Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

Shu Shu came to the shack of his piggy bank and patted the head of the piggy bank who was sleeping on the mat in the shack.

"Piggy Bank, get up, and use it as a mount..."

The piggy bank twisted its body comfortably, got up, stretched vigorously, shook its body, drank a sip of water from the pool beside it, installed its own eating stuff on the automatic equipment next to it, jumped out of its shack, twisted its fat butt and came into the house.

It came to Fu Xuan and lay down.

"Princess, please take your seat!"

After Piggy Bank tapped a button on its right forelimb with its left forelimb, Shu Shu's voice came out on the recorder.

This was done when Fu Xuan was pregnant. During that time, Fu Xuan was dissatisfied with many things at home.

Even the piggy bank that served as a mount at home was no exception and was severely despised.

After being scolded by Fu Xuan that day, the whole village started to suspect that Piman was pregnant.

Finally, under Fu Xuan's various requests, Shu Shu finally made the carpet the way Fu Xuan liked it.

A particularly luxurious chair should be mounted on the back to form an umbrella. At the same time, there should be a small chair next to the chair that can automatically place juice, potato chips, etc.

At the same time, various devices that can make sounds should be placed on the four limbs of the piggy bank.

The sound coming from the right front room is "Princess, please take your seat", and the sound recorded in the pronunciation device at the left front limb is "Princess, please leave your seat".

The recording in the sound device placed on the hind limbs was recorded by Fu Xuan himself.

The recording on the right hind leg reads "General Luofu has arrived! Get out of the way!"

The recording on the left hind leg says "Come over here if you dare!"

Well, now after giving birth to the child, Fu Xuan’s train of thought has come back to normal.

Although he felt uncomfortable with his shameful behavior in the past, he felt that the equipment Fu Xuan that he had always wanted to equip Piggy Bank with seemed to be quite good.

Of course, Fu Xuan removed the two recorded sounds of the hind limbs.

Fu Xuan climbed onto the seat with the carpet on his back and looked at Xiang Shushu.

"What are you doing standing there? Let's go! If we go to Luofu later, Jing Yuan might blame me for this later..."

Shu Shu nodded, opened the space hole leading to Luofu, and then Piman slowly walked into the space hole.

The piggy bank moved quite fast. The reason why it was so slow was mainly to prevent Fu Xuan, who was sitting on it, from feeling any vibration.

The main focus is to make passengers feel comfortable.

After all, Piggy Bank's life during this period can be said to be very comfortable.

Not only is the entire piggy bank much safer, but the quality of life is also getting better day by day...

The first thing is that no one will come to hunt it down for no reason.

Are you kidding? This is the home of the Star God. Unless you are a Star God of the same rank, who would have nothing better to do than to run to the Star God's home and cause trouble for him?

Moreover, the living conditions here are very good, and various robots deliver fresh food every day.

In order to make the flesh on his body more comfortable, a special robot comes every day to massage it and relax the flesh.

Emmm... At the beginning, Piggy Bank was always worried that he might be caught as material because there was not enough meat in the piggy bank at home and Shu Shu was too lazy to run to the nearby planets to catch piggy banks.

But after a while, the piggy bank relaxed.

after all……

The vegetables in the backyard vegetable garden have all grown. If Shu Shu really wants to change the taste, he doesn't need to use them directly as ingredients. He can just go to the vegetable garden and ask the vegetable farmers there for some fresh vegetables.

Because it is the elder of the family, Xiao Kun often bribes it with various delicacies made from vegetables newly grown by farmers in the vegetable garden.

Anyway, it has been living a very good life during this period.

Of course, in order to provide better service, Shu Shu specially found a service robot for him to train the service ability of this piggy bank one-on-one.

Passing through the space hole, they arrived at a very magnificent mansion.

"Hey, uncle, long time no see. I have to trouble you to take care of my daughter again today..."

A very handsome man came up to Shu Shu and put his arm around Shu Shu's shoulders.

"Ahaha, after getting used to seeing you surrounded by all kinds of clutter, I'm suddenly a little uncomfortable with your human form..."

Shu Shu patted Aha's shoulder and said.

"Hahaha, I have to trouble you again today. I have to go earn some money for milk powder for my child. It's not easy to make money nowadays..."

Aha was a little helpless and scratched his hair and said.

"When you say earning money for milk powder, do you mean running to the Interstellar Peace Company and pointing an energy ball at the head of the founder of the Interstellar Peace Company to ask Fleming to help you prepare baby products?"

Shu Shu did not hesitate to expose how Aha earned money for milk powder for his child.

"Haha... this isn't the first time. If I need anything during this period, can I just go over and tell them? What's the Interstellar Peace Company? If they don't dare to prepare, I can just make a scene and destroy the Interstellar Peace Company, right?!"

Aha had an arrogant laugh in his mouth. For the God of Fun - [Joy] Aha, as long as it was something that interested him, he would do it immediately.

There is no plan or preparation, just do it directly.

Sometimes Shu Shu even felt that Aha was even more stubborn than Nanook.

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(Interview column...)

Meteor: No matter where you are right now, whether it is day or night, sunny or rainy, we are very honored to meet you here! Hello everyone, I am the host of this interview column and the author of this book, "Meteor"...

Meteor: The guest I invited today is the piggy bank that appeared in the plot of this chapter and was recruited by Shu Shu. Let’s welcome him with applause!

(Amidst the applause, Pa Man came and sat down on the sofa next to him...)

Meteor: Hello, Mr. Piggy Bank...

Piggy Bank: Hello, host, and hello to all the readers who are reading this book.

Meteor: Mr. Piggy Bank, I have a question. It may seem a little rude to ask it...

Piggy Bank: It’s okay, this is just an interview program, I will answer any questions...

Meteor (nodded): May I ask, in the last interview program, what kind of piggy bank was that?

Piggy Bank: That was my third uncle. Speaking of which, my third uncle disappeared after this interview. Do you know why?

Meteor (shaving teeth with a toothpick): emmm... maybe he committed suicide out of grief over losing a front limb. There's nothing we can do about it. A disabled piggy bank means he's not far from death...

Piggy Bank (nods): I didn’t expect my uncle’s psychological endurance is so poor, eh…eh? (Suddenly notices a pile of skulls on the table)

Piggy Bank (poking the skull): Where did this skull come from? It looks a bit like my third uncle...

Meteor: Dear readers, let's end this interview temporarily. I have something to discuss with all the Piggy Bankers. Let's read the main text first. Our interview column will continue in the next chapter...

(Turn off video recording.)

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