan looking at him with tears in his eyes.
What was he mumbling in his mouth?
Ah, right.
"You have the nerve to come back! What's wrong?! Did you have enough fun in Luofu and come back?!"
She cried so heartbreakingly, and even after she finished crying, she still said she wanted to eat fresh roasted pig's trotters covered with sugar.
Although Shu Shu felt very confused, he still hurried to the nearby planet to chop off a pig's hoof, and hurried home with the hoof. After cleaning it, he was about to start the exam. Then Fu Xuan looked at the pig's hoof in his hand that he was about to put on the grill with tears in his eyes.
And then what are you saying there...
"This hoof is so pitiful. It has to be separated from its mother at such a young age..."
If Shu Shu hadn't known at that time that women in the second trimester of pregnancy were very likely to suffer from mental disorders, he would have really felt that Fu Xuan was making fun of him.
Of course, he didn't waste what you mentioned. After baking it in the oven, he spread honey and sprinkled sugar on it and sent it to Fu Xuan.
Although Fu Xuan said something like how pitiful the hoof was, and that it looked insane to be separated from its mother at such a young age, he still happily ate the grape cleanly.
Emmm...When I say it was eaten cleanly, I actually just ate the crispy skin on the outside of the pig's trotter cleanly.
The main reason is that the crispy crust is brushed with honey and sprinkled with white sugar, so it tastes crispy and sweet, which is very much in line with Fu Xuan's taste.
After chewing on a layer of hoof skin that was brushed with honey and sprinkled with sugar, he took another bite and said that the hoof was not tasty.
Just throw it away.
At that time, Shen Bai felt it was a pity to lose the hoof, so he gave it to the piggy bank he kept at home.
……
(Interview Column)
(This is a short drama where the mentally ill author chats with some characters in the book.)
Let's interview the piggy bank that produced the hoof that Fu Xuan ate today...
Meteor: Mr. Piggy Bank, what do you want to say about the sudden loss of grapes?
Piggy Bank: I am extremely dissatisfied with the guy who suddenly took my front paw away! Damn it! Whose good person suddenly took away Piggy Bank's hoof! Damn it! Isn't this just bullying the honest Piggy Bank? ! ☆?◆???◣54ぁうぇ
Meteor: Mr. Piggy Bank, please calm down. We are conducting a special interview now...
Piggy Bank: I don’t care what kind of special interview you are! I just lost a front hoof and I’m in a bad mood now!
Meteor: You don’t want to give me face, right? (His eyes become dangerous and he slowly draws out the sword in his hand...)
Piggy Bank: (shivering) You can’t…
(Meteor used the "Shadowless Sword Technique" to chop the piggy bank into pieces... and cooked it into sweet and sour piggy bank pork tenderloin, piggy bank meat strips, piggy bank stewed with vermicelli and other delicacies in the interview space. The whole table of dishes was made of top-quality piggy bank meat, which was very fragrant.)
(Meteor stands in front of a table covered with dishes, holding a plate of braised pork and poking his head with a smile.)
Meteor: So today our interview ends here. Thank you to this guest for accepting our interview. Next I will have dinner. Dear audience friends, see you in the next column...
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