Naruto: I didn't say this is the real Hokage.

Sarutobi Hiruzen ran all the way to the foot of the wooden man and slowly looked up. There was only one thought in his mind:

[It’s so fucking big~]

When he goes to war with other villages in the future, all he needs to do is place this giant Buddha statue on the battlefield...

Who dares to fight him?

Just thinking about it makes me happy (*/w＼*)~

[I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, am indeed the strongest Hokage in Konoha’s history…]

The shameless Sarutobi Hiruzen praised himself secretly in his heart, then jumped excitedly and soared all the way up to the top of the wooden man.

He is a Hokage after all, and Sarutobi Hiruzen still has the ability to climb a tree. He used chakra to firmly attach his feet to the wooden man and jumped onto the top of the wooden man in a short while.

[I guess my dear sheep must be very excited to see me here, right? ]

Sarutobi Hiruzen reached the top, closed his eyes, spread his hands, and prepared to accept Lazy Sheep's worship.

As a result, the sixty-one people standing on top of the wooden man did not react at all, and they all looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen with eyes that looked at him as an idiot and pervert.

Everyone’s inner thoughts at this moment:

[He was such a nice old man, but I didn't expect him to be so perverted...

She is so old, but the color of the pajamas she wears is actually girly pink, and it even has lace...yue~]

……

[Hmm? What’s going on…

Where are the applause?! Where are the cheers?!

Oh... I forgot that my dear Yang'er has lost his previous memory, so he probably doesn't recognize me now...

Ahem~ I was just too excited. It’s understandable, it’s understandable…】

After waiting for a long time for no feedback from Lazy Sheep, Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his eyes and was stunned for a moment.

Why are there so many people on top of this wooden man’s head?

Moreover, these people all gathered around the sheep they valued, seemingly centering around him...

Could it be...

Sarutobi Hiruzen became even more excited and immediately ran towards Lazy Sheep.

"Good kids, you must be feeling very scared and helpless now after just waking up, right?

It's ok!

"Mr. Third Hokage of Konoha, your beloved Grandpa Sarutobi Hiruzen is here to personally take you home!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen thought that his expression was very kind, but the two rows of uneven yellow teeth that appeared when he opened his mouth really made Lazy Sheep and others feel disgusted.

call out!call out!

Yamato condensed two wooden javelins and shot them out, directly in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen's path, crossing them to block his steps.

"Hokage-sama, please respect yourself."

Yamato's attitude towards Sarutobi Hiruzen was unprecedentedly cold, and his words were also extremely cold.

[Yamato? Why is he here?! ]

Sarutobi Hiruzen frowned and felt unhappy.

[A mere piece of trash that I have given up on, yet you dare to stop me... Humph! ]

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had already given up on Yamato, became even more disgusted with Yamato after seeing the appearance of Lazy Sheep;

But he still tried hard to maintain a smiling face...

“Oh, it’s Yamato… I didn’t notice you just now, I’m sorry.

If you have any questions, you can come to me privately afterwards.

And now... could you please not stop me from developing feelings with these children? !"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ?(ˊ?ˋ*)~

Even Yamato Bird ignored this shameless old guy.

……

"Uncle, who is this old man with a smile on his face?"

Let me explain here. When the Akatsuki organization descended on Konoha, I was busy looking for food, so I didn't see Sarutobi Hiruzen's true face, so I didn't recognize him...

"Humph! This is the Third Hokage of Konoha, the one I mentioned before who conspired with Shimura Danzo to use you for human experiments."

"Sarutobi Hiruzen?"

Lazy Sheep felt that this name was very familiar.

Soon my lazy brother remembered, pointed at Sarutobi Hiruzen with a look of horror and shouted.

"I remember now, Konoha's Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen...

You're the old pervert who used Hidan's brother to make wine!!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen... old pervert!

...old pervert!

……abnormal!

……state!

No one knew which switch the excited Lazy Sheep touched on the wooden man under his feet, but the wooden man actually opened his mouth and started shouting along with Lazy Sheep.

Now, all the villagers in Konoha Village heard Lazy Sheep’s shocking speech.

And...it was heard quite clearly!

Konoha villagers: ⊙▽⊙! ! !

"Listen, Bokuto just called our Hokage a pervert~"

"Pass it on, the heir of the Senju clan denounced the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen as an old pervert!"

"Pass it on. Because the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen was so perverted, the First Hokage Hashirama was so angry that he ran out of the Pure Land and scolded him..."

……

Sarutobi Hiruzen: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? ! !

"How did you know this?!

Wait...you still have memories from before?!

Wait a minute!!!

Could it be that... you are in the same group with those guys from Akatsuki?!"

Otherwise, people become more refined as they age.

The cunning Sarutobi Hiruzen guessed most of Lazy Sheep's origins based on just one sentence from him.

"Ang~"

Lazy Sheep held his head high and nodded proudly.

"I, Lazy Sheep, am a member of Akatsuki... My father, Whitebeard - Edward Newgate."

As soon as he heard the name of Whitebeard, the huge figure that frightened him so much that he withered appeared in Sarutobi Hiruzen's mind...

Sarutobi Hiruzen almost peed himself. He looked around and didn't see any sign of Whitebeard or other members of the Akatsuki organization, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

[Huh~ As long as Edward Newgate, Hidan, and Nagato of Akatsuki... uh... come back!

As long as the adults of Akatsuki organization don't come, I have nothing to fear! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen regained his composure and turned to look at Lazy Sheep again, his eyes full of murderous intent.

"Hehe~ I didn't expect that you, whom I spent so much effort to train, would actually be from Konoha's enemy organization...

But it doesn’t matter, I will correct this mistake myself!”

Sarutobi Hiruzen's inner thoughts at this moment:

[This boy has already found his way to death! ]

"Earth Escape*Earth Dragon Bomb!"

"Fire Style*Fire Dragon Bullet!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his mouth and spit out two big dragons towards Lazy Sheep, then summoned the Ruyi Stick and rushed towards Lazy Sheep behind the two big dragons.

"Lazy Sheep, be careful!"

"Father, be careful!" x59

Upon seeing this, Yamato and the experimental subjects immediately stood in front of Lazy Sheep, but they were easily swept away by the Ruyi Stick in Sarutobi Hiruzen's hand.

"Haha~ You guys think you can stop me... Get lost!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was so powerful that he looked like he could take the head of a general among a million soldiers;

On the other hand, my lazy brother...

"Ah! Old pervert...don't come over here!"

A huge hand suddenly stretched out from above the wooden man's head and swept towards Sarutobi Hiruzen.

The next moment, the earth dragon and the fire dragon shattered, and Sarutobi Hiruzen... flew away.

After being hit, Hiruzen Sarutobi did not turn around to attack Lazy Sheep again. Instead, he used the force of being hit to flee far away.

Under the dim moonlight, Sarutobi Hiruzen's face turned ashen, his two arms holding the Ruyi Stick trembled uncontrollably, and blood was faintly flowing from his knuckles.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's inner thoughts at this moment:

[This guy is not strong enough to fight against. Retreat first... We can slowly make plans later...]

Besides, my lazy brother saw Yamato and the experimental subjects who were knocked down by Sarutobi Hiruzen in order to protect themselves, and then slowly got up...

"Ahhhhhh~ I'm really angry!"